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builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!


The Dakar Rally!


Get ready because it starts on Saturday!


It’s again in Saudi Arabia so by reading this post you are helping sportswash a regime with a pretty bad humanitarian record.

I still love the race itself and by once again acknowledging the sportswashing we’re all now morally absolved of any participation in it. Right? But the US does bad things too? The british empire? No, one bad action doesn't justify other bad actions? I have a tough time with this and you should too. It happens all over and I think the very least we can do is be thoughtful about when it happens and how we react to it.


I only care about bikes but I'm trying to include other vehicles because I like the race a lot and there are also trucks which I love and I hope you read this and also love the race. gently caress you, cars. SxS and quads, you're dead to me. just kidding, I love all of you


Dakar is a rally. You have to follow a roadbook. It's... difficult. At least cars and trucks get navigators to read these pretty pictures.


If you read the pictures wrong it is bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xbnMXv9YNQ

Red Bull has a really good set of get hyped about dakar videos. You should watch all of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcxen96vSOo

Last year, Kevin Benavides became the first south american to win the dakar on a bike and Honda continued their interruption of KTM's run of dominance with a streak of their own. Two in a row! KTM promptly stole Benavides (probably because his parents own a KTM dealership and he's wanted to be a factory KTM rider since he was a little boy). There's been some movement among the top teams, so let's take a look.
https://rustsports.com/dakar-2022-whos-going-to-win/

Honda
On team red, there's Ricky Brabec, american hero and the man whose life Talladega Nights was loosely based on. Nacho Cornejo whose nickname is Nacho. Bang bang barreda who is super fast and SUPER GOOD at crashing. Finally, male model Pablo Quintanilla


who's switched from Husqvarna to Honda to make room for our hero. :allears:

KTM
KTM has three teams. KTM, Husqvarna and Gas Gas. We only care about one though.

Husqvarna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSkvAYPjYdE
Skyler Howes.


You should root for Skyler Howes because he has a great story. Last year he raced Dakar for the second time. It's expensive to race Dakar and the dude worked as tech support for a company that makes bling for dirt bikes. So he had to sell everything he owned including his truck to get the money to race. He came home with basically nothing (someone lent him a mountain bike so he could keep training and ride to work) after finishing fifth. And then... he got the call and now he's a factory rider.

Nobody cares about the rest of the husky team. But if you did it'd be Luciano Benavides, Kevin Benavides's brother.

KTM
On KTM we have bush mechanic Toby Price. He fixed a tire with zip ties and rode hundreds of miles on it and is generally awesome and hilarious. Also, he's very fast. And famous (if you listen to a bunch of podcasts and follow along throughout the year) for doing things like looking for folks on tinder when he's in the middle of a bivouac a hundred miles from the nearest town. Also, he has a mullet.

God, look how beautiful that mullet is.
https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/watch/1981966403705

Then we have weird looking dude and Austrian so he's never getting fired from KTM and is also supposedly an amazing test rider and oh yeah he won a dakar, Matthias Walkner.


Last, but not least, Gas Gas https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2948614402059640

Which has Daniel Sanders, an Australian who is 100% going to win a Dakar at some point because holy poo poo he is just so fast.

https://www.speedcafe.com/2021/12/10/video-sanders-pathway-to-dakar/
(I love the "Note: Video contains coarse language.")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfuu4Z0BjyQ

And Sam "win it or bin it" Sunderland who is british and, guess what, also won a Dakar. If you're counting along at home, that's Price, Walkner, Sunderland and Benavides who have all won a dakar riding for KTM and on Honda you have... RICKY BRABEC. Who used to be a 300lb roofer (seriously) and then got serious about racing. He's said one of his advantages is that his body is used to eating garbage because he wasn't always an elite athlete so he deals better with eating bivouac food for three weeks. Anyway, I'm obviously torn so am just rooting for everyone.

OK, that's the teams that are contenders. And then there's Yamaha, winner of our hearts. With famous wheelieing Frenchman Adrien van Beveren. His brain is very simple. It has only two commands. 1. If motorcycle, then fast. 2. If helicopter, then wheelie.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CXMKfdMIukN/

And American Hero, Andrew Short who is faster on a motorcycle with no rear tire than you are on anything else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDfBOHDgBPM

Danilo Petrucci just retired from motogp and is racing Dakar. He will be fast and then probably crash.


Because he's only a motogp rider and not an F1 driver. Who would never cra... kimi? you OK?


Dakar is dangerous. This is CS Santosh, best Indian rider ever and very good pro rider. This is just brutal to watch and hear him talk about, but it's good to see him doing a lot better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWl1GpJ5AOo

This is the best page for results. http://trackingdakar.com/en/stage-1/bikes/waypoints/

You can look at the official Dakar YouTube channel and Redbull should have decent coverage this year, otherwise I’ll probably post some more pictures every few days because I like it a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_wma4-889E

There are also cars. Yup, this picture is from testing. Spend like 500k to get here and then, RIP.


Nasser in his toyota is going to win this year because the 4wd cars can have slightly bigger tires[citation needed? I swear I read this somewhere] which will let them go faster and put down more torques.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FidPPFOGwQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcqsRCkusMs

Because of the increased tor... hahaha just kidding. It's going to be Peterhansel again. Despite racing this year in the most interesting thing to happen in the cars category, Audi's new hybrid electric buggy, Peterhansel is still the best ever. It's not really a debate, like it might be in other sports. Just fact.
https://www.nenroll-nenroll.com/stephane-peterhansel-before-the-dakar-2022-a-challenge-that-is-right-for-me/1423192021/

(Nasser really is the favorite this year, but it'll be interesting to see if Peterhansel being literally the best ever can compensate for the new entry).
https://twitter.com/i/status/1476161080233627649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvapEU5r39M




Audi seems pretty serious about this so it'll be interesting to see how it goes.


No sound for the first minute but then you can hear it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wBLL8quafM

They also have Carlos Sainz, who's won the Dakar as well. He's pretty good at driving, I heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq0CxZ7Getw

Back to Toyota, you can use closed captions on this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW-8CDpQ9Pg

This team is not as good as Toyota (or probably Audi since they have zero Stephan Peterhansel and Audi has one (1) Peterhansel).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbe60P8JZR4

Sebastien Loeb is also competing. He is not my favorite, but I like the sound of his car.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUMj63VUz08

Compare to the Toyota.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcKQHL83lZA

There is also a ford. It will not win. The retractable side stand at 1:32 is awesome though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM21cL_LI0M

Supposedly this video is about tires, but... looks just like video to me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzzvZyubH0Q

Molto bene indeed. (CC with auto translate again... but some great raw footage)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEWALVNclvQ

Last, but not least, trucks!


The most important thing to remember about trucks?

loving kamaz. (3m12s in) https://youtu.be/3NP41lLs9ZQ


Look how easy the terrain is for the trucks compared to the bikes and cars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x84juglO7pM

It's good Iveco is having fun before they lose to Kamaz.




Seriously, Kamaz is so good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbWJLqtGAMU

builds character fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Dec 30, 2021

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honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

Thanks for doing this. It was very cool last year.

Supradog
Sep 1, 2004

A POOOST!?!??! YEEAAAAHHHH
I know last year(or was that 2 years ago, drat COVID) there where some ytube channels with some coverage of the Dakar. But ive apperantly pruned them or they're not active anymore.

What's the channels or cooler smaller time teams that will do an effort on media this year?

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

honda whisperer posted:

Thanks for doing this. It was very cool last year.

I'm glad you enjoy it. It's a great race and such a pain to follow along without something like this but I feel like it deserves more attention. Maybe someday it'll get its own netflix show!

Supradog posted:

I know last year(or was that 2 years ago, drat COVID) there where some ytube channels with some coverage of the Dakar. But ive apperantly pruned them or they're not active anymore.

What's the channels or cooler smaller time teams that will do an effort on media this year?

Redbull is currently the best and this series is a really nice warmup. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE6DWjoc4itosuazhI7xWuxR6nSjp9gCf

But everything is the day/evening after. Following along live is tough.

I'll probably look at both of these from time to time as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hashtag?dakar2022 and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hashtag?dakarrally

France channel 4 is the best same day stuff but I don't speak french. I'll definitely link whatever I find as we go along. Hopefully there are a few folks who do live streaming and daily roundups.

builds character fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Dec 30, 2021

McTinkerson
Jul 5, 2007

Dreaming of Shock Diamonds


I am absolutely pumped for the classics class that was added last year.

https://www.classicdriver.com/en/article/cars/after-34-years-niva-red-legend-team-taking-lada-niva-back-dakar
There's even a Niva competing!

Edit: 134 cars and 18 trucks!
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?vanity=dakar&set=a.4621677251224879

McTinkerson fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Dec 30, 2021

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Oh cool, I'm on time to follow the rally in real time this year!

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
Why is this still called Dakar and not Saudi Baja Blast?

Anyway, I caught a video interview with a Dakar motorcyclist the other day, had a horrible accident and basically had to rebuild himself physically and mentally. Pretty moving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWl1GpJ5AOo

e: oh woops it's in the op. my bad.

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

McTinkerson posted:

I am absolutely pumped for the classics class that was added last year.

https://www.classicdriver.com/en/article/cars/after-34-years-niva-red-legend-team-taking-lada-niva-back-dakar
There's even a Niva competing!

Edit: 134 cars and 18 trucks!
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?vanity=dakar&set=a.4621677251224879

Wow, I didn't realize there were so many this year. I will try to include some footage of them again but please feel free to just post!

Elviscat posted:

Oh cool, I'm on time to follow the rally in real time this year!

Aren't you like way ahead so you can have some leisurely lunch and watch the start each day? That'd be nice.

busalover posted:

Why is this still called Dakar and not Saudi Baja Blast?

Anyway, I caught a video interview with a Dakar motorcyclist the other day, had a horrible accident and basically had to rebuild himself physically and mentally. Pretty moving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWl1GpJ5AOo

e: oh woops it's in the op. my bad.

Red Bull and Monster have drawn a line in the sand. They drew it using dump trucks of euros. If Mt. Dew wants to play they have gots to pay.

Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I have tried to prepare you for the grueling endurance race by having nineteen hours of video footage in the OP alone. Anyway, if you want more stories like that....

Toby Price is ridiculous. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECcGSo28dmk

And Joey Evans is no slouch. https://www.amazon.com/Para-Dakar-Overcoming-Paralysis-Conquering/dp/0620757515 I won't lie, the book isn't some great work of literature, but the fact that the dude went from paraplegic to racing dakar is absurd? Part 1 of 3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-FpI_TqaIw

And there was a paraplegic guy who rode Dakar in 2019 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBE8grTdb6E but then they kicked him out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnR8hqv-tsY He had two other guys riding with him to pick him back up and help at stops. Just ridiculous. Makes me feel bad because I get a paper cut and cry about it for a week.

builds character fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Dec 30, 2021

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
Thank you for posting this OP. The Dakar rally is one of those mythical things that I know what it is, but the only three things i know about it are:

- its extraordinarily difficult
- its cool AF
- they hang out delivery trucks

Very excited to follow along with this thread

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

Vampire Panties posted:

Thank you for posting this OP. The Dakar rally is one of those mythical things that I know what it is, but the only three things i know about it are:

- its extraordinarily difficult
- its cool AF
- they hang out delivery trucks

Very excited to follow along with this thread

Yes, these are accurate.

Here is a podcast I really like and listen to. It is moto focused but includes things like, in episode two, a real, long interview with Ricky brabec where he actually just talks about the race and what it’s like and strategy.
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dakar-rally-daily/id1546787071

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.
https://youtu.be/A3mXs6Vrdrc
The coronel brothers race and entertain. They are not good. https://youtu.be/nwaXtTFl1fU But still a lot better than me.

Anyway, it’s interesting because you can see the navigation and what the navigator sees and what he says. One exclamation as I understand it is “lol floor it” two is “go fast take chances” and three is “holy poo poo slow down or you will die.”

You may remember three exclamation marks in the road books from such hits as “Rest in Peace Mr Quintanilla.”
https://youtu.be/f1Kym9RsT3Y

He was in second, ripping to try to catch up on the last stage. It did not work.

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

builds character posted:


You may remember three exclamation marks in the road books from such hits as “Rest in Peace Mr Quintanilla.”
https://youtu.be/f1Kym9RsT3Y

He was in second, ripping to try to catch up on the last stage. It did not work.

fml that hurt

e: lol and he gets up and keeps riding!

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.
Classic Class!
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=390064439491575









Damnit Carlos Sainz, I want to root for you but this isn’t f1 or WRC. Stop making excuses and just be French instead. (It is a joke because the organization always bends the rules for French competitors and also f u if you don’t speak French)
https://www.motorsport.com/dakar/news/sainz-electric-audi-penalised-dakar-2022/7033320/

This one is just because…. :wink:

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

busalover posted:

fml that hurt

e: lol and he gets up and keeps riding!

He finished the stage! Iirc he broke his hand, leg, foot and ribs and tore all of his everything. Like 6 months healing maybe? Which, for a pro athlete is a lot.

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.
https://mobile.twitter.com/dakar/status/1477223899272302597

Day One


The first day is always short. Usually it’s just a super fast 20k or the like to show off to the VIPs.

This year, the bikes have done two things differently to make folks really race on the prologue. Ordinarily start order is same as the finishing order for the prior day. But it’s bad to go first because breaking trails is more difficult. So first, you get to pick start order the next day and the way you pick is a reverse 15->1 but you get to bump anyone who chose before you. So 15 chooses and then 14 goes and can pick any spot, 1-15, including the spot 15 took and 15 is bumped if they do. Interesting. Maybe good, maybe bad. Probably good I think.

The other, far far bigger and dumber thing they did is they made time differences count 5x. That’s not a huge problem on a first stage that’s mostly gravel roads, but on a first stage like today, with huge dunes where it’s easy to lose real time? Just so, so stupid.

This is not a gravel road.


Anyway, first things first.


And don’t forget Ricky.


Toby Price is fast too.


Gas Gas has a real chance to win this year with Sam Sunderland and Daniel Sanders. Sanders even won the prologue which is largely meaningless but not a bad start.










Slow down for exclamation points.
https://mobile.twitter.com/dakar/status/1477215385694969861

In cars, Nasser finished first. You can tell the truck is excited when it hops like that. Super cute when they’re exuberant. But results don’t matter because they don’t have the same bike (and quad) special rules.
https://youtu.be/a9c-osEwWLo

Classic cars are awesome but oh so slow.
https://youtu.be/gCZGeAudDnw

These highlights are crazy long for Dakar. Let’s hope it continues!
https://youtu.be/OerN7WTBl6Y

https://youtu.be/0K4dnhZgV0Y

Trucks, kamaz took 1-4 but it still doesn’t matter because tenth was under a minute back. A minute is nothing. Five minutes, on the other hand (bikes!) is a real hole on day one.

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
If you're tired of hunting down the relevant info on Instagram, Youtube, etc., the Dakar subreddit is pretty convenient https://old.reddit.com/r/DAKAR/

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

busalover posted:

If you're tired of hunting down the relevant info on Instagram, Youtube, etc., the Dakar subreddit is pretty convenient https://old.reddit.com/r/DAKAR/

Nice! I didn’t realize this was a thing. Well worth it for just this https://old.reddit.com/r/DAKAR/comments/rubf1v/how_carlos_sainz_lost_over_2_hours_with/ but also looks great generally. Sorry you’ll see a bunch of stuff repeated from there now. :)

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

Day Two


Things have already started getting interesting. Day two (Stage 1B according to the officials) saw tons of drama and more pictures.


In the bikes What? No. You are not a bike. Wait your turn.


Sanders bet on the prologue paid off and he finished stage 1B in first.


Quintanilla on Honda was two minutes behind and then Walkner’s KTM eight minutes further back. In fourth is Skyler Howes 2.0, American Mason Klein. American moto rally has been strong in the last few years, with only the Australians having a better claim on things. It’ll be interesting to see how long we can carry the torch, but for now we have Klein and Howes.


Brabec, on the other hand, had some navigation issues and is now 56 minutes back along with Everyman hero, and pie lover, Toby Price who’s 44 minutes back.


That definitively shook up the potential podium with two super fast Dakar winners now almost guaranteed to be out of the race. Benavides too finished 34m back. Not impossible to come back from but extremely unlikely.


I think Walkner has to be the current favorite just because Quintanilla is on a new bike this year but it’s early days yet and lots of guys still have a shot.

In other news, there was a big ditch. Seriously. Like 2/3 of all pictures are of the ditch.

Fabulous wheelieing Frenchman, AVB!



Someone else.


If you’re slow the ditch is more fun.




Not everyone needs ditches to have fun.


Or to get their picture taken.


But it helps.


It really helps.


Until it doesn’t.


I beg your pardon sir, that is not a ditch.


Also not a ditch, but you are forgiven.


Jesus Christ.


OK, last ditch pic.


The cars didn’t fare much better with navigation.


Carlos Sainz had a disaster of a day and is now over two hours back hanging out with these dudes.


Nasser is still in first. Obviously.

With Sebastien “but they both have rally in the name, how am I not the best at this?” Loeb 12m behind in second.
(Not loeb but same kind of car)


But what about this “Mr. Dakar” character you told us so much about? Yeah… uh, about that.






Absolutely huge for the rally with Audi’s top two drivers out of competition. Carlos Sainz because he got lost and Peterhansel because I don’t think it’s supposed to bend like that.

In other car news…

What


the gently caress?

(Fortunately the rider was OK)

A classic car would never do that.


Let’s check in on the quads, shall we?


Trucks are still Kamaz 1-4 with 5th place now 24m back. Boring, but let’s see how they dealt with the ditch, shall we?




Next stage was supposed to be the marathon stage, but it got shortened because it’s wet.

Very, very wet.


You cannot put a bivouac in that.



Nope, not better.


Still not better (and the actual bivouac site).


No matter how cool it might look.




But now it is time to sleep before day three tomorrow!


Goodnight, sweet prince.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

builds character posted:

? Yeah… uh, about that.



I was all like "wow look at all those tire irons to change that tire"

Then I realized they weren't tire irons...

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.
Day Three


Well, if there's one thing this Dakar rally has it's navigation fun.
https://blog.ktm.com/dakar-navigation-tricks-of-the-trade-by-rally-guru-stefan-huber/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNRS_cEtdYg

Rule #1 of navigation: DO NOT HIT THE CAMELS.
https://twitter.com/dakar/status/1477955262359220226

Each competitor must follow a road book to various waypoints and checkpoints. Generally, the roadbook has directions that are something like "take a right at the tree 800meters on." Only there are a bunch of trees. And who's to say where you're at? Sure, the first 800 meters is easy but little differences add up as you follow the road book so that if we're talking "take a right at the tree 32.8k into the stage" and there's a tree at 32.8, a tree at 32.4 and a tree at 33, it's very easy to get mixed up about which one it is. Theoretically, you address this by adjusting your trip meter whenever you hit a direction that you know is correct. So if you hit a huge Y at 31km into the stage you adjust your trip meter to 31km as you go by it and then you're far more likely to be accurately at 32.8 when you hit that tree.
https://motorsports.nbcsports.com/2021/01/02/jimmy-lewis-ricky-brabec-andrew-short-dakar-rally-navigation-wizard-desert/


Cool, cool. So far so good. But what about if there aren't any trees? Well, sometimes it's just cap headings. Go 135° for 10km, then 180° at 10km, then at 11.5km, 210°. Again, the same issue arises that if you're off by a little bit, then you start looking more and more off. So, when you see something like this you can see bang bang barreda straight as an arrow navigating perfectly (honestly a bit of a surprise to me) and then you can see whoever is teal coming in at slightly the wrong angle, realizing that they've made a mistake, Cutting right until they cross over JBB's tracks, then backtracking to the first navigation point that they're 100% sure is right and setting out again. On the wrong angle. Oops? They almost certainly lost a ton of time as a result.


When you're lost, usually other people are lost too. You try to help each other. Does this make it better or worse? Yes!


With the help of navigation difficulties, Joan Barreda Bort finished in first. Sam Sunderland raced well, finished five minutes behind and is top overall now.


Daniel Sanders finished 35 minutes back and is in seventh, thanks 10m penalty that showed up as I was writing!third thanks to the overweighted prologue stage and also him being just fast as gently caress. Dude is seriously going to win one of these soon.

And in second, AVB on the Yamaha.

Third goes to Matthias Walkner on KTM. So that's a GasGas (red KTM) in first, a blue bike in second and another orange bike in third. The nearest honda is Pablo Quintanilla in 6th, 12m31s back. Ow. But, based on the navigation so far, it seems like there's a real possibility the leaders will all end up dropping 30+ minutes in a day so... who knows?





Mason Klein is down in 14th which is still excellent but not quite the top ten he was before.


Traditionally, Sunderland raced like crazy until he crashed and Walkner was the savvy expert navigator. But it looks like maybe Sunderland has been learning. It'll be interesting to see what he can do with the rest of the rally.

Skyler Howes is only ten minutes back in fourth so his rally is going well and he's lucky to not have to lead out tomorrow but can follow Sunderland and Kevin Benavides who's an excellent navigator as well as bang bang barreda.


MotoGP race winner Danilo Petrucci's dakar is over thanks to a mechanical failure.
https://www.gpone.com/it/2022/01/03/dakar/colpo-di-scena-danilo-petrucci-si-ferma-dakar-finita.html




Dictionary, define forlorn.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x86qvjv

In cars, Sebastien Loeb won over Nasser by 3m28s. One of the real issues the 4x4s (toyotas) had vs. the buggies (pugeot, who's not competing this year but there are still some buggies like the one loeb is driving) was that their smaller tires and massive four wheel torque (I guess? really I think it was just tire size) led to getting a lot more flats. With a bigger tire, Nasser had his first flat today and we got this fantastic front-of-the-rally pass which basically never happens.
https://twitter.com/dakar/status/1477994403595579394

Nasser is still 9m16s up and I think it's his rally to lose. He finished the stage on a broken tire because he didn't want to change it.


Audi is complaining. Let's see how that works out for them.
https://www.caranddriver.com/es/motorsport/a38653424/dakar-2022-audi-reclamacion-trampas/

What could go wrong if I hung out in the middle of the course?
https://twitter.com/Dakar_arabic/status/1477931308693213185

Now your shame is forever captured on the internet. Totally not jealous though.
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=459920732254605

Remember these? Snapchat lets you just browse around looking at randos videos on a map. It's fun but feels weird to me. Not weird enough to not do it though!
https://map.snapchat.com/ttp/snap/W7_EDlXWTBiXAEEniNoMPwAAYdWNsbmptb2ZxAX4et5vGAX4eoLPMAAAAAA/@26.995173,44.706027,9.41z

Look at the lights on that truck.
https://map.snapchat.com/ttp/snap/W7_EDlXWTBiXAEEniNoMPwAAYcWp3ZXhvcWxhAX4g10I6AX4g10H7AAAAAA/@26.995173,44.706027,9.41z

https://map.snapchat.com/ttp/snap/W7_EDlXWTBiXAEEniNoMPwAAYZGJ3bGVvZmhkAX4gPOsjAX4gPOrqAAAAAA/@26.995173,44.706027,9.41z

Red Bull's coverage is great but they're up to stage... one. Not sure why they're behind this year.
https://www.redbull.com/int-en/episodes/dakar-rally-2022-stage-1

Eurosport is the other place to watch and it looks like they have more short clips this year.
https://www.eurosport.com/rally-raid/dakar/



Nasser is fast.
https://www.instagram.com/stories/nasser_dakar/2742494790422846970/

More Nasser v Loeb.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYRIkJ1tmHM/
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYRRUOrN5Qu/


In truck news?
https://twitter.com/dakar/status/1478028377265106956

Kamaz!
https://www.facebook.com/dakar/videos/640691470684235

The really interesting thing in trucks is whether Sotnikov or Nikolaev will win. They're both russian kamaz drivers who have won the dakar previously and they're only two minutes apart.

Three seconds in and there's Xavier de Soultrait wheelieing. I don't know why he and AVB both love wheelies so much but god bless them, every one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAH-Qz5-uKg

https://twitter.com/dakar/status/1478023344234639362

Changing a tire is easy.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CYPDCtAh07y/?utm_medium=copy_link

builds character fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Jan 3, 2022

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

Elviscat posted:

I was all like "wow look at all those tire irons to change that tire"

Then I realized they weren't tire irons...

This is also how I look at things I'm trying to fix. It typically works out just as well for me.

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.
First, lada! https://www.facebook.com/watch/?ref=search&v=374446951192760

Second, let's talk a little bit about navigation. I'm just going to copy and paste part of a post I had from last year.

builds character posted:

OK, now on to the boogeyman of Dakar, the mapmengetting run over by a gently caress-off huge thousand+ horsepower truck. e: Just kidding, big digression about race strategy first. Then mapmen.

If you have a bunch of racers using a little strip of paper they get the night before to navigate hundreds of miles through the desert at race pace, you might say "well, just do your best and try not to die!" That would have been a fine strategy until someone else came along and said "you don't really have to do all that navigation if you just follow the tracks of the dude in front." This led to some interesting race strategy because the start order for each day is based on the finish order for the prior day. Fastest yesterday? You get to be out front today! (unless you are an "elite" rider and you finish below 15th or 20th in which case you start at 15th or 20th, I forget which so that you're not putting anyone in danger by charging through a bunch of slow folks for the whole stage) Riders at the top are released with three minute gaps and they're all roughly the same fast so you're not super likely to catch more than one or two people on a stage.

Being out front is bad. You do not want to be out front because then you have to navigate + ride really fast. It's a lot easier to just check the navigation work of the guy in front of you + ride really fast if you're like third. It's even easier to just follow the tracks of the nine guys in front of you if you can manage it and even better because you can probably catch one or two and then you get to watch them go over bumps instead of reading terrain.

So what top riders do sometimes is intentionally get speeding penalties by going too fast through little villages along the way or things like that. Usually just a minute or two so that they can be super fast but not have to open up the next day's stage. Here are the results from the stage today

1 001 - TOBY PRICE (AUS) KTM 3h57m33s
2 005 - PABLO QUINTANILLA (CHL) HUSQVARNA +00:01:12
3 006 - ANDREW SHORT (USA) HUSQVARNA +00:02:31
4 009 - RICKY BRABEC (USA) HONDA +00:03:03
5 002 - MATTHIAS WALKNER (AUT) KTM +00:06:54

Ricky Brabec finished fifth yesterday and riders start three minutes apart. Price finished sixth on the stage yesterday. So what happened is Toby Price made up his three minutes on Brabec but then couldn't shake him (again, because it's tough to go faster than someone if you're not a lot faster because they don't have to read the terrain. for example, they can just see you go down a little dip and judge by how far you go whether or not they need to slow vs. you who see a dip you can't see down and need to actually slow for it).

Tomorrow, Price will have to open up the stage, followed by Quintanilla and then short and then Brabec. That means Brabec can mostly just follow the tracks of the first three and should probably be trying to pad his lead. If Price takes time off him tomorrow or keeps it even, Brabec is in trouble.

Anyway, strategy isn't enough. You also have to do things that the rules don't explicitly prohibitcheat.

You see, it's tough riding at race pace while navigating, let alone opening up the race. But... you get the road book (well, you used to anyway) the night before and then you have time to mark it up with pretty colors. Like red for "oh poo poo stop there's something bad here" or green for "this is a serious turn, pay attention."


The thing is, if you have the roadbook and you know where you are and where you're going then you can also just go on google maps and look at satellite images of the race course. Instead of having to visualize what the track looks like, you can actually just take a look. And, even better, you can pay someone else to take a look at it for you while you're having a massage or dinner or something and then they can explain it to you and what you're going to be facing. That's a real advantage. It's one thing to be like "huh, roadbook says I need to make a slight right at kilometer 145.2" and another to see the pictures and say "oh, there's a system of ravines here and there are actually three and I have to take the middle one because if I take the right one it's more of a harder right and I'll be screwed if I just read 'right' and take it."

So that's step one of mapmen. They take the roadbook and figure out where it is using satellite images and then explain that to the riders and give the factory teams a nice advantage. But, of course, just that wasn't enough.

Take a look at this picture, because this is the real evolution of mapmen.


Last year, Kevin Benavides, a fast dude who rides for Honda, was caught with those notes on his tank. He was given a three hour penalty (which was eventually revoked months later after an appeal because ASO only put in the rules prohibiting carrying notes like that the day before and didn't tell anyone about them until that day and the rider start at like 5 AM so fat lot of good that had done him).

You see, the other job of the mapmen is to figure out the course and then figure out how you can cut the course without missing the probable waypoints. So there, he might have had to ride at say 30 mph if he had stayed on the course according to the road book and taken that hard left. But someone saw that he could just go straight a little more and then just blaze through the nice hard, flat dirt and be a lot faster and so he took modified notes that told him when to cut the course and like an idiot he just taped them onto his bike for everyone to see and take pictures of and ruined it for everyone. Oops.

Fast forward to this year and there are two new rules. First, every other day (I think... it's a little unclear and I don't speak french) instead of getting the roadbook the night before, you get it the morning of and have 25 minutes to mark it up in a little corral before starting. That's a big deal and makes it basically impossible for the mapmen to do their job. But it's only half of the stages (maybe less?). Second, the liaison stages are being provided by GPS now. So rather than getting them in the roadbook, they get uploaded directly every morning. That makes things a LOT harder for the mapmen because even if you know the general area you're going to be racing through - because you know where that day's bivouac is and where that night's bivouac is - it's a lot harder to figure out where the roadbook is taking you if you don't know where it starts. Not impossible, but more difficult.

Here's one more example I found from Benavides's notes. You can see just how good it would be to ditch that rough terrain and speed down the beach.



So that's how it was. Now, the bikes get the roadbooks about twenty minutes ahead of time. And I think it's a very open question about how much of the navigational errors are because the orga is making it more difficult vs. not having a dude poring through google maps all day and then giving you a walk through of the stage and potential tricky bits you may face. Just gonna quote myself again on that.

builds character posted:

This is the first thing that happens.


Everyone is racing along and all, following the roadbook, getting stuck in some nonsense those jerks dreamt up for you to suffer when a guy takes a “wrong” turn and suddenly it’s a shortcut over much more forgiving terrain. That’s really it - cutting the course in ways that don’t seem too off if you’re the ASO looking at gps but that are a significant advantage in time, energy and risk.

In the example above, you just “miss” the turn, go a little ways further south and suddenly you’re racing WOT on nice smooth sand instead of that chopped up rough stuff with bushes and gullies.

The other way is this.


That’s from today’s stage. Doesn’t look so bad? When you’re down there, how are you supposed to figure out which of those little washes to go up? Having someone who has pictures of the route (remember, even this year someone literally flew a plane over the whole route ahead of time) and walking your racers through potentially tricky parts is a huge advantage. Imagine seeing thirty different washes but your man back at the bivouac showed you a picture and helped you out “just count and left at #7” and you’re off while everyone else at best hesitates and at worse takes a wrong turn and loses ten minutes.



The next step is giving the bikes ipads instead of paper so that they can be changed but fundamentally you have to say where you're starting and where you're finishing and you publish the elevation and the course composition so a clever person with google earth can still end up mostly figuring out what the stage looks like. But not all the way.

From https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2022-stage-2-klim-dakar-rally-daily-episode-31/id1546787071?i=1000546809051 they have a good discussion of what happened with navigation including an interview with Sam Sunderland at 23m in. Here's the short version:

Direction was principal piste. That means " the main road/trail you can see." It should be fairly obvious. But it was washed out by the rain. And a vehicle had gone through after the rain and made it look like there was another main track. Then it was "cap heading 42, then average cap 10." Average cap 10 is just hey maybe you turn a little but generally need to be going this way. But the cap 10 heading should have been for only a short time and then something else. The difficulty in the note was that 1. it was unclear how far the average cap 10 was and then 2. there was nothing hard to confirm for 11 km. So Brabec ended up chasing Barreda (which, you know, don't do that...) and it was 11km later they figured out they were wrong. And had to go back. Going back 11km and circling around is just brutal and that's how you lose an hour on a day.


E: here is the offending note.

builds character fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Jan 4, 2022

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Elviscat posted:

I was all like "wow look at all those tire irons to change that tire"

Then I realized they weren't tire irons...

When I first saw the pic, I was like 'huh blown CV shaft, seems like its universal. At least it all tears apart pretty easily... hrrmm the cv-shaft looks fine.. OH. Oh. ohhhhhh' :sigh:

OP thanks again for this. Watching the video highlights and seeing the pictures is fascinating. Who knew a ditch could be so problematic


Thats an impressive testament for Method wheels. :wow:


This is a fantastic pic

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.
Day Four


These folks had the best pictures last year too but it looks like they're working for the rally now as they're only posting a couple each day but their stuff is showing up on the official page. https://www.instagram.com/p/CYT4kxOD-zQ/

Look at those trucks starting off (click the heatmap). https://map.snapchat.com/ttp/snap/W7_EDlXWTBiXAEEniNoMPwAAYZWhwaGVzaXRkAX4km-HNAX4km7_GAAAAAA/@26.764743,45.334767,16.52z

And then once they get going, they really get going.
https://twitter.com/dakar/status/1478365605250142208



In bikes today, Joaquim Rodrigues won the first stage ever for Hero motorsports (an Indian manufacturer that definitely didn't just re-use the BMW G540X and I don't know what they're actually using for a bike now but I'm sure it's 100% their own design).
https://twitter.com/autocarindiamag/status/1478355488513294349

It puts a small damper on the win when you hear this from Daniel Sanders who says that he stopped for three minutes right before the finish to have a snack and so that he didn't have to lead out the next day. On the other hand, win's a win. As I tell my kid, fair ain't got nothing to do with it.
https://www.dakar.com/es/noticias/2022/etapa-3/moto/daniel-sanders-he-parado-tres-minutos/174968

Mason Klein, 20 year old american and dude with a story that just isn't as good as Skyler Howes but I still have to root for the americans sorry, gets his second stage podium of the race coming in third.


Overall, Sunderland is in first, with AVB four seconds behind him and Matthias Walkner in third a minute and a half back. Skyler Howes is 3m55s back and Daniel Sanders is 8m54s back. Quintanilla is the only Honda in the top ten at seventh, 16m51s back. It's not over yet, but after winning two in a row it has to hurt.


Here's Walkner marking up the roadbook before starting out. I'm sure this is very low stress and easy.
https://twitter.com/Dakar_arabic/status/1478235421050089472

Skyler Howes continues to be exactly at the right spot on each stage and in great position for a podium - he seems to be riding a steady race and not pushing it too much so hopefully Husqvarna's faith in giving him a factory ride is rewarded.




And Daniel Sanders continues to be fast as gently caress.






Some nice POV footage of the bikes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Befv-FZbxc8

Petrucci can't navigate but he's not wrong about the fastest guys riding just on the other side of the absolute edge of safety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCgtxHgiKuk

Another perfidious car hit a noble motorcycle.
https://www.facebook.com/stories/144193940351691/UzpfSVNDOjQxNzQxMzIwMzQxNjEyMw==/?view_single=1&source=shared_permalink

Dakar Classic.
https://twitter.com/dakar/status/1478385732003762180









I love you.





In cars, Carlos Sainz wins audi's first stage with the 100% electric and not at all powered by an ICE car.
https://twitter.com/audisport/status/1478342731307139091

Peterhansel, having taken a 24h penalty for not finishing the stage (that has to be worse than just having his support truck tow him through the whole stage, doesn't it?), finished third and Nasser was in eighth 5m10s back.


It is a german engineering joke.




Loeb was 38th, 33m34s back. That puts Nasser in first overall with Loeb 37m40s back in the overall. It really is Nasser's to win already. Of course, with cars, it's easy to get a puncture or two and lose a lot of time. That can add up. But with the Audi out and Peterhansel and Sainz out of contention, Nasser really should just cruise to victory.


Unless he does something dumb. Really dumb. His DQ has been suspended until the end of the race but his mechanics "forgot" to reconnect the black box that records performance data so if that happens again he's out.
https://racer.com/2022/01/04/dakar-leader-al-attiyah-fined-hit-with-suspended-disqualification

Just like Kamaz. Stop me if you've heard this, Kamaz finished first and second again on the stage but JANUS VAN KASTEREN (NLD) finished third for Iveco! AMAZING!


Kamaz is still top four overall with Ales Loprais driving for Praga in fifth, 47m8s back. Ow. Kamaz will have to have their entire bivouac explode overnight for someone else to win at this point.


Dakar's media team has gotten new folks this year. It's nice because they're posting a lot more and making fast and the furious references and talking about truck memes.
https://twitter.com/dakar/status/1478350501880033281

I just hope it's the beginning of letting folks actually shoot and then use large amounts of footage from the race. When Lyndon Poskitt was doing it he had a strict limit of 10 minutes of total footage a day and he said it was incredibly difficult working with the ASO to get even that. This is well worth going back and watching if you like dakar at all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_aYcxUtsEQ

If you're not up front with the bikes, there's not much navigation to be done.




How did you get that wheel up?




Trucks being bros.
https://twitter.com/Ibra_AlZubadi/status/1478279323480174593



SxS are also a class. Really two classes. Modified and basically stock.


Let's check in again on the quads!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYQc7ALJ6O-/

OK, wheelie on a quad deserves respect but don't think I'm not still posting all the other quad crashes.


This picture is for Rev.

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

Vampire Panties posted:

When I first saw the pic, I was like 'huh blown CV shaft, seems like its universal. At least it all tears apart pretty easily... hrrmm the cv-shaft looks fine.. OH. Oh. ohhhhhh' :sigh:

OP thanks again for this. Watching the video highlights and seeing the pictures is fascinating. Who knew a ditch could be so problematic

Thats an impressive testament for Method wheels. :wow:

This is a fantastic pic

I'm glad you like it.

More ditch today with the quad video too.

In an interview he says how far they lasted but I forget exactly certainly some number of kilometers from the finish anyway which is ridiculous on a race truck.

I think the possibility of heartbreak (although, honestly, not for Petrucci) is part of what makes the rally so good.

Toe Rag
Aug 29, 2005


:hellyeah: a 911 on big off road tires is one of my favorite things in the world

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
Yeah I remember seeing that 911 as a kid, thinking how cool it looked. The other memorable rallye cars were probably the Audi Quattro and the Lancia.

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.
Just more pictures and extended highlights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_2lL9SOR1Y

https://twitter.com/epaphotos/status/1478400385299722249

This shot of a bike roosting the helicopter is just so good.






I did this once. Looked exactly the same. The landing was slightly different, however.


loving kamaz.


Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Oh hey, time to pin this again this year.

meowmeowmeowmeow
Jan 4, 2017
thanks for these daily updates, just started following but enjoying the posts.

I kinda follow baja-style desert racing, is there a reason trophy trucks/buggies arent more common in the dakar? I have done zero research on this, figured I'd just ask - saw the Menzies crash so I figure they're out there?

E: apparently the vehicles need to be road legal in their home countries which explains why no trophy trucks or buggies. I assume quads and SxS don't need to follow this rule because of their class or something.

meowmeowmeowmeow fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Jan 4, 2022

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Haven't got anything insightful to add to the thread but I did want to say that these updates own and I'm enjoying it here. Thank you, this owns.

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

meowmeowmeowmeow posted:

thanks for these daily updates, just started following but enjoying the posts.

I kinda follow baja-style desert racing, is there a reason trophy trucks/buggies arent more common in the dakar? I have done zero research on this, figured I'd just ask - saw the Menzies crash so I figure they're out there?

The very short version is that the car class and trophy trucks are very roughly the same thing.

The longer version is that Dakar is fundamentally a EuropeanFrench race. It started a long time ago with a french dude who got lost on a bike in the desert and thought "this owns." Included cars and bikes and then the support trucks came along behind and being driven by people they started racing each other and then trucks got added. Then SxS eventually. Also quads. I guess. Ew. This history has a huge bearing on how the race has developed that lead to a bunch of the differences. Note that this is all just what I think so if the internet says differently it's obviously right instead of me.

Anyway, it was originally the Paris-Dakar rally and as such you have to be able to drive the truck on the street in Paris. All cars have to be road legal in their country of origin. There are, of course, some little loopholes and such but generally it's a street legal vehicle.

Next, it's a navigation race over the course of multiple weeks. This means a bunch of things that really shape the vehicles. First and foremost, it means that the competitors help each other out (and that help on the course is limited to only other competitors). There is no single race track that you can pre-run. And there's no bumping the car on the road in front of you. For a couple reasons. First, it isn't civilized. Second, you might bump them and then be out of gas with no water in the middle of the desert and the guy you bumped sees you and lets you die.

It also means you have to be able to carry more gas. Today's stage had 195km through dunes before you got gas again. I'm not an expert on the Baja but I think it's generally ~60 miles between stops. Which, with the engines the trophy trucks run, means you've got a 20 gallon tank. That same engine getting 3 mpg is going to need a 60 gallon tank for Dakar and I don't think today's stage was particularly long between fuel stops.

And there are no whoops, so the need for super long travel suspension is lessened - you're never going 100 blasting through 4 foot whoops. If you were, I'm sure the rules would be modified to permit longer travel suspension but it's just very different terrain.

So, horsepower is a lot less for a couple reasons - big engines are heavy and require too much fuel. Plus, you know, against the rules.

Car size is limited and weight is limited, but even if they weren't, there's heavy incentive to keep weight down just because it helps your power to weight ratio and requires you to carry less fuel.

But what about tire size? This is also restricted. I expect this started out without restriction as folks were just running "regular" cars but then ended up becoming restricted at some point. I would guess that the limited engine size and weight plus deep sand provides incentive to keep tire size down, plus the tire providers/advertisers wanted to keep the look of the Dakar and sell michelins and minis that looked like rally cars. You and I will never race Baja 1000 in a trophy truck, but for a long time there was the possibility that you could just take your lancia out and rally dakar (you couldn't, but the dream seems more approachable).

So... dakar is full of wusses and baja trophy trucks would easily beat them!?

Actually, no. You know how I mentioned deep sand? Trophy trucks are not built for huge sand dunes in the same way. My understanding, and frankly I don't know what I'm talking about here, is that they are not good at dunes.
There have been baja trucks (although to my knowledge never a full trophy truck) that have competed in dakar and they've always just done terribly. Mostly because of the sand.

Dakar = bad, Baja = owns? I hear you ask one more time.

Interestingly, that's exactly what Robby Gordon thought a few years ago. And to his credit, Robby looked at the rules and figured out that the 2wd buggy was the way to go. And then Nasser won anyway, and mini figured it out and did it a lot better until finally this year they became the audi factory team you see. Anyway, this is pretty interesting, I think, particularly as an intro to dakar if what you know is baja. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQWiIFVPBdU His intake in 2014 was huge and dumb and he was wrong, but what can you do (other than be french, because the ASO who runs the race is french and if you are french things just tend to go your way).


e: I don't know about trucks, but you can buy a dakar rally ktm 450. https://www.ktm.com/en-ke/models/travel/ktm-450-rally-factoryreplica2022.html spoiler: it is expensive.

The yamaha raptor 700 that basically everybody runs in the quads is also available to buy. https://www.yamahamotorsports.com/sport-atv/models/raptor-700 Although for both this and the bikes I know there are some trick parts added on.

For the bikes, it's basically factory suspension, factory cams, exhaust and a factory tune. But that rally replica is the bike that all the non-pros ride in the dakar and it's the base model the pros use with those extra parts.

SxSs used to be off the shelf (presumably + similar pieces like the bikes have) but they just added what's essentially an unlimited class as well. I don't know a ton about how different it is, but as a general rule I think you're supposed to be able to go out and buy anything you see at the Dakar rally. The big exception here that's entirely unclear to me is the cars class.

E2: ok maybe you can buy the cars too, but no way that these base models are in the same league as the ktm rally bike. Supposedly this is the site where you can buy the audi RS Q e tron but it just takes me to a german "lol nothing to see here" audi page. https://www.audiusa.com/models/audi-e-tron This top gear page says that toyota is selling theirs for only https://www.topgear.com/car-news/modified/you-can-now-get-toyota-hilux-gr-sport Loeb is running a brx hunter and it has the ford ecoboost motor and is also apparently for sale. https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars/prodrive-make-road-legal-version-its-dakar-racer

So I think that's the requirement - that, theoretically at least, anyone can go out and buy one of any of these. I'm not checking on Kamaz because I don't want to live in a world where I discover there is an exception to my dream of stepping out my front door and buying a dakar truck.

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh
Effortposts builds character, builds character effortposts.

:drat:

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.
Hey I got a large pie here. Did anyone order a large pie? A large pie for... uh Danilo Petrucci?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYWIb9hqZ8B/

Day Five

(picture is from yesterday but come on, look at it)

Today was the longest stage of the rally. Something that's well worth talking about at this point is how the rain has changed the rally. Traditionally, the dakar rally has huge sections of deep, deep sand and giant dunes. But the torrential rain just tamped it all down and and made it all hard packed. This makes the riding a lot easier and the tracks a lot more apparent. So, one of the interesting questions as the rally progresses is whether or not that will change and if it does change what that will do to the less experienced riders.


At least the liaison portion of the stage is short.


:hmmyes: https://twitter.com/dakar/status/1478748119823093761

In bikes, Barreda proved once again that he is very fast as long as he has to do zero navigation and finished in first with Quintanilla making it a Honda 1-2.


Sunderland was sixth, with walkner a minute and a half behind in seventh.
Overall that means Sunderland has slightly extended his lead, 3m back and AVB now 4m54s back. It is a literal crime in the kingdom of France that "wheelie wednesday" is not just van beveren (#42) and de soultrait(#12) trading wheelies for one hour and the Dakar media person is going straight to jail after this. At least they feature briefly so they may avoid more serious punishment.
https://twitter.com/dakar/status/1478676404799782914

Anyway, Sunderland and Walkner are both experienced and KTM's team is a machine so they definitely know what they're doing and are holding back a little. I expect them to just keep racing fast but not pushing it like crazy until after the rest day at least. Slowly building or maintaining their lead on the other top competitors and just keep increasing the pressure until other folks make a mistake. For AVB I am sad to say this is likely to be a just ridiculous yard sale crash, but I'm crossing my fingers that he finishes this year.


Character building, you say?

Sam Sunderland posted:

The desert will always be your biggest competition, ROUGH DAY! Km 200 I hit my disk on a rock and bent it so was was without a rear brake (seems to be a habit of mine) then at km 300 while searching for a waypoint in the rocks I was looking down to check the gps and hit a big rock and had a barely dingle right out the front door and gave my head and shoulder a good whack the rest of the stage (160km) was survival mode with no rear brake and lack off focus made for some character building 🥸Still leading the overall which is a nice positive after day like that! We will try to learn from it and look forward to tomorrow! 🔨💪🏻🤘🏻

Brabec is still 55m back. He very clearly thinks his rally is over and he's not pushing to make up that time for whatever reason. Just brutal that you can train so hard for a year and then lose it all on a navigation error because some rain and an early vehicle messed up the track.



Perfectly taken jump here. Man, if you took this wrong it would be REALLY REALLY BAD. I sure hope that doesn't happen later on in this very post.
https://map.snapchat.com/ttp/snap/W7_EDlXWTBiXAEEniNoMPwAAYb2x5ZGt1c2F1AX4pLEgNAX4pKbGoAAAAAA/@27.630119,45.721962,10.00z

Click through a couple and there's a SxS on its back.
https://map.snapchat.com/ttp/snap/W7_EDlXWTBiXAEEniNoMPwAAYZHlqZm15anhuAX4po6TIAX4pnH3iAAAAAA/@27.751730,46.271669,8.96z

Truck jump!
https://map.snapchat.com/ttp/snap/W7_EDlXWTBiXAEEniNoMPwAAYaXJsZHZyZHZhAX4pYbrWAX4pYP4vAAAAAA/@27.751730,46.271669,8.96z

Just a random little fire. Look how nice that firewood is.
https://map.snapchat.com/ttp/snap/W7_EDlXWTBiXAEEniNoMPwAAYeGVvb2h1a2JtAX4mOCAnAX4mOB_iAAAAAA/@27.751730,46.271669,8.96z

Broken toyota. RIP (j/k it'll buff out). I wonder how that happened.
https://map.snapchat.com/ttp/snap/W7_EDlXWTBiXAEEniNoMPwAAYZHN4cHpycWJrAX4pSySmAX4pSxyVAAAAAA/@27.888630,45.940640,10.94z


Support truck not stopping. You had one job! Fortunately the spectators were able to help stop the truck and the car was repaired.
https://twitter.com/amja_d94/status/1478580225818734594

Holy poo poo.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYV6YB8AcEi/
https://fb.watch/aluDGUc3Nq/

HOLY. poo poo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYcrdWLrRdU

OK, also holy poo poo.
https://twitter.com/2highmountains/status/1478653601857912834

In cars, Nasser finished first with Loeb 25s behind and Carlos Sainz 52s back. That puts Nasser up front by 38m still.

It's a little boring, but he's just going to ride it out until the end. Don't make mistakes, make everyone else push and try to make up time and break their cars. Speaking of breaking their cars, didn't Peterhansel rejoin the rally?

Mmmm, new manufacturer first-dakar blues. THIS IS NOT AUDI'S FAULT. I don't know how, but don't worry. Audi will tell us in their official complaint.
https://twitter.com/dakar/status/1478655119394750469

Not winning makes Peterhansel sad and confused.


In trucks? You guessed it. Kamaz. Nikolaev first with Sotnikov in third 5m35s behind and Shibalov sandwiched between them. Nikolaev is now 6m10s back in the overall with Shibalov 25m5s back. Still Kamaz's rally to lose and always has been.

This is from stage three but just absolute lol at the truck accidentally crushing the car at 1m30s in. This video is actually great and well worth watching even if you do need to put on subtitles. I wonder how Kamaz got the ASO to agree to let them run a 21m video. Maybe they just drove a truck into the orga tent and said something in russian and that was that? I assume they drive the trucks everywhere. I definitely would.
A couple other notes - look at those trucks just zipping up the dunes at 8m22s. More truck jumps at 17m40s!
:siren:LADA CHAT AT 18m40s :siren:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6h6JL8vqr8


Fueled by pizza.


Not fueled by pizza. Turns out pizza is a terrible fuel.


Onboard footage from not-pros. 1m26s has to be the easiest crash of the dakar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNJbd6D6w4w

Not a kamaz.


Day five and he's just exhausted. We'll talk about the Dakar snowball later.
https://www.facebook.com/watch/live/?ref=notif&v=653567995682174&notif_id=1641330048690901&notif_t=live_video_explicit

Still the best photographers.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYWekB_jWwj/

Daily highlights - serious crash at 45s in too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvzqjPC5qXk

Official dakar highlights are following along, apparently. Weird, but thanks!
https://twitter.com/dakar/status/1478761961189904384

I think this is also from yesterday but still a cool picture.


You may remember this truck from the video where it crashes and they have to cut out the paraplegic driver.


Do not worry, it is a truck.


This is what everyone rolling coal imagines they are doing. They are not.


double zero car sponsored by E BRO. I think we're now at the stage where you just say friend?


This looks like so much fun.


Too bad the rest of the race is unimaginable suffering.


Probably helps to go back to a trailer with a personal chef and a masseuse though.


Someone get this kid an account.


Cross checking the roadbook against GPS (THIS IS NOT ALLOWED MR DE SOULTRAIT but it is OK because you are french so you will not get in trouble)


There's a ridiculous new crop of racers coming up. Mason Klein is like twelve years old (20!) and currently in 14th.


Then there's Daniel Sanders whose face is just always broken. You may remember him as the guy who was stung by a bee last year. His nickname is chucky. I don't know why. But it is. Anyway, he chucked the bike today and broke his face again (ok, he just smashed his face on the nav tower and didn't crash because he is much better at riding a motorcycle than I am).
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYWC1BTr3Mj/
Ow.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYWL4vfslAF/

And of course, #1 in our hearts, Skyler Howes. Look at that suspension squatting under acceleration and definitely not from just landing that jump.



Until tomorrow.

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.
Onboard from that crash. Note that there are no exclamations visible on the roadbok for a caution there which, uh.... ooops?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8J7c-KaqRU

And here's a discussion of chuckie's crash in the motorhome. Look how goofy Matthias Walkner is. I love him. The other thing to note is that GasGas is technically a different manufacturer than KTM (albeit one wholly owned by KTM) but the way they run things, they're all hanging out together and are clearly one big KTM team. So that's three Honda riders vs. seven (3 KTM, 2 Husqvarna and 2 GasGas) KTM riders.
https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=901385097237652

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.
This gets its own post. Because it deserves it.
https://mobile.twitter.com/AutoFmRadio/status/1478857299351552002?s=20

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

Day Six

https://twitter.com/dakar/status/1479071500606992384

Last year's Dakar classic winner, Marc Douton does plane sales stuff for Dassault aviation in france. Look, here's an ad with him in it.
https://d.facebook.com/dassaultfalcon/photos/a.132187553638504/1707860059404571/?type=3&source=48

He drove a 79 sunhill buggy. Yes, I definitely knew exactly what that was and did not have to look it up but just in case you do not here is a nice article on it.
https://silodrome.com/dakar-classic-2021/

The current car, a porsche 911 with awesome wheels has titanium everything. For weight reduction. Because it is important and not because it is shiny.
https://www.silverlakeprojects.com/pages/silverlake-projects-in-the-dakar-rally-2022

His navigator owns this shop and I was sure I would get some pictures of the car if I poked around in there but nope. Just pictures of other restored cars and a little blurb about leaving france. So now you get the result of me not being able to show you more pictures of Douton's 911 safari.
https://www.nantes-prestige-autos.com/
https://www.nantes-prestige-autos.c...-2022_ad26.html

MORE DAKAR CLASSIC PICTURES


Nice gallery here. I stole some of these.
https://offroadcracks.com/dakar-202...Ghz30v_5SCeuJ-U

It's like a teddy bear, but safer.






"Baby Boomer's Adventure Classic"






More porsche.
https://www.autoweek.com/racing/more-racing/g38651084/gallery-amy-lerner-and-porsche-911-at-dakar-classic-2022/?slide=1

Belgian everyman and amateur mechanic (I've seen the posts in the Garage/Workshop Chat thread, I know what an amateur garage is supposed to look like) Diego Delespeaux is driving car 775. Here's a reenactment of his wrenching preparation. You can tell it's a reenactment because there is not a single merde anywhere to be found in this video. His navigator's name is Bertrand Droupsy and because of that allez Bertrand (et diego)!
https://www.notele.be/it32-media105820-diego-delespeaux-a-la-decouverte-du-dakar-classic.html







It's just a little truck.









Bivouac break.






This is the right amount of happy to be racing dakar.



No, not you.


Basically me, working on my van.




Back to racing?


First fuel.




A little liason.


Then back to racing.















This stage splits up the cars and trucks and the bikes to show that cars know how to navigate and not just follow bike tracks. Then tomorrow they run the reverse of the course they didn't run today. Or maybe it's just to make the logistics easier by not moving the bivouac for an extra day. Who can really tell?



In bikes, the stage got off to a good start but then... was cancelled because of a sandstorm. "But they pilotes au cœur d'acier, what do they care for the futile howling of the sandstorm?" I hear you ask.

It's not the riders or the drivers, it's the air support that's the issue. The medical support is helicopters and if the helicopters can't fly they don't run the race.


Before we proceed, I have to issue a formal apology. Dear Pizza, I apologize for saying you were a terrible fuel. You are obviously the perfect fuel and I will be eating at least one pizza every day from now on.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYW7McpoxRp/

Petrucci became the first motogp race winner to also win a stage at the dakar rally!


He also won despite crashing to avoid a camel.

Petrucci posted:

I took a bad flight at km 60 to avoid a camel. It was a group of camels and the only black one came towards me ... I had to go off the road but it was full of holes and bumps and I I was thrown to the ground. Today I pushed to the end and I'm happy with how it went. It was a good stage, even if I didn't feel at my best on the dunes also because of an ankle that hurts me .


In literal worst news of the rally, Skyler Howes crashed and had to withdraw. He was flown to the hospital but checked out OK.


Sam Sunderland finished in 13th 8m back with Walkner 30s in front of him. That tightens their gap to 2m29s with AVB still 6m back and Sanders 8m behind him (Sanders 10m penalty on stage two was overturned so he's now back in the top five).

Brabec is... still not winning the rally but at least he seems to have gotten his head back in it, down to a mere 48m27s back.


Toby Price is in a similar spot, 37m19s back after a 6m penalty.


In cars, Nasser continues to just keep his lead comfortable. Nothing personal. Just keeping a nice easy race cruising to an overall win...




Remember when Loeb passed Nasser to win a stage? Nasser remembers. I think Loeb must have had some technical difficulties because they toyota isn't actually that much faster but it still looks awesome.
https://www.facebook.com/majd.iswed80/videos/1081148902663004

Nasser's teammate got in a teensy tiny bit of trouble after running over his second motorcycle. Can't imagine why. I will try to remember to talk more about this and what I think happened later.
https://www.autosport.com/dakar/news/de-villiers-gets-five-hour-dakar-penalty-for-second-motorcyclist-incident/7089201/

Peterhansel had to donate some of his suspension to Carlos Sainz. This is quite typical for the Dakar. In bikes they are called water carriers and you saw it last year with Andrew Short giving Toby Price his wheel and then riding home on just the rim. A slower teammate, or one with no chance of winning or placing in the rally will donate whatever parts of their vehicle are needed for their faster teammate to continue and salvage something. Then they'll wait for the support truck (also technically a competitor but not actually competing with Kamaz, just hauling all the parts necessary to rebuild a car around) to fix whatever their problem is. Hmm, it's almost like we've seen the audi have a problem in that exact same spot before.


Kamaz continues to be the best of the trucks and their videos are the best of the media. If you only watch one dakar video a day, this is the one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puypHnPK0YI

Sotnikov started to pull away, putting 3 minutes on Nikolaev to be 9m53s in front.


Other trucks also compete.


They do not win.




This one had to withdraw, but really it's just the bikes that you get the absolute lonely heartbreak pictures.


It's even worse because he had bad luck early in the rally with some fuel injector screws being tamper proof from the factory (because, remember, you have to be able to buy these and a lot of the yamahas are just modified WR450Fs which you can actually just go buy for like 10k) and now he's out after another bout of it.



Let's check in on the SxS class.
https://twitter.com/sauditoday24/status/1479045318947835907


WHAT'D YOU DO RICHARD?


I respect this man's ambition but somehow I don't think it's going to work out the way he hopes.








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busalover
Sep 12, 2020
What's in the back of those Dakar trucks? Nothing? Water, to meet a certain weight threshold?

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

busalover posted:

What's in the back of those Dakar trucks? Nothing? Water, to meet a certain weight threshold?

Mostly nothing, but they do carry tools and spare tires which are huge. It also depends on if they're one of the trucks that's really racing or a support truck entered into the race with the real purpose of carrying spare parts. If the latter, spare parts. You can see from this video that there really isn't a whole lot in there though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NSY57hck9s

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busalover
Sep 12, 2020

builds character posted:

Mostly nothing, but they do carry tools and spare tires which are huge. It also depends on if they're one of the trucks that's really racing or a support truck entered into the race with the real purpose of carrying spare parts. If the latter, spare parts. You can see from this video that there really isn't a whole lot in there though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NSY57hck9s

1-2 litres of diesel per kilometre, jfc

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