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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

elf help book posted:

higher arcane increases the number of dust particles produced with every fart

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Dongicus posted:

Sheldens bazing

E: wow this blew up

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I unfortunately have not been unemployed in ten years. :eng99:

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Completely forgetting what the topic of the thread is for several pages. IZ ftw

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

You have to probate people for saying retard even though you're 35 years old.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

Should call it 'seldom ring' since that will be the status of the one on my console lighting up to play this lmao

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What dude.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

lollontee posted:

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Lmfao get profiled and murked young bitch.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

lollontee posted:

alrighttt, but i pourred weissbeer on my sick rrazor mechaniccal keyboarrd for the thirdd time, andd now im think its not going to recover in time to pplay elden ring with

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Hey dude. Reading your posts is like trying to draw breath in a dumpster or underwater. Lurk more and figure out how not to be such a loser.

WS

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

mysterious loyall X posted:

Dnit quote me.with these terrible word walls.hombre.

Lmao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Same here. I will buy it when it’s on sale because I have to much else to play yet.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

mysterious loyall X posted:

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Elden+Ring+Wiki anyone else constantly refreshing waiting for the character guide drop. yooooooo this is gonna be pog.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

HolePisser1982 posted:

6:01pm thursday: instantly gaining 50 lbs, engulfed in bedsores, massive pile of beer cans and delivery containers, doing the fat guy whistley breathing sound

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

wearing diapers today. focusing on turds. dont wanna soil anything. i soiled myself in a ton of Wranglers right before i came out and still regret it, i want every crap to knock me on my rear end. also planning to pee a shitload lol

lmfao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Giving a "word of advice" about any of these games makes you the world's biggest blowhard. gently caress you, twitter cat boy.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I caved to peer pressure and bought this turd.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

EmmyOk posted:

100% this dude plays with a shield and holds it up around every corner

If I went to Bob's vods it would be simply too easy. lmfao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

HolePisser1982 posted:

Weekly reminder to run, homeslice!

lmao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I bought it on le Steam.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

When people in this thread start giving their words of advice you better believe I'm unreading that rear end.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

That Little Demon posted:

Just cleared the first few bosses some early thoughts:

- Eat the dung when you find it, TRUST me the wiki has not reflected the benefits of smelling like poo poo yet

- Roll to dodge, cannot stress this enough (its RT+X while doing CQC1+2fr you noobs, read the tool tips)

- Yep, STR once again beats INT when it comes down to it, Stronger is Better than Smarter

- Save the gold coin, trust me :D you won't believe what happens

-The cyborg armor is just for fashionsouls heads, it offers NO extra benefits

- Landshark is weak to fire

I wish you put a U in "armor" for extra flavor.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

mysterious loyall X posted:

Is this true? Soy build???? No wonder putin is taking on the degenerate west. Can someone with a review copy verify this?

Edit: removed the tweet and image I was reacting to. The image was doctored and At LeEpicHitlerDeCuckedRebasedLebensRumpers appears to be a troll acount. Apologies

lmfao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

AIDS Frog.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Joan posted:

IT STILL WON'T PLAY

:troll:

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

gently caress you, Bob.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Logging in and streaming this rear end.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

HolePisser1982 posted:

btw: two hand your weapon by holding Y/triangle and tapping R1 (or L1 for left hand)

Thanks.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I’m going to kill the first guy as a wretch no matter how many times I have to restart.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Going to stream me beating this guys rear end.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


Based.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I tried to make my matrix era Jada Pickett inspired monster hunter character but I couldn’t get the eyes right so she just looks a dark skinned white guy.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


The tortured gaming genius lmfao.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I haven't been reading this thread but, peep this. :smugbird:

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I been stacking endurance for the win.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Epic vegan voice: Light loads a must good sir.

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