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lollontee posted:just realising i missed the invite email yup. and it looks like you missed a clue, as well.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2021 16:30 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 17:58 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:You have to probate people for saying retard even though you're 35 years old. lmao
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2022 04:31 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Dancer is so loving cool looking Yup. And her rear end is huge. Wish we could see her big lewd boobs to jack off to, but alas, that is what the fapfuck discord is for. hmu for a link my boys.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2022 04:32 |
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Wormskull posted:Lmfao get profiled and murked young bitch.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2022 15:21 |
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Wormskull posted:Hey dude. Reading your posts is like trying to draw breath in a dumpster or underwater. Lurk more and figure out how not to be such a loser. mysterious loyall X posted:Dnit quote me.with these terrible word walls.hombre. lmfao
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2022 02:57 |
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Mah gamer lappeh is fully prepared.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2022 17:24 |
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There t'was a class that allowed you to start with bitches but they dummied that poo poo out of the game.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2022 17:36 |
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Oh cool, I picked this starting item. Let's read the lore text-- From Software has done it again! Godlike! Geniuses! H'okay... Calm down. Focus. Ahem. "Liar Pygmym's Soured Ring... The Liar once bequeathed unto the bearer a clue.." What does that mean? Was this GRRM? God he's good. [Uses the item and a text popup indicates "Searching for Clue..... Searching for Clue...." before finally popping up again and stating "No clues found." My game hard resets and I sit there in stunned silence. Oh. My. God. They have motherfucking DONE IT AGAIN!!!
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2022 17:39 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:In my massive VR rig so all you can see is my big lips moving with no game audio: Oh my God. lmfao
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2022 17:50 |
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Leadthumb posted:Can't wait to explore the lands between on an epic journey to become the elden lord, only to end up a shriveled little raisin man in a diaper who will sit motionless for hours at the end of a bridge disguised as a vase with a greatbow drawn. Alright, but how are you going to play Elden Ring?
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2022 17:58 |
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[to the tune of spooky scary skeletons] shriveled raisin diaper man is a vase with greatbow drawn he travels through the lands between to become the Elden One
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2022 18:01 |
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EmmyOk posted:Oh the cretinous buckler, perhaps it’s some kind of creature. Let’s see the item description for lore on this foul beast’s shield. Daikatana Ritsu posted:British YouTuber: Hey guys we've got it. We've gone and got it. That's right. Ewdon Ring, in the buiwden. Let's have a go. lmfao
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2022 18:20 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Wow From isn’t loving around anymore *Reads item description on shield that says If you use a shield you’re a cowardly piece of poo poo* lol
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2022 20:36 |
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lmfao
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2022 20:59 |
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HolePisser1982 posted:i keep getting this animal video in my youtube recommends and i keep lolling thinking about the prisoner class lmfao
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2022 21:42 |
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Inchtresting. All my youtube recommendations are yugioh, vtubers and forging blades from video games and anime. Veeeery telling. [raises an eyebrow]
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2022 21:43 |
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Somebody hook a homie up with the elden ring. I ... well let's just say Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel packs don't buy themselves.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2022 22:27 |
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[Holding the phone away from my head, grimacing and waiting for a beat to put it back to my ear] Yep. I know. That IS a lot of money on Yu-Gi-Oh. Look, I had to decide between this and some other rather unimportant stuff, but that's what I got that UPS for, remember? Router can stay on for a bit lol. I get paid at the end of the month and the power'll be back on before you know it, same with the water. It's covid so we don't go anywhere, anyhow. Hell, I got some great core ultra rares and can play a few duels if I'm careful. Hello? Babe? lmao
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2022 22:35 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:No accessibility options huh. Cool world you got here. Yeah. lmfao
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2022 22:36 |
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Squashing Machine posted:Elden Ring demands too much of us in an age where many of us are parents, on-call health professionals, and little Dutch boys who could be called away at any moment to stop up the town's dike with their finger. We need to do better HolePisser1982 posted:me trying to talk about current evenrs to normal people: “this is all just so awful for ukranian fromsoft fans. the russians are inhuman.. i cant even imagine the grief.. lol
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2022 22:55 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:wearing diapers today. focusing on turds. dont wanna soil anything. i soiled myself in a ton of Wranglers right before i came out and still regret it, i want every crap to knock me on my rear end. also planning to pee a shitload lol
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2022 02:38 |
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Wormskull posted:If I went to Bob's vods it would be simply too easy. lmfao HolePisser1982 posted:Weekly reminder to run, homeslice! lmao
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2022 14:49 |
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2022 14:59 |
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herculon posted:Found a boss in a cave. Going to spend the next three hours trying to beat it You should see if you can find a loving CLUE in there bruhbruh
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2022 16:29 |
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Orange DeviI posted:Turn on ur tv lol lol yeup.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2022 16:34 |
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This poo poo easy as pie for the Orange Devil. Get in there and gently caress 'em up dude. Motherfucker's monitor wasn't even on. Let's loving KILL HIS rear end!!
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2022 16:35 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I'm getting it physical and we're supposed to get a massive snowstorm tonight so I dunno when I'll be able to get it. Infinite fail on my part With Rushia's termination of contract from Hololive, let's just say I'm bound to get a little physical myself, and I don't care who knows.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2022 16:36 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:On top of that, Mouse's sleep schedule seems absolutely hosed. herculon posted:This worked. Cave boss vanquished lol
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2022 16:39 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:The Grainbeef Keep lmao
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2022 16:50 |
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mysterious loyall X posted:Is this true? Soy build???? No wonder putin is taking on the degenerate west. Can someone with a review copy verify this? lol
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2022 22:01 |
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Currently on a flight instead of playing this lol
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2022 17:29 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Modded in a rocket launcher and AK47. Finally this game is rubbish no longer. Working on Clean Females next. Lol
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2022 17:58 |
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Fungah! posted:found a troll hole on the beach. this game pwns
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2022 17:58 |
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Gotta be honest, reaaally been phoning it in for work today lol
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 20:30 |
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Ghosthotel posted:Cross posting this OP stuff im currently using for a bleed build. Yes! Thank you! Kudos for the motherfucking GUIDE bro. None of the people in the imp zone are helpful. it's like going into the game and seeing all those SUPER HILARIOUS finger but hole messages. Um, hello? I'm asking for ways to beat the game as quickly as possible so I can go back to Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel but these assholes just keep making fun of me and calling me a wiki god. This build will definitely be helpful. I'm so sick of Elden Ring tbqh and I'm ready to get it over with. The NPC voices and music grated on me so I have been playing this muted whilst watching my favorite cozy vtuber VODS. +Yeah brother.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 22:11 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Been dual wielding the Dungsabre (Rot/Impotence) and Llendoldwyn's Ovaries (Bleed) myself. Absolutely melts everything. Trust. You can find them both in the Blown Out Bellend Hold. lol
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 22:22 |
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on the phone with my beleaguered wife: the imps keep laughing at me. I posted a guide and they're laughing at me. THE IMPS. KEEP LAUGHING!! AT ME!!!
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 22:25 |
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That Little Demon posted:90 hours in now, I have meticulously searched the entire world, used many fun weapons, found tons of secrets. I wish I just used BeanpolePeckerwoods Wiki Guide instead and saved myself some time Pablo Nergigante posted:HINT: Use a +25 Refund button to send this piece of garbage back to Depraved Lord Gaben of the Bell View lol
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 22:38 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Try gaming.. Lmfao
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 22:45 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 17:58 |
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That Little Demon posted:Used cheat engine to beat the tutorial boss lol
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2022 00:08 |