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Funktastic posted:after an employee died, her team has driven off anyone we hire to replace her You are a senior manager you loving goober, literally employed so the C level jackoffs don't have to deal with poo poo like this. Get in the pool and start fuckin splashing.
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teen witch posted:Ok but Moam is this loss?
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AITA For making a bad joke?quote:I work in a truck repair shop and we make pretty hosed up jokes often. I (black person) saw this guy I work with (white person) who also makes dark jokes at a table with another guy (also white) and saw an opportunity. If this isn't a race-swapped post where some chud got in poo poo for asking a table of black dudes if they want some fried chicken and watermelon I'll eat my dick and balls
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The Bee posted:Was there ever an update to Timothy? I sort of remember one where they tried to gift her her own mouse and she had a meltdown, could have been a different story though all these fuckin things blend in to one after a while
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kntfkr posted:kinda sick gently caress has never had lobster by their mid 30s I'm 42 and have never eaten lobster. No idea why, I love seafood, just never had it.
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Not in any way defending coffee hand biter, but caffeine withdrawal isn't a fun time, it makes you nasty and snappy and a lot of people don't realise why. It's the reason survival shows go to poo poo within the first few days, people just can't cope with it. That being said, lol, just get some caffeine tablets and suck it up.
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deety posted:Is it ridiculous for me (19f) to break up with my bf (27m) over a stressful Halloween party? "You're just too immature", I scream at my literal teenaged girlfriend
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:I'm curious what this means since it wasn't phrased as "she's a model". places like modelling agencies tend to also employ very attractive people even for admin roles because god forbid anyone in those circles be forced to look at at fat person Edit: lovely snipe, have some more "weddings should be banned" content quote:
OP posted a picture of this exquisite piece of fine jewellery.... 
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this will never not be evergreen
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Nov 10, 2021 20:11
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Xun posted:I have met a lot of people who literally didnt know the Roma are not a fantasy Disney cartoon creation and that g*psy is a racial slur. It's uh. Pretty odd. Some of them got real weird about it when I pointed it out too like "everyone knows they're a fantasy staple! How could you say I'm being racist?" Gypsy isn't a slur in the UK, the preferred way of referring to people from these groups is "GRT" which stands for Gypsy, Romani or Traveller.
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I remember a throwaway chapter in on of the Belgariad books where they have to take shelter in this house and it's a family of total narcissist horrible people. Anyway, when they leave Garion is all like "holy poo poo they are terrible people, we should do something" and Beldin I think is all like "if you can think of a better punishment than letting these vile people live out the rest of their lives, never finding happiness, in each others company then by all means share it" and Garion is all like "daaaamn that's fuckin cold, but also fair" anyway, it's been 20 years since I read those books and this thread makes me think of that chapter often, thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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The Lone Badger posted:Note that she's mostly concerned about the value. She was always planning on turning her request into a demand for $1200, however OP responded. now you have me wondering if there wasn't something medically wrong with the dog and she wanted OP to take it in and have it die on him so she could demand the money
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I was very close to forgiving wedding dude until...quote:My bother sent me a heartbreaking email afterwards on how he felt so rejected that we weren’t at his wedding nor apologised afterwards
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value-brand cereal posted:
quote:"You can officially have sex with him" oh reddit, never change
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therattle posted:When they dated as kids they were 13 and 15 but are now 19 and 23? Edit: ignore me, I'm dumb
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Beachcomber posted:I hope reddit is giving this lady what for. Locked and deleted after a few double downs in the comments
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value-brand cereal posted:I (21F) moved in with older male colleague, dad is acting jealous and it’s extremely creepy. What in the actual gently caress
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Limb Loss Lump Sum mods plz
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Dec 14, 2021 15:54
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its_my_birthday posted:yall live in castles or something? housework takes like 90 minutes max if you keep up on it every day. and what the hell kind of babies never sleep. you sleep when they sleep. i got so much sleep on the couch throughout the day while my daughter was in her tree frog pose on me snoozing away I'm in the UK where 2 bed 1 bath is the norm and when I see american houses with like 6 bedrooms and 7 bathrooms I cannot imagine trying to clean all that on the regular
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Johnny Truant posted:a memorial table at a wedding is some psycho poo poo It's not unheard of at weddings I've been to to have a small table with a few photos/trinkets of people who have died who would have been at the wedding had they lived, but yeah she's not talking about that, she's talking about a loving shrine.
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I thought an irish goodbye was when you say you're leaving then spend hours dragging it out by chatting poo poo with everyone you're saying goodbye to
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a podcast for cats posted:This sounds a bit like a setup for a weird comedy movie or sitcom episode, but I really wonder what the older sister's endgame here is. younger sister cheats on dirtbag boyfriend with OP's husband, ends up so wracked with guilt she ends the relationship with the dirtbag and absolutely no drama ever comes from it again, no sir.
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Midnight Voyager posted:Hey, remember that total nutjob who put pepper on his dick and talked about hypnosis in childbirth? as someone who medically cannot have children I want to slap this kid so fuckin hard
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I don't know what Boho Scandi is supposed to look like, but Ikea furniture is both minimalist and scandinavian by like definition  
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Technocrat posted:And the update that would let you quick-charge the battery by putting the phone in the microwave, too! my favourite one is people who fell for the trick that said if you put your phone in the microwave the turn plate would simulate walking speed and hatch out your pokemon GO eggs
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Xachariah posted:Do some people just have a complete inability to speculate on potential consequences of their actions? I feel like someone needs to sit down with these people and kindly explain possible consequences of their actions as if speaking to a slow child. Th narcissists prayer my goon
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for caring about my son's safety? Boomers: "these kids are lazy, when I was their age I'd be out dawn till dusk" Also Boomers: "I have a rule set that none of my children can walk outside the house by themselves until they are 17 years old."
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Brawnfire posted:Thinking women wearing a certain type of clothing look sexy isn't really... a fetish, insofar as I would use the term, but ok oh he's on the train to an inflation fetish and it's juuust started rolling out the station
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kimbo305 posted:I had to google this -- where are Lightly Salted Doritos sold? UK has em 
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:When I started reading the predecessor to this compilation thread I used to think the stupidity resided only in the questions people posed to the reddit community. Through reading comments there I've learned the true stupidity is in believing it's a community whose opinion is worth listening to. I will never not love the super rare ones that end up being "edit: oh poo poo reddit is agreeing with me, I must have really hosed up, laters"
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therobit posted:From r/legaladvice lmao why is telling the loud old conspiracy theorists to just gently caress off not an option?
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for texting from my GF's phone? r/relationships: Thanks a lot reddit.
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Kung Food posted:I'm guessing lifelong virginity, because some dads will never be able to handle that their precious, pure daughters have had sex. thanks, now I'm reminded again of that horrific "having daughters is the ultimate cuckoldry" hot take that is somehow seared in to my brain
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therobit posted:AITA for being openly hostile towards my sister and telling on her thus potentially making her husband loose custody of his children? tell me there's an age gap without telling me there's an age gap
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quote:I'm feeling extremely overwhelmed right now and just making a quick comment because all of you are being so nice. Sat my bf down after dragging him off his game and grilled him about what was happening but he said I was being crazy when I started all this and to just let us write a text to his parents apologizing. I said no and that we would go over to apologize but he started freaking out which was the final straw. He's doing everything to get me to stay home but I'm going over and sorting this out since I tried calling anyway but the number's out of order?
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for yelling at my bf for taking a nap with his roommate? I think you missed an "ex" off the story title there OP lmao Invisible Clergy posted:Did someone say "boundaries?" r/relationships: I will not go into detail. AceClown fucked around with this message at 12:25 on Mar 4, 2022 |
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Age gap girl finds out what happens to a lot of men when they hit 40+ AITA for getting mad at my BF for not caring about his health? quote:Since the pandemic my (22F) bf (41M) has gained a lot of weight. He went from being healthy to obese. He's now about 105kg and he's quite tall but still. The past year I've been the only one trying to help him get healthy. Try to make him healthy meals and encourage him to exercise. I've been brutally honest when he's slacking because he's asked me to do it. His family on the other hand give him unhealthy snacks whenever we are there and don't take it seriously. I've taken this super serious as he has heart condition that could worsen significantly by unhealthy habits and be irreparable. Lately he turns his parents unhealthy food down but I had to argue with him about it when he was nearly 120kg and kept accepting slice after slice of cake. To me this is sad since he's in risk right now. We don't live with his parents btw.
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$200 per month is $50 per week 4 hours per week is $12.50 However if she's getting paid on top about $10 per hour then I guess that's a good way to get a decent paid job for 4 hours lmao But yeah, any extra hours reduces that exponentially and if she needs gas and other expenses then it gets silly.
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Mx. posted:AITA for calling my husband unreasonable for only wanting to invite people he knows personally to our son's birthday party? I'll take that he's having an affair with one of the mums at school on this one
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