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Captain Hygiene posted:Lol, this old one came up when I was looking up the Disney one: His family is doing him a huge disservice by not just laughing and laughing at his tantrum and his child-like taste in food. You let him get away with this for too long.
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steinrokkan posted:Throw that clean criminal record into an email, and baby, you got an education going! Woah woah, don't throw away that sweet High School project. You can make a degree with that.
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Hughlander posted:AITA for not telling my family I could cook and letting them embarrass themselves in front of my ILs? I'm glad this girl found healthy people to be around, but I am also saddened that the world may never see the clumsiest serial killer born from hate and stubbed toes. For real though, good for her. Glad her husband's family has her back by just being decent.
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Feb 13, 2024 05:29
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I really feel bad for kids who are step-siblings. Imagine discovering porn in this time of age, when everything is step this and step that. What happened to clean and good ol' days when plumbers just needed to get paid but there was no $$$ in the house.
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Feb 13, 2024 17:59
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I've heard that whole genre being so prolific is basically because it is specifically the fetish of the owner or CEO of pornhub. I doubt that. It's probably more along the lines that a lot people have step siblings and kids, and it's the forbidden fruit that won't produce monster offspring.
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Feb 13, 2024 21:20
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FMguru posted:Nom nom delicious hand Well, have fun with your new baby lady. You could have had a baby sitter for the price of food and an unused room.
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I. M. Gei posted:She isn't gonna give a poo poo now, but the mom may be worried that her daughter will keep and cherish it for a number of years, and then find out her precious childhood keepsake is a toy made for animals at an age when she might be offended by that revelation. That kid is going to chew through the toy before this can even become a thing.
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Feb 27, 2024 16:00
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Yeah, a good prank doesn't generally leave a victim crying from physical and emotional pain. I'm also dying at the "super fuckable" 300 morbidly obese woman. When people use the term fuckable, they generally mean how hot someone is and it's not a statement to quantify the amount of folds and flabs that one can insert themselves into. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 27, 2024 17:17
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The_Franz posted:One of the things that bothered me most about the dorm bathrooms during my first year at university, was that you could walk into an empty room, go to the furthest toilet stall from the door, and, inevitably, if someone else walked in while you were in there, they would ignore the entire row of toilets on the other side of the room, sit in the stall right next to you, and try to start a conversation. Did they ever slide their foot under your side of the stall, the notorious sign for "want to have a conversation?" Or was it more like, "Pooping huh, well alright."
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Feb 27, 2024 18:50
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The story changes quit a bit when you think of the person as a girl instead of a dude with his hose. I could see why a friend would be mad at her gal pal for squatting over the floor and not the toilet.
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Feb 27, 2024 21:07
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Please explain. Men, for better or worse, get a little more leeway when the hose sprays haphazardly (2 AM morning wood), especially from other guys. For a woman to hit the toilet seat, I would imagine she is doing some crazy hover technique to not hit the seat. That, or she wasn't at the toilet to begin with. Now we are missing big context as where the pee ultimately landed. Did they hit the wall behind the toilet, the ceiling, just the floor alone, doused the toilet roll in piss, there are a lot missing clues to unravel this mystery.
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Feb 27, 2024 21:18
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Boy is there egg on my face, because I've never seen it. If I have, I'd must have assumed the culprit was one of the guys in the group. I feel incomplete now =(
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Feb 27, 2024 21:45
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titty_baby_ posted:my friend at UCLA said the worst thing he witnessed was a young women in a short skirt coming back from.a night out with a guy. At the street corner she holds on to him for support, reaches down to pull her underwear aside, and pisses right onto the curb, and then they walk off pretending nothing happened I watched my prom date do this to a tree. She then cried later, because one of our other friends got tagged for drinking. Poor kid who got tagged never really drank or did drugs due to his older brother OD'ing, but his hot prom date convinced him. The principle wouldn't let me take him home, and they called his parents. Lady goons, I would not recommend peeing in front of your date unless they request it.
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Feb 28, 2024 18:52
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Propaniac posted:I[M24] made a word document with all the rules of valentines day, and now my GF[F23] is upset. Have you asked her what she has done for YOU on Valentines. I would be so done with this the second she mentioned the flowers weren't right, and I would take that vibrator to a home that appreciates it.
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Feb 28, 2024 19:58
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Tracks a lot with autism / ADHD, especially the formidable tag team they make. Rotating hyperfixations get crazy. And with personal experience, it may come off like being high on cocaine because that's pretty much how it feels. You seem pretty self-aware, whereas this lady is in the loving clouds. Out of curiosity , when you start to fixate on something, does it take a while before you realize what is happening to start pumping the breaks? I honestly can see this being kind of a blessing to make life have more joys if you are capable of reigning it in. I also can see it being a major curse if it's melding into a form of mania.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:It depends a lot, and it's taken a lifetime of learning things the hard way. The experience can be extremely different depending on how socially acceptable the special interests are, after all. (Goons in particular should know from both ends of that.) And I'm pretty used to doing things on my own time rather than sharing them with others. (and if anything, it gets annoying when my friends introduce me to something and I start to get into it just as they lose interest and move on) I do try to be more self-aware about it these days, both to avoid burning myself out and annoying others, and also to better ride the wave. Thanks for sharing GL and Schwoo. I think you're on to something with the Manic Pixie Girl theory; there's a dissertation in here for sure.
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Feb 29, 2024 16:01
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StrangersInTheNight posted:it definitely seems like she forgot she wasn't the main character lol my guess is that she was hemming and hawing over if she was ready to settle with the only person she's ever really dated as an adult, and the girls had a fabbo plan to take her on one last grand hurrah to make sure it's what she really wanted. who knows how the idea to just drop it on him and bail came to be, but her dumb rear end actually somehow thought he'd be waiting for her on the other side of this if she just sprung it on him at the airport. I can't back with sex moves, sex moves for us.
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mystes posted:It's alarming that she apparently isn't concerned that she's almost caused fires. I've forgotten that I had stuff cooking a few times when I was younger but I learned from that. She needs to be careful about setting a timer and/or staying in the kitchen if she's prone to that. I get the feeling that this girl isn't the sharpest pencil at the community college.
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Mar 3, 2024 17:01
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mystes posted:It's not a community college I don't think the girl who is incapable of cracking child-locks is going to Yale, unless there is a big surprise twist that there is a physical issue with her. If this is the case, childproofing the stove is kind of messed up, even if necessary for self-survival. I say this as someone who went to community college. The price of admission was a pulse and a yes/no question if we could open childproof locks. They didn't even check to make sure if you actually answered truthfully.
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"I am a normal person." Does she think all crazy people knew they were crazy before you know... losing it. Hell, lots of people with mental illness still aren't aware they have a mental illness. I really feel for this woman if something is starting to manifest. She is facing a potential lifetime of hell.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Stepmother also suggested that he dance with her and the grandmother at the same time. Like how the gently caress would that even work? The Devil's Tango
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Instagram reverted that lady's mind back 20 good years. She is now a highschooler stressing over social media. What a clown.
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My wife has IBS, and I swear to god it seems like she just goes in there, sits down, leans all the way over, and grabs her ankles to let it spray. I make sure she hears me call her the rear end Blaster 5000 every time I clean the toilet. Her mom had to ask her when she was little, "Are you doing it right?" I don't blame her for wanting to hide it as long as she could in her relationship, but the second he moved in she needed to spill..... the beans. The guy isn't going to care; and, if he does, he wasn't worth keeping around.
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Mar 4, 2024 22:38
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The rear end Blaster 5000 only needs one man in her life at time to disappoint her.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Do you at least match her energy as the Piss Sprayer 3000? Absolutely, as is my god given right as a man.
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mystes posted:Do you think that the coworker who spent hours (according to her) making banana bread with no idea whether he likes banana bread, tracked down his desk, and showed up and tried to give it to him, and then got mad when he said he doesn't like banana bread because he had spent hours making it is "successfully navigating social situations"? Yeah, she didn't really do anything wrong other than fail to hide her disgust at this guy. She obviously likes him and he hurt her, so she got mad. Honestly, calling this guy out, to me, is perfectly fine. She would also be fine to just walk away realizing she dodged a tactless bullet. What grown rear end person doesn't know how to graciously accept a gift they do not like.
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mystes posted:If it was me I would have accepted it unless I was like allergic or something but I also would not have baked something for someone with no warning unless I thought they specifically liked that thing, and I would not try to force it on them in a way that put pressure on them to accept. Congrats on never figuring out that people like surprises and free things I guess.
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My brother and I both had to shut down our mother posting an event we did during some holiday to Facebook. It was dumb game she saw somewhere, so we had to emulate it. We basically had the sit-down, "Do not post recordings of us online without asking our permission first. The answer will pretty much always be a ''don't'." The chance that your online presence will cause you harm is far higher than any benefits. I feel so bad for these kids. I'm all for recording memories, but why does the whole world need to be privy to them? More importantly, Banana Bread owns.
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Baronjutter posted:I'm celiac and have had to awkwardly say no to a lot of very sweet and kind baked gifts I bet you learned how to politely decline though. "I really appreciate you making this for me, but I have celiacs. I know someone at home who would absolutely love it. Do you mind if I give it to them?" Or do you smack it out of their hand, "are you trying to loving kill me?!"
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If the Colonel doesn't have to give out his secret herbs and spices recipe then neither do you girl.
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What moron doesn't like a woman in a pair of tight black jeans.
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