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ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Cowslips Warren posted:

AITA for making my daughter cancel her date

Parenting issues aside, I was talking to a teacher recently and they had been horrified by the amount of young teenage boys in their school who idolise Andrew Tate, and tbh after hearing what they had been spouting in class I'd probably want to at least meet the kid.

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ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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I was seeing a woman for a while and when we first started dating she claimed to like a whole bunch of things, seafood was one memorable example.

Turns out she was just a manipulative person who would instigate this kind of argument by breaking down crying "revealing" that she didn't really like X food and had just said that because she was afraid I wouldn't like her and now I was going to leave her etc. Trying to gaslight me into thinking I was the rear end in a top hat for ordering what up until now had been "one of her favourite foods" to the best of my knowledge. Cue a big make-up, promises to be honest about these kinds of things now, me being on eggshells and being super nice to her for weeks and feeling like poo poo.

Not long after, following another similar gaslighting stunt, she tried to guilt me into getting her pregnant.

We had been seeing each other for 4 months. :sever:

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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DreamingofRoses posted:

Either that coworker is a weirdo, or there are some big gaps in past behavior of this person that they are not telling.

Yeah it's way too short on their relationship. I'm guessing OP has been slowly transforming into the friend for a while since meeting and friend has realised one day and it's now freaking her out.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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I'm quite positive that it was something worse than a tap on the head. Much worse.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Mx. posted:

AITA for threatening to take my sister to court over assumptions of her taking my cat

what the gently caress

LOL what the gently caress is the lawyer for? If anyone ever took one of my cats, family or not they would find a new catflap sawzalled into their front door when they got home.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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My "My sister is not crazy or a psychopath" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already addressed by the shirt.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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On the other hand, I've worked with creative directors and that is 100% danger money.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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He's definitely TA but leaving your 5 and 8 year old kids home alone in an unlocked house is negligent and to do that during a custody battle is really loving stupid. All it would take is for the husband to come by and find them alone and that's her custody fight over.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Doug has inadvertently done her a much bigger courtesy than stopping her from falling on the ice LOL

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Mx. posted:

AITA for expecting parents to collect their kids after classes?


Help, the place I moved to is too safe and nice.

Foo Diddley posted:

idk what country she moved to, but i sure as hell know which one she's from lol

The first time I stayed with some Americans in their home I got to see them consume US news and nearly ended up causing offence because I made an audible snort/laugh when fox news started talking about some classic horseshit like the no-go zones of Leeds, UK where white men fear to tread and the police shun. They we're genuinely surprised by my reaction and I realised they had just never questioned any of it.

That same trip I tried to walk in to the local town center, about half a mile, and had two different people pull over and ask me if my car had broken down.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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FMguru posted:

AITA for not eating the work provided food?

I'm just astounded that someone (who wasn't even OP's supervisor) blew up their job (that they desperately needed because they're a single parent) because they absolutely had to police someone's eating habit.

The three coworkers/witnesses accompanying OP to HR was a nice detail.

100% this guy was an absolute floater of a team leader chosen by management and the group was itching to pull the flush. Good on OP for giving them the handle.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Mx. posted:

AITA for continuing to hold a grudge against my wife even after she apologized?

lol. dude's spent one third of his whole marriage passive-aggressively not cooking for his wife

We had a similar cooking skills dynamic when my wife and I moved in together. I read this out to her this morning and she just asked why he married a child.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Private Cumshoe posted:

That's why seasoned public gym goers like me know if you want to reserve the equipment you think you're going to need you just piss all over them and when anyone complains you destroy them with facts and logic about how urine, like sweat, is sterile and of course you will wipe them all down after, alphas aren't gross like that

Also, sometimes a little poo comes out. ITS A NATURAL REFLEXIVE ACTION TO STRAIN. just wipe down the seat with a moist wipe if it bothers you so much cleanfreak.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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teen witch posted:

Oh wow I had to read this thrice before wondering if I should call for a medic

Hands down the most unsanitary place I have ever been is our local boxing club. I actually really got a lot out of an introduction session and genuinely enjoyed boxing and the trainers were really instructive and knowledgeable but I just couldn't bear to go back there even though it's 300m from my house. The smell was that bad.

Shortly after my visit they had to close down for a week because a bunch of grown rear end men got Impetigo.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Amazing how many people are allergic to the idea of foods outside of hot dogs and tendies :iiam:

There just be some people with like the cursed version of being a super taster where everything tastes bad but in even higher resolution. But every one of these people I've met was somewhere on the spectrum and had parents who just let them eat tendies their whole childhood so they wouldn't have to deal with a meltdown. My particular cocktail of neuro-atypical signifiers went the other way and I love to cook and try everything and get obsessed with one particular condiment* or flavour or technique for a while until I master it.

* I am not picked onions guy**

** I do loving love a pickled onion though

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Evil Willow posted:

Me [25 F] with my boyfriend [30 M] of 6 months - we broke up after I booked tickets to go on a trip with an ex from ancient history, who is more of a best-friend.
Did I screw up?


Yes, I'm a scholar of Ancient History. What period? Oh, between 4 and 7 years ago.

ReelBigLizard fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Feb 19, 2023

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Wasn't there some extensive European far right extremist militia/coup broken up recently?

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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teen witch posted:

Hey actually good time to ask this: men how the hell do you like, learn to catcall or harass others on the street? Is it like something you watch and learn and have zero interest in saying “that’s really hosed” or is it something that kinda happens. Is there a course?

Like I’m always more put off by those watching others being catcalled and doing nothing than the cat callers themselves. Why not put some toxic masculinity to good use?

The other day I was wearing my lurid neon yellow cycling jacket and there was a lady with a lurid neon pink sweater and I said "love your sweater" and she looked at my jacket and laughed and said thanks.

That's as close to a catcall as I have ever been and the entire concept is as baffling to me as it is to you. None of my friends do it to my knowledge but if they did they'd be getting a loving conversation and possibly NC'd.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
The local ones only take up 1-2 seats and the space also usually has handles and a back rest to stabilise the chair in case the bus lurches, it's the only place on the bus the chair is properly secured.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
175 at 5'3 is not even that big. Like a UK size 12, maybe 14 in some stores.

Good luck thicc thigh whipsmart gamer artist lady. Congratulations on your spine.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Pirate Radar posted:

Probably not life. If I had to guess I’d say the brother has been repeatedly pooping somewhere as a joke.

If it's serious enough that they took the time to DNA profile it and set it up for alerts my guess is something along the lines of smearing poo poo on public handles or like throwing it at the mayor's house or something. That the family don't seem to care leads me to believe it's some kind of grudge which they actually agree with.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Crossdress Corpsebride is a great costume idea too IDC

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Brawnfire posted:

r/relationships: Ah, the ol' trib-and-fall

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Arsenic Lupin posted:

My bf wants a manual car and I prefer automatic one.

Guess before you peek.

Comedy Import A European Manual option.

E: I live in Britain in a rural place and, here specifically, left hand drive cars allow you to get super close to hedgerows and stone walls which is actually useful in very narrow country lanes.

ReelBigLizard fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Mar 3, 2023

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Wife and I are phasing out our nissan leaf in favour of our electric cargo bikes. I can get a full weeks shop and a sack of cat litter home just the same and it's even cheaper than the incredibly frugal car. It's been a really nice thing for our relationship too, spending more time keeping healthy and exploring on the bikes.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

quote:

Don't people pretty much always survive... Like I know its difficult but shell eventually be okay

Hold on let me ask my dad how the leukaemia is working out o wait lol

EDIT: if a little AITA from inside the thread isn't cool I'll drop this but it's a real low stakes one.

TW talk of abdominal surgery and gynecology.

AITA for quieting some med students in a restaurant because they were talking about surgery?

I'm (38/goon) literally just sitting in a restaurant at a hotel, my wife (36/rockin) is all snorkeled out and asleep in our room and my stoned fat rear end wanted a cake and a cocktail after all the swimming and poo poo we did today.

I was browsing the schadenfreude thread and having a sensible chuckle when a table over, some Apparently Med Students, a guy and two girls, started talking at American volume levels about which surgery they want to specialise in and started going into detailed comparisons of the c-sections they had witnessed.

"Oh wow they just throw the organs up on the chest!? That's wild. At the one I saw they just punched her organs up into the body cavity so they can drag out the placenta."

I was one of only a few tables in range and it's possible no-one else heard but it's a quiet place. I had luckily finished my chocolate cake before they started talking about endoscopic cyst removal.

I'm not really squeamish but it would have been really off-putting to hear that.

I caught a natural lull between stories and just said, at about their volume level*, "Guys I have a strong stomach so don't worry but maybe think about what you discuss in eateries, I was just trying to read the internet and not trying to evesdrop" In as friendly a tone as I could. They sort of laughed and looked embarrassed and the guy thanked me for letting them know but I got the impression that I kinda pissed in their chips and they were very quiet for a few minutes.

I feel bad because they were having a great time discussing it and clearly passionate and interested students. Technically I could have let it slide and not said a word and they'd have probably had a better night but I figured I just saved someone else down the line from barfing up their fish tacos.

I crave goon judgement.

ReelBigLizard fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Mar 3, 2023

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Lads it's Worse than that. Dead and Gay

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

MagusofStars posted:

NAH.

The med students were just talking about their work, which happens when basically anybody with the same profession gets together for a meal. But it's also pretty fair to not want to overhear that kind of stuff while you're eating so it seems fine to ask them to keep it down.

I get this but I still feel like a scold because I wasn't *that* bothered personally and I was thinking about getting back to our room and really no-one was hurt here.

Edit: ^^^^ good point

Edit 2: my wife woke up to say I'm NTA because while she could stomach it now her experience of getting a hysterectomy some years ago means she might have at some points found it triggering to even hear it mentioned and she'd have been less kind than I was.

ReelBigLizard fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Mar 3, 2023

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Captain Hygiene posted:

A NEW FOOD CONUNDRUM APPROACHES

AITA for buying lower grade steaks when my in-laws visit and serving my mom and dad Wagyu.

I can see the complaint about not acting the same way on both sides, but it would definitely rub me the wrong way to get a pricier food and then cook it in a way that's just gonna bring it back down to the same level as less expensive stuff.

After a traumatic but enlightening experience assisting with the killing and slaughtering of a goat when I was 21 I decided that the least lovely way to consume meat was to strive to make sure whatever you cook honours the sacrifice of the animal.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Quote not edit lol

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Can you even lose your license if you're selling alcohol to a consenting adult? Is that a thing anywhere on this planet?

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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AceClown posted:

UK licence laws, like poster above said if someone is clearly smashed off their tits the you have a duty of care to stop serving them, however in practice this only happens in a few places because we're a trash island full of binge drinkers.

The only other way I can think is if you're selling closed containers for people to take away without having the "off licence" part of the overall licence. Even then, it's a very rarely enforced thing because who even gives a poo poo if someone wants to take a couple of bottles of beer home to carry on drinking.

So I've worked in UK bars and dealt with licensing applications. I know that's the deal. What I'm asking is if there's some nearly dry county like Still-pointes-at-airplanes, Ohio where they are decorum pilled so hard you legally can't have a drink in a work uniform lest it tarnishes the good name of your office.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Like that Norwegian island where they give you alcohol ration tickets. As an islander that actually makes a lot of sense and would have probably done a lot to improve the home lives of many people I went to school with.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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When capitalism finally kills the world and burns down society the only currency we will have left is who we are as individuals*. Don't gently caress with people's identity, even if they are a prick.

*and fuel probably idk

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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DoubleNegative posted:

AITA for leaving a wedding to eat at McDonald's?

How fuckin' cheap do you have to be, or how large is the guest list, that you have to buy your own meal at a wedding?

Whoa there let's not scream on past boyfriend and mutuals helpful input at the end there. We've got more acid vat capacity than ever and it's growing every day.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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Darkhold posted:

I used to work at a hotel and it usually had pilots
....
I'm usually not a snitch but I straight up told them there was no way he should be flying. JFC.

From someone who worked on safety & risk management for a small airline - you did good.

Always snitch on drunken air crew. It's never wrong.

They are well aware what they're doing is hosed up because the airline spends a mandatory amount of time per season explaining exactly how, why and what happens when you gently caress with substances and aircraft.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
Uh when you don't know the reason someone asks that you use a particular name and not another yeah, gently caress you.

There are nicknames of mine that still trigger deep old trauma for me when kids bullied me because my aforementioned dad died of cancer. If I tell you to address me one way don't get loving creative. And mine is mild in comparison to other abuses people have suffered.

But go ahead, justify yourself while I remember how to block people on the awful app again.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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You know what I like about this thread? It started as a guilty pleasure, I have Reddit but it's exhausting to navigate. I much prefer the goon curated digests of other networks. Goons have a talent for finding the buried lede, the delicious schad and the questionable age-maths amongst other morsels.

Turns out my wife started reading those subs too and when we realised we started comparing notes. It's become a regular thing we share and enjoy. She likes the spoiler tags we use and we use our conversations about the various stories as a springboard to talk about issues and how we feel about things. It's like we're watching a daily soap opera together and it has been great for our relationship so thanks goons.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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I can't possibly allow my son to decide how to deal with his trauma and disability. I certainly can't condone anything as cool as a 14 year old wearing an eye patch, literally, possibly the only upside to a legit eye injury. He's going to build so much character as his classmates stare at his (apparently visible) disability and make him feel self conscious anyway.

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ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

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My Polish friend once half jokingly asked me if I'd come with her back home for her brother's wedding because her family kept harassing her about not having a boyfriend (she was asexual and we were just good dinner buddies).

I still regret not going and living a polish romcom for the weekend but I think polish wedding drinking would have killed me.

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