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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Brodie Croyle does not exist.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

The Wild Man of YOLO posted:

Pizzas came out pretty well! All of them came out edible and not burned to a crisp. Not circular by any means, but tasty. At least, I thought they were tasty; I think my family was expecting New York style, unaware that I was taking the first step on a journey towards the perfect Neapolitan pie. Ingrates :argh:







These don't look like Garfield at all. What the hell kind of pizza business are you running?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

yea ok posted:

He asked his closest internet friends for rent money with lots of sweet promises to pay it all back and then jetted. Scumbag poo poo.

Oh that's what happened to him.

All I remember is him being supposedly really sad IRL or something.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Intruder posted:

Don't really want to go much into it since it's like ten years ago but nah, he was asking people for loans so he could keep his lights on or whatever then never paid any of it back. You're thinking of public works project

e: beaten

Man, I don't even remember who public works project was.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Hooray for twenty years of having to hear about Harry Potter from tedious people.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I remember this. I always thought she really, really wanted out of jury duty.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

She looks exactly like the kind of person who would call the police on her neighbor's unkempt lawn.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Boba Fett worked as a cool character because you never actually saw him do much onscreen but he looked neat so you filled in the blanks with your own imagination. Anything the show does will probably be disappointing compared to that.

That said the show probably fucks stuff up because shows tend to do that.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Made some tacos for dinner tonight. They came out well, I thought.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Tulalip Tulips posted:

You say that but the dude I dated who a)stuck his dick in a toaster oven and b) never drained his pasta because he didn't understand the concept of sauce once made tacos and hosed it up because he burnt the ground beef didn't use any seasoning at all, and mixed together canned diced tomatoes and corn as a salsa.

And I thought I was a bad cook.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
For Christ's sake, a jar of pasta sauce is like $3 at Vons and that's California pricing. Just use that instead of whatever homemade ketchup-based abomination you think is a good idea. Hell, you can do what I do and buy those bags of four-minute Rana pasta and then just dump black pepper on top after cooking.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Tulalip Tulips posted:

That was what I was told when I asked why someone with a penis would that but who knows. It may have been a dumb thing his pseudo-frat had him to for lolz or he may have wanted the sweet caresses of burning searing metal. Compared to his food crimes, OTT obessession with making sure he didn't come off as poor to his rich friends, love of the IDF, and constantly telling me my taste was terrible and everything I liked was poo poo the toaster dicking was just funny.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-sus, this guy makes me feel like I'm Joe Millionaire.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Silly Burrito posted:

I just like how everyone is just basically ignoring the dick in the toaster oven and whistling through.

I'm having a lovely evening alone with a dry martini and I don't want to spoil that by learning about someone else's self-inflicted dick trauma.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

a neat cape posted:

meet me at el indio bitch

El Indio? Try Humberto's in Golden Hill, or Las Cuatro Milpas.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

a neat cape posted:

i cannot go to milpas it is 10pm

I'm not going to El Indio at 10pm, I'm drunk and I already ate.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Thomas Edward Brady will you please go home!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Leperflesh posted:

gentrification is bad because you take away poor people's homes and fancy them up and sell them to rich people
but making rich-people food based on poor people's recipes does not take away the poor people's food, they can keep right on eating it

so calling it gentrification seems pretty silly to me

Yeah you can make weird overpriced fusion tacos all you want but I can still get a bagful of them from a local hole-in-the-wall for less than $20 so who cares.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

But remember lots of Very Smart Goons say Biden is worse because...

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Intruder posted:

Biden isn't worse but that doesn't mean he suddenly doesn't suck

Weakass rationalizing.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
D'you think Elon Musk's dick looks more like Ben Rotheseburrgehergh's or Brett Favre's?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
The '90s started with either the Gulf War or the collapse of the USSR.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Skwirl posted:

I go with the release of Nevermind by Nirvana.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

Depends whether we're speaking politically or culturally, I suppose.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Skwirl posted:

I was talking about a sitcom, so culturally.

Here's a tough one: where does Seinfeld (premiered in 1989) go, '80s or '90s?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Braksgirl posted:

Where’s Andy Griffith? Leave It To Beaver? Kids these days.

Andy Griffith is cancelled now thanks to the tireless efforts of a goon with a 100+ episode podcast about how it singlehandedly ruined America.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
whitepeople.txt

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1531628462431248385

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Where I come from the taquerias know how to wrap a burrito properly so it doesn't fall apart in the first place.

That burrito in the photo is a shameful burrito. Like if you asked someone from 1980s Iowa to make you a burrito, you'd get something like that.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

The Glumslinger posted:

Or heat up the tortilla so its not just pale as gently caress and can actually hold a shape

Yeah, you gotta toss the tortilla on the grill for a bit.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Neil Armbong posted:

even taco bell burrito's stay together. this is a solution in search of a problem.

Burritos: the only thing Texas and California can agree on.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose


:lol:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
WARRIORS

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I have never watched a single moment of Avatar.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Alaois posted:

again, is this based on literally anything other than Some Guy's Twitter Thread

It might be based on this one Cinema Discusso poster's 100+ episode podcast about how The Andy Griffith Show is responsible for all of America's ills.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Bitcoin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dy2tuF915E

Me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc_F3PaYgl0

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Made myself a steak and a baked potato tonight but I kinda Manas'd the steak because it was a top round. Ended up way too tough.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Android Apocalypse posted:

Sous vide & either a blowtorch or a searing hot pan for a couple seconds helps prevent that from happening. Trick is getting the meat as dry as possible after pulling it out of the bag.

Eh, I just ol' left it on the stove too long.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Really looking forward to Fire Emblem Three Hopes this weekend.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
He's not the worst candidate the Dems could choose, honestly.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Eifert Posting posted:

A podcast I listen to namedropped Vincent VonGoatse out of nowhere

Led By Donkeys?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I had LASIK done about fifteen years ago and it wore off so I'm back to wearing glasses again. Thankfully my vision's still nowhere near as bad as it was before.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Yeah another goon clued me in that my name was mentioned in the ep about Caro so I figured it was that one. Glad I was right because I'd be worried if more than one podcast mentioned me by name.

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