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Dec 8, 2009

Wizard Master posted:

This isn’t 2004-edgelord GBS guys, this is a terrible situation for everyone involved and you don’t have to feel like you need to make a joke about every situation.

shut the gently caress up wizard master

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Dec 8, 2009

spacetoaster posted:

Everyone? Are you sure? Have you thought this opinion through?

it's not for me because i'm a maladjusted misanthrope totally and completely disconnected from this event. i'm laughing at the jokes itt but only the good ones (the bad ones are in poor taste because they're not funny)

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Dec 8, 2009

thread title: "Another take? How about I just fuckin' shoot the both of ya?"

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Dec 8, 2009

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

thread title: "Another take? How about I just fuckin' shoot the both of ya?"

Aardvark pls i'm begging u

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Dec 8, 2009

lol thank you aardvark

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Dec 8, 2009

Aardvark! posted:

It's what the victims would have wanted.

:hai:

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Dec 8, 2009

i heard he shot 2 people intentionally because he didn't want to do another take

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Dec 8, 2009

can't remember where i heard that tho, may be misremembering

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Dec 8, 2009

nvidiagouge posted:

My buddy who works in film says that despite his public persona as an rear end in a top hat, Alec Baldwin is pretty cool on set with the crew and treats them like human beings. That sounds trivial but there are a lot of very famous people who never speak to the crew, have them punished for petty things, and generally make them miserable.

my buddy says alec baldwin shot a cinematographer in new mexico just to watch 'em die

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Dec 8, 2009

John Wick of Dogs posted:

It could just be that one person was shot but this knocked equipment onto another person causing a serious injury

did anyone even read the thread title? it says it all really

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Dec 8, 2009

Saalkin posted:

Alec could kill again at any moment!

he has the taste for blood now, he's probably seeking out his next victim as we speak

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Dec 8, 2009

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

I’m hearing that a nasty little gnome came out of its hidey-hole and put real bullets into the gun when Alec was on his break— apparently a non-union propmaster disturbed its treasure hoard. Related to malevolent cave-dwelling “little people” of American Indian folklore? We don’t know yet

lol

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Dec 8, 2009

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

I’m hearing that a nasty little gnome came out of its hidey-hole and put real bullets into the gun when Alec was on his break— apparently a non-union propmaster disturbed its treasure hoard. Related to malevolent cave-dwelling “little people” of American Indian folklore? We don’t know yet

still lol-ing at this post, now proven to be 100% correct

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Dec 8, 2009

it was just a prank and for some reason everyone is taking it so seriously. people are so soft these days :rolleyes:

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Dec 8, 2009

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

yes, generally if a person doesn’t approve of something it’s safe to assume they want the perpetrator shot. People who cut in line, people who talk on the phone in the grocery store, tall people who sit in front of me at the movie theater— they should all be shot to death with bullets by Alec Baldwin

alec baldwin is a man on a rampage, filled with insatiable bloodlust, a homicidal maniac hellbent on killing all who have grieved the posters in this thread, and i am responding by putting a bounty of

one. thousand. dollars.

on his head, dead or alive, payable in gold doubloons, to mollify and pacify this thread and to once and for all put an end to alec baldwins ruthless, sanguinary spree

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Dec 8, 2009


wow calling woman cinematographers "it"... that's a new low for gbs. maybe take it to the conservative opinions thread?

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Dec 8, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

In fact, had he never been born, this may not have happened at all!!!

kill all the baldwins as penance imo

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Dec 8, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

Maybe the media should stop spreading the name of the production that murdered one crew member and injured another. All this national press coverage will encourage copycat studios to enact similar crimes. And we in this thread must acknowledge our own culpability.

lol

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Dec 8, 2009

Aardvark! posted:

literally loled irl

lol it's like they had premonitions of the future and were setting up for a top tier shitpost

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Dec 8, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

Alec Baldwin spent those Union dues to fly a helicopter to my home in the middle of the night and rappel down a zip line into my window and call me the 'F' word fat and then took off running into the darkness because he co-wrote the script for this movie. He can't keep getting away with this.

wait he flew the helicopter and he also rappelled down a zipline? and then ran off afterward??????? what happened to helicopter, it was just hovering in place until it ran out of fuel and crashed or something

something not adding up w/ this story :magemage:

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Dec 8, 2009

Aardvark! posted:

Actually I think you'll find it all boils down to Alec Baldwin getting tired of reshoots and just blowing away the DP and director

occams razor........ it was right in front of us all along

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Dec 8, 2009

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

going to start saying cold gun whenever I hand something to somebody

*tosses u another brewski*

cold gun

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Dec 8, 2009

withak posted:

I can't believe that we have let Alex Baldwin murder AGAIN.

sign of the times :(

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Dec 8, 2009

GolfHole posted:

my concern is that he will kill me, too

in the end, alec baldwin comes for us all

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Dec 8, 2009

AD stands for Alec Daldwin

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Dec 8, 2009

my most favourite part of the thread is the bad jokes, my least favourite part is the serious chat about culpability and consequences from the armchair investigators

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Dec 8, 2009

sure okay posted:

No one needs to die on the altar of loving entertainment.

wrong, you'll die for my pleasure, serf, and you'll like it

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Dec 8, 2009

i wish alec baldwin would come in to this thread and shoot it to death

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Dec 8, 2009

kntfkr posted:

"Dad, it happened again. Can u or mom pick me up? I'm drunk. Bring my Switch."



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Dec 8, 2009

also read in that article (not sure if it was mentioned itt yet) that the crew was using the pistol for recreational target shooting and they kept the live ammo and blanks together?!?! when the armourer said she doesn't like loading blanks because she doesn't know how to do it???? lmfao

not that it matters because it was the AD that told baldwin it was a cold gun, and that's why he was comfortable pulling the trigger

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Dec 8, 2009

cold gun

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Dec 8, 2009

Songbearer posted:

Jesus loving christ my dude having a joke is one thing but wishing a violent ballistic Baldwin death on every poster in here is real dark

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

in the end, alec baldwin comes for us all

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Dec 8, 2009

twit666 posted:

My nephew does FX for movies. I asked him if there's a need for a gun that shoots on a set and here's what he said: Yes, there is absolutely 0% reason to ever have a working gun on a set (other than maybe for a security guard). I've done hundreds of gun blasts in my career. You add a tiny flash of fire for two frames and some stock smoke afterward. If you want to get fancy you can rotoscope the hand and the gun to make it kick back. You can even make the back part of the gun slide out for 3 frames. You can also add a little flash of light on the person firing the gun. But it's all so easy because it lasts 2 or 3 frames. I can do like 20 of them in a day. The cost of paying a gun specialist to load blanks into a working gun ($1,500 ish) is probably 50 times what I get paid to do one VFX gun blast ($25 ish).

The question is why would someone push for having a working gun on set?

my uncle works for hollywood and he said he saw alec baldwin drinking the blood of the victim and harvesting her soul right afterward, speaking dark incantations and casting a hex on everyone present on set that day. wondering why we even let alec baldwin speak when we know he's an immortal lich who has a gun for a phylactery????

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Dec 8, 2009

GolfHole posted:

wakaliwood figured out cgi gunplay 11 years ago, whats the big problem

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Dec 8, 2009

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

(speaking confidently to extremely bored date as if i have known about this stuff for a long time) look, you never want to call cold gun without checking the chamber, period. And plinking should be out of the question on any set

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Dec 8, 2009

Lolie posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2021/oct/26/rust-film-set-shooting-alec-baldwin

Who brought an "enormous amount of bullets" onto the set and why?

i heard alec baldwin doggedly harassed the old crew, purposely performed badly, called them hateful slurs and intentionally booby trapped guns on set to orchestrate a walk off, so that he could compel his army of thralls to take up residence at bonanza creek ranch, and, once infested, they scoured the landscape for any and all ammunition they could get their hands on, and returned it all to lich lord alec to construct an enormous throne of bullets composed of various calibres and manufacturers whereby lord baldwin could command his undead legions on to further conquests. i heard that from my father-in-law who is a new mexico detective

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Dec 8, 2009

police arrived on scene to find bullets literally everywhere... old timey barrels filled to the brim with bullets, a pair of cowboy boots taken off outside the saloon overflowing with bullets, bricks of ammunition stacked up to create a massive ornamental bullet like walmart stacks soda cases. every door and cupboard they opened comically bursting open and flowing forth with bullets. after some of the commotion had settled down and alec baldwin agreed to speak with them, he sheepishly removed his 10 gallon hat and let out a torrent of cartridges from beneath, showering down around him. rumour is that alec forced the crew to eat bullets from bowls and plates daily to "immerse themselves" in the setting. when offered water to quench the thirst of the officers due to the sweltering desert heat, baldwin produced and poured from a large pitcher of bullets into their cups, profusely apologizing "sorry sirs, it's all we have around set, we're staying in character for when production resumes haha"

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Dec 8, 2009

teen witch posted:

every image I’ve seen of her is a very “I’m in my early 20s” look and goddamn that’s just some poor luck.

Like I dress like a weirdo myself but I have yet to be lethally negligent multiple times at 30.

Yet

have you tried having a rich and influential father who parachutes you into a role where you make life or death decisions constantly despite being an irresponsible and careless child? you could maybe get on her level if you tried that

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Dec 8, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

Everyone blaming this on the sweet feral gun child with the clown hair / sex tshirt or the hard-working AD, whose spotless work history spanning decades speaks for itself, is ignoring the fact that Alec Baldwin was observed inserting bullets from his own bandolier into the cold, empty weapon, carefully taking aim at his coworkers, and then grumbling in his best Hollywood anti-hero voice through a wry half-smile, "How about I just fuckin' shoot the both of ya?" as he pulled the trigger and shot the both of them.

Bronze Fonz posted:

Ok this guy seems pretty hosed up



been saying this..........

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Dec 8, 2009

mods can we pls hand out some probes for people who kramer in here without even bothering to read the thread title

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