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hawowanlawow posted:gonna need a Brian Jacques-esque description of this feast
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AcidCat posted:Yep, that long hair on your ear just sprouted up since this morning. Since you "don't look to closely at yourself" you are lucky to have a partner who will take care of your nasty inappropriate hairs, sit still for ten seconds and let her get rid of it you buffoon. bro it's a single hair on the guy's ear, chill I swear some people are just furious that human beings are mammals. Midnight Voyager fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Mar 27, 2024 |
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OTOHquote:My bio-mother is basically Darlene Cates from What's Eating Gilbert Grape, and they didn't get much smaller from there. It seems like OP may have made it extremely clear to bio-family that they didn't appreciate having obese relatives. Like it would be weird of the family to be upset by how much OP ate or didn't eat, but for OP to show up and be like "who the gently caress are you people, I'm looking for my svelte bio fam" is pretty rude. It's obvious that OP is fatphobic and trying to downplay it. It's giving Randy Moore captainOrbital fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Mar 27, 2024 |
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As someone whose ears have been sprouting hair randomly, they blend in with the hair on my head until they get to a certain point But apparently being Italian and mildly shaggy is nasty inappropriate and not just my style slash a symptom of depression Rude
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I admit, I have an irrational hatred of stray hairs.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 23:14 |
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I am mailing a box of my hair to you, acidcat I will have regrown the hair by the time it arrives in your hands I have so much hair to give
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AcidCat posted:I admit, I have an irrational hatred of stray hairs. I have like four chest hairs and three back hairs and buddy you'd better believe those fuckers get plucked on sight
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AcidCat posted:I admit, I have an irrational hatred of stray hairs.
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How do you even survive the cold months without some bodyhair?
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More easily than surviving the hot months with body hair
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CoffeeBoofer posted:Would I be the ah if I texted my husband’s best friend (female) to see her reaction? I think it's been established she is the ah if he is innocent and she is in the clear if he's guilty
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 23:37 |
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CoffeeBoofer posted:Would I be the ah if I texted my husband’s best friend (female) to see her reaction? just accidentally snooping through the entire list of my husbands messages during the honeymoon
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Quackles posted:Instead of Pandemic, I will now say Panic! at the Disco. Lmao holy poo poo the work friend who turned into your proto-mom has hosed up boundary issues?? WhoOaOAaoaoooh dude!!!
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FMguru posted:Yet another hilarious TikTok breakup "prank" story: "I'm upset at you for throwing away a 3 year relationship over a silly joke." gently caress off! I'd be more upset that you were ending a 3 year relationship because some strangers on the internet did it 'as a silly joke' Also Its not the first time she has "tested" him? Surely with these kinds of "tests" that once you pass the first one, you are good. Coz if you have the need to keep "testing" then surely the trust/intimacy in the relationship is gone/was never there.
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Bit of a long one but kinda :chefkiss: I (30F) cheated on my husband (27M) he's taking it well but I feel he resents me quote:I (30F) cheated on my husband (27M) he's taking it well but I feel he resents me I know I did something awful and disgusting, and when I couldn't take the guilt anymore I cut off my affair partner and confessed everything to my husband. I (30F) cheated on my husband (27M), and now I suspect he's seeing another woman quote:He knows I cheated. We didn't separate and I begged him to not divorce and let me fix this. He agreed but his behavior since my confession has basically been one of indifference. Like I wrote on my last post, I do my best to be the best wife he could ask for: I cook his favorite foods, get him gifts, screw his brains out every night. Update - 2 days later quote:He left me and he was cheating on me. I did like you guys said and begged him to talk to me. He didn't want to but I cried and yelled so much I puked all over. You know what? Just pretend that 3rd post is bolded in it's entirety.
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oh jay posted:On the other hand, saying "The 'rona" is really fun. When I hear "the rona", it puts me in mind of a Vanilla Ice album track where he sings "What it's like, Having a Roni" Yes, they are different words that sound different. But my brain will make the associations it wants to thank you very much.
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idiotsavant posted:Lmao holy poo poo the work friend who turned into your proto-mom has hosed up boundary issues?? WhoOaOAaoaoooh dude!!! TRAUMA POLICE ARREST THIS GIRL
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BrigadierSensible posted:When I hear "the rona", it puts me in mind of a Vanilla Ice album track where he sings "What it's like, Having a Roni" Was he singing about the San Francisco treat?
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Was he singing about the San Francisco treat? Is it weird that I'd love to hear a hip-hop cover of that jingle?
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A lot of that is apparently because people with brainworms search for any post containing those terms and spew conspiracy bullshit in the comments regardless of anything.
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Brawnfire posted:Is it weird that I'd love to hear a hip-hop cover of that jingle? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CU7CUQGO6A
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Hughlander posted:Bit of a long one but kinda :chefkiss: Cheating Wife posted:You guys are right saying that I suck. But he has fault too, he never really wanted to fix this. He used me for months and then discarded me.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Was he singing about the San Francisco treat? A roni is a virgin, at least in the context of the song.
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AITA for walking out of my sister's wedding because she did not want my children to be present there?quote:My older sister, Sarah, is very much child-free and hates children. I have no problem with this since it's her life, but I like my kids. I have two: Aiden and Rachel. They are twins.
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mystes posted:Doing this is completely deranged and the OP is fully justified in breaking up with her girlfriend over it, it's awful that it's a trend on tiktok, and anyone who does it with the intent of posting it on tiktok in particular should be shot into the sun, but I do kind of wonder if some of these people have some sort of underlying mental illness and tiktok videos are playing on their fears and making them feel like they have to test their partner to make sure they really love them Everyone who is stupid enough to think it's a good idea, deserves to have their relationships exploded by it. "Yes yes I hurt him badly, can we please focus on how I'm the hurt one now, that's the important thing" Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Mar 28, 2024 |
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Edit: misread
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Malachite_Dragon posted:"Yes yes I hurt him badly, can we please focus on how I'm the hurt one now, that's the important thing" I can't believe he would be so cruel as to tell me that my actions killed his interest in continuing the relationship. But I'm willing to forgive and forget
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Hughlander posted:I (30F) cheated on my husband (27M) he's taking it well but I feel he resents me LMAO.
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I can get enforcing a hard stop age on the child free wedding stuff, just to stop people from being annoying about wavering on the line. But, come the hell on. It isn't like at 18 you suddenly turn into a perfect, full-formed member of society. You were even enjoying the time spent with them before you knew the truth!
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It sounds like Sarah's friend was mad because she had just spent time hitting on a 17 year old
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I guess it is different if OPs friend is on the registry and legally can't be around children
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Desert Bus posted:YOU GET TO MEET A MICKEY Can this please be the thread title? It's too unhinged to not be.
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The Bee posted:I can get enforcing a hard stop age on the child free wedding stuff, just to stop people from being annoying about wavering on the line. But, come the hell on. It isn't like at 18 you suddenly turn into a perfect, full-formed member of society. You were even enjoying the time spent with them before you knew the truth! Wonder if anyone can find that post from like January of the woman not going to her sisters wedding because it was child free, 17 years 11 months and 21 days was too young, 18 years, 0 months 15 days was perfectly ok.
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The Bee posted:I can get enforcing a hard stop age on the child free wedding stuff, just to stop people from being annoying about wavering on the line. But, come the hell on. It isn't like at 18 you suddenly turn into a perfect, full-formed member of society. You were even enjoying the time spent with them before you knew the truth! Exactly. They were fine and dandy with the twins being there. Interacting with people and having a jolly old wedding time. But they find out the ages of their nieces is one year earlier than they thought? The whole day is ruined. Better get my husband to ring up and call her names.
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Hughlander posted:Wonder if anyone can find that post from like January of the woman not going to her sisters wedding because it was child free, 17 years 11 months and 21 days was too young, 18 years, 0 months 15 days was perfectly ok.
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John Wick of Dogs posted:It sounds like Sarah's friend was mad because she had just spent time hitting on a 17 year old Mx. posted:I guess it is different if OPs friend is on the registry and legally can't be around children https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuDjN6KsLdo&t=4s
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ad090 posted:Update: AITAH for telling my mom she is dead to me if she mentors my bully? The solution is obviously for OP to get adopted by the guidance counselor. Mx. posted:AITA for refusing to use the take-me-home outfit my father's girlfriend bought for my daughter?
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trickybiscuits posted:Probably because you can't take photos of it. That would be super livestream-able.
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AITA for demanding back our apartment keys, even though my BFs parents didn't overstep boundaries (again)?quote:Last year I (24f) moved in together with my boyfriend "Alex" (27m). I moved to his city because it was more convenient with work for the both of us. His parents live a few minutes away from us. They and I don't really get along. They blame it on "cultural differences", but in short: his mum is overbearing and doesn't care about boundaries and his dad is a tyrant. My boyfriend does stand up for me, and doesn't pressure me to spend more time with them than politely necessary. i would like to know more about the OP's relationship. oh here's a comment she left on a post called "I (23M) use drugs and my girlfriend (25F) wants me to stop. What should I do? " quote:Had a similar conversation with my boyfriend. He used the same logic as you and said "I just do it for fun, not because I have to! I could quit if I wanted, I just don't want to!"
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i found that an effective middle ground for giving keys to your in laws is you give them the keys to the door but not to disable the sen's fortress style traps littering the mazelike halls you can barge into the room while i'm trying to sleep if you want but you gotta earn it
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