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Evil Willow posted:AITA because I decided to stop cooking and cleaning to teach my husband a lesson in appreciation? Wow get a better husband.
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"I demanded to know where the beans were buried, and she refused to tell me." "I will never jeopardize the beans." Can't decide if tattoo or headstone. Maybe both thinking about doing the tattoos for real. ETA: definitely going to draw up something for Satan Shitplane when I get more time. Randy Travesty fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Oct 20, 2021 |
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Oct 20, 2021 14:11
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Captain Yossarian posted:My two cats Clover (1f) and Lilly (1f) keep fighting over the unplugged heating pad and it keeps waking my girlfriend and I up in the middle of the night. Please help 🥺 Sorry bud, you're a Satan Shitplane if you tell those cats a single cross word.
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Oct 20, 2021 14:14
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r/relationships: you dewffee bastard
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Oct 21, 2021 01:46
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AITA for telling my neighbor that her husband isn't the catch she thinks he is?quote:So I 28 F recently attended a neighborhood BBQ where this mommy influencer started asking me about my love life in front of the other neighbors. Now this woman is 35 is a decade younger than her husband. When I told her that I wasn't interested in getting married or into a committed relationship, she made comments saying that she was worried I would end up a bitter old cat lady.
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Oct 21, 2021 08:30
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Whorelord posted:fire sally for being a narc imo Hard agree. Sally sucks, weed doesn't suck. If Sally doesn't like weed, she's welcome to not smoke it, so the rest of us can. That said the team manager is an idiot for not knowing Sally is a narc in the first place.
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Oct 21, 2021 08:50
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quote:They have even taken to recording some of these dressing downs and listen to them later, telling other workers to that they will get this treatment if they don’t improve. It somehow just gets worse with every line
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Oct 21, 2021 12:10
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Weatherwax posted:When I was younger two of my friends who were dating and living together at the time, had a huge blow out fight at a party. As a stress respons I more or less cleaned the entire kitchen. This wasn't my place, nor theirs, I think I had met the host maybe twice before. This is how I deal with stress: cook and clean things. Especially the kitchen. This is why I volunteer to cook for people at parties, because then I can hyperfocus on that when I get anxious.
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Oct 31, 2021 20:55
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spouse posted:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH What the Christ gently caress
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Nov 4, 2021 00:32
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Mx. posted:Husband(28M) did nothing for our wedding anniversary (or my birthday or any holiday recently) is punishing me(28F) for it. Yeah fuckin divorce him, he's an rear end in a top hat even when you're having a good time by yourself because he can't be bothered to remember your loving wedding anniversary and, instead, would prefer to play old school RuneScape.
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Nov 4, 2021 12:44
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for sending my neighbor venmo requests every day until he pays for the laptop his kid broke? Get em, kid.
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Nov 4, 2021 12:45
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Soylent Pudding posted:
Op posted the comments posted:My parents are the owners of the house they just don't live in the state anymore and we're just renting it with my husband. Kick out your husband and his kin and change all the locks.
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Nov 4, 2021 18:02
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Hughlander posted:Two-Years before the post: Melissa hosed around, Melissa found out.
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Nov 5, 2021 08:51
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Mx. posted:AITA for kicking my little brother out over a prank? Holy gently caress. Okay. Uh, this kid needs to be told that "prank culture" has actual consequences, so yes, he can go.
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Nov 12, 2021 13:03
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Give me your bathtubWIBTA if I didn't let my brother's girlfriend have her baby at my house? posted:
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Nov 14, 2021 01:51
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value-brand cereal posted:AITA for not involving myself in my ex-husband's child life? I hope her mom "does the right thing" and shuts the gently caress up.
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Nov 20, 2021 20:24
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This thread is goddamned unreadable for the last however many pages. Content, new flavor: AITA For quitting on the spot even though we were understaff and it made my manager cry? quote:I worked at a retail store in the mall. The store is divided into men’s, women’s and children’s clothes. I always worked women’s and on the weekdays I was always the only employee in that entire section.
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Nov 20, 2021 21:54
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value-brand cereal posted:
This is the meanest thing I've ever seen. Holy gently caress. I hope all of those people loving paid for the hospital stay, Jesus loving Christ. The poor person.
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Nov 21, 2021 00:21
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The only things that made me feel unsafe in the Bay Area were tech folks and landlords (the Venn diagram is a nearly flat circle.) I hope her kids grow up to be cooler, smarter and way further left. Alas.
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Nov 21, 2021 02:17
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mind the walrus posted:I'd read this Neil Gaiman children's book This is the alternate ending for Coraline isn't it.
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Nov 21, 2021 03:07
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for taking away my daughter's thanksgiving present because she refused to eat what my wife cooked? Wow, the loving layers here. Okay. Never force anyone to eat anything. Ever. What if there's an allergy? What if she's vegetarian? Texture issues, whether sensory or tooth related? Dad is a loving rear end in a top hat. Not every kid is going to get along on every point with their step parents and forcing that is the dumbest god damned thing you could ever do because it just makes the tension way way worse, wtg dad. Also withholding a BIRTHDAY PRESENT over something as dumb as food is basically just asking for your kid to hate you.
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Nov 21, 2021 13:04
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welcome to hell posted:My GF (29F) just said that me peeing sitting down makes her feel uncomfortable, and asked that I (29M) stop Just go ahead and dump her for being too dumb to realize you're doing her a favor by not broken-fire-hydrant pissing all over the bathroom when you're bleary eyed at 3am.
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Nov 21, 2021 13:07
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Brawnfire posted:I'd really start playing that up. Just piss everywhere. Claim not to notice, as it's "too far down" to see if I've missed. I've only had one partner (thankfully very short term) who never sat down to piss and he was a disgusting piss golem and that was only part of the reason we broke up.
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Nov 21, 2021 13:24
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nashona posted:What if he has to poop too? Is he supposed to be going up and down? What if he pees/poops at the same time? Obviously he's just going to have to stand to poop. Real men etc. so on and so forth it just sounds different etc.
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Nov 21, 2021 15:53
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Piell posted:AITA for being angry that my Coffee was swapped with Decaf? I wouldn't normally advocate violence but this is a special case. Call his mother. Go nuclear. Do not gently caress with coffee.
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Nov 21, 2021 17:53
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Like, genuinely though, what kind of bullshit is "oh haha I switched your coffee to decaf because I'm worried about you" and then not bothering to even have a conversation about why the person is worried? That's asinine as gently caress. If you're actually worried, try talking to the person, rear end in a top hat.
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Nov 21, 2021 17:55
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Chloe Jessica posted:AITA for not changing the way I kiss my cat to accomodate for my housemate’s autism Being uncomfortable about how someone else kisses their own cat (not your cat) is your own problem. Work on it in therapy, don't take it out on your housemate, who has bent over backwards to accommodate you, who is kissing their own cat. I say this as a person with strong sensitivities.
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Nov 21, 2021 22:17
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The secret is that the guy "owns his own business" and really it's just a Public Storage franchise he owns to front his LuLaRoe diamond tier sales line, which is how he got into eight figures of debt.
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Nov 21, 2021 23:01
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:My sister is absolutely terrified of spiders, and also very devoted to avoid passing it on to her kids, asking her partner to escort the "little cutie" from the bathroom to outside, where it'll be happier. Once when we were visiting, my parents were watching the Hobbit, and my niece came over during the spider scene and giggled at the giant silly spiders. Your sister is genuinely pure and good. Rainbow glitter star for her.  Zulily Zoetrope posted:Julius Caesar famously wept when he turned 33, because he had lived longer than Alexander the Great and not accomplished a fraction of what he did, and look at him now! He's got a salad and a pizza franchise named after him! You, too, are genuinely pure and good. This is the wholesome motivational comedy I needed in my life at 3am, thank you.
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Nov 23, 2021 10:01
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Mx. posted:AITA for telling my brother and SIL “you got your big day now you have deal with the consequences” I hope they reap every loving bit of what they sow. How loving dare they be such shits, over a destination wedding. IN A PANDEMIC.
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Nov 23, 2021 14:02
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Yet another case of "don't eat someone else's food without permission." Don't loving eat someone else's food without permission.
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Nov 25, 2021 15:23
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mediaphage posted:I’m in love with my gym bro This made the entire thread worth it. So wholesome.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for removing my daughters door after she closed and locked it when she left? YTA. Don't loving take basic privacy away from your child, especially when your step child is stealing from them. Get better reasoning skills you idiot, and instead of doubling down on enforcing already bullshit rules, actually handle the situation like an adult by talking with both kids. There's clearly a lot of jealousy at play between the kids and a weird authoritarian bent from the parents so the whole fam needs therapy and a reassessment of "rules." Also gently caress anyone who removes a door entirely, my parents used to do that and all it did was make me not talk to them and never come home so I could have a modicum of loving privacy, especially when my younger (blood) sister was being so loving awful.
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May 3, 2022 12:24
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:office ones aren't that bad honestly because you're there everyday so you have an interest in taking care of it. when we talk about the horrors of women's restrooms we're really talking about retail and other places where you poo poo in absolute anonymity. Costco's womens was uniquely awful. Lol, uh. The women's restrooms in my building are always absolutely loving destroyed. We have a regular phantom shitter who leaves standing turds on the seats of every toilet, and smears poo poo on every surface available, then leaves without getting caught by people or cameras, between 9:15 and 10am about 2 days a week. To the point that the building put someone there to monitor for a while, in which nothing happened. Monitors went away and the phantom shitter came back. Put cameras in front of the door and nobody goes in or out the doors and yet it's somehow covered in poo poo. We literally think it's a dude climbing through the ceiling to do it so now I get to cross a major highway on foot to piss at work. It's a small business incubation center. Yes I'm applying elsewhere.
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May 3, 2022 23:08
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mediaphage posted:AITA for telling everyone the truth why my brother didn't come to our family reunion Okay look, I've done some incredibly selfish, lovely things in relationships, but attempting to isolate people from their friends and family is straight up an abuser's favorite tactic. Ugh. I hope OP's brother gets out okay.
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May 3, 2022 23:13
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for demanding my husband to apologize for ripping the picture my son drew just becausw he didn't include his step brother in it? If she thinks her husband treats her son badly when she's there, think of how he treats him when she's not. Hopefully OP severs.
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My mom somehow assigns my accomplishments to my brother, considering going NC posted:I'm a 37-year-old woman and I'm graduating from college with a Mathematics BS this month, I'm headed to grad school in the fall. Just hit da bricks. Walk the gently caress away. You'll never be her golden child as long as your brother is just sucking up all the love here.
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May 8, 2022 17:46
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Midnight Voyager posted:This person is more insufferable than you can imagine in the comments. Came here to post this because *holy gently caress* you do not do this. Ever. Nobody's status is your business to spread no matter how judgemental and lovely you are about it. HIV is still highly stigmatized. Jesus loving Christ. I've lost so many people to complications from HIV and AIDS and I remember how awful it was just trying to get them treated with what was available at the time. Now it's a manageable, yet chronic, disease and science has come so far. But society really hasn't. Godddd this hits every last one of my buttons. And?! He's in love with his friend, and "nice guy"-ing it up.
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May 8, 2022 21:30
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Pleads posted:It's less surprising when you think of it from OP's view: his twin brother who looks like him but is a big loser who didn't go to college got the attention of this pretty blonde girl while OP got friendzoned. Exactly. His bullshit, plus his worldview, were the dead giveaways. Plus now it's deleted because he broke rule 8, which is I guess the satire rule.
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling my fiancée to stop wearing her old wedding ring? Acid vat eternity. gently caress. This. Guy.
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