I clicked some article years ago and as a consequence I now get occasional updates of people from Sex in the City making GBS threads on the mean main character from sex in the city. I can tell there's a new sex in the city whenever I get an uptick in articles ragging on sjp. I watched the original one and hate it but it was never meant for me so what do I know besides what not to do if I'm ever a horny single woman living in way too big of a city. Only got pushed one article about Noth so I guess ragging on sjp is more click-effective. Brock Samson posted:Joe Gatto announces he is leaving Impractical Jokers https://www.instagram.com/p/CYLBnVXgrmn/ Gonna be weird as hell if they do a season without him. They already got more than 6 seasons and a movie so I'm sure they'll be relieved to step away in a sense.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 3, 2022 22:13 |
|
|
# ¿ May 17, 2024 23:15 |
I mean, getting to exist in the afterlife with the best version of your body isn't exactly unique to some christians. It would suck to live for eternity as a baby or with a nearly dying oldass body. The Bible itself is actually pretty mum on details for heaven so a lot of what people come to believe about heaven is cobbled together from interpretation of errant verses and a ton of fiction and art from over the years. Even in church you miight be told different things. One of the more common ones I was pitched as a kid was being in heaven wasn't really like "oh cool what a fun place to be with all the toys you'd ever want" kind of deal so much as a kind of eternal incomprehensible bliss existing in and with the glory of god, and like you wouldn't want or need to do anything because you'd just be more-than-max feeling good vibes straight from god forever. That's an abstract and possibly terrifying notion though and there are lines in the bible like quote:
Roundabout way to give the deets on resurrection cause I guess back then everyone was all "ew" thinking there'd be nasty zombies roamin' around like for the three days Jesus was dead and loving poo poo up in hell.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 00:25 |
Good Place is my external rotation of lovely background sitcoms. I can't believe how much I went from hating the first season and rolling my eyes at the predictable end to it, but then giving season 2 a chance anyway and retroactively loving it all. I saw Recently Archive 81 is getting a Netflix show! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibxKEqxARkE The original is definitely worth a listen, hope they can pull it off in the show. First season II can think fairly straightforward to do, but season 2 poo poo gets wild and if the show does well enough to get there, some cool visuals in store. http://www.archive81.com/
|
|
# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 00:33 |
Started Abbott Elementary and liked it so far, but the thing I cracked up most at so far in the Pilot was the principal doing an "i'm watching you" gesture, but instead of pointing at her eyes, the camera angle made it look like she was pointing at her nostrils so it became "I'm gonna smell you" gesture lolDC Murderverse posted:It’s not nearly as evil as the first one because in this one all of the contestants know what’s going on. This ends up both making it more palatable and less interesting. Evil? I barely remember the show outside the premise but seemed to me like the only ones really getting dunked would be the gold-diggers and I guess maybe the walking Jawline if he feels a connection but they just wanted his money, but he's in on it, right, so ain't buggin bout it. It's hard for me to register evil on this kind of show because it's even harder to register any of them as anything other than supremely, maximally trashy people who I generally think of as merely wanting to participate for the chance to be on TV or become some sort of peripheral medialing. Khanstant fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Jan 6, 2022 |
|
# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 18:29 |
They should raise the stakes a little. One of the men should be so poor he is nearly starving to death, only agreeing to do the show because of the craft services table. If he gets chosen for love or whatever he gets to have a million dollars and become a real one-millionaire. The rich guy risks producers sharing the tweets and texts they scrubbed during a casting cancel-litmus background check.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 21:34 |
lol yikes, definitely seems like some pre-cancel damage control now.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 00:44 |
be the american picking you want to pick in the world and post the thread what'd they pick this time some more old garbage or something cool?
|
|
# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 06:42 |
storage wars projects a psychic prison projected from tvs that i cannot escape from. if you ever want to murder me and get away with it, lure me into a room with episodes on loop with no commercial breaks and ill eventually starve to death without noticing besides how horseshit it is he's trying to say they'll sell that piece of poo poo in their thrift store for 50 bucks gimme a break
|
|
# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 07:41 |
muscles like this! posted:Like the episode where the one guy claimed that the boxes of books he found were worth a fortune going off of the retail price listed on them. that's really humble of him to just go with sticker price, I hope at least he and his squabbled pettily over it along the way.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 17:47 |
if you can't think of anything cool they picked and are too scared to make a thread you can just say
|
|
# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 19:27 |
Yeah putting that on now, sounds great. edit: Kid impressed with other kid's mansion, says it looks just like Cheesecake Factory and he loves Cheesecake Factory. edit: on second thought maybe better to just read article. this suxks Khanstant fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Jan 7, 2022 |
|
# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 20:05 |
Escobarbarian posted:This is so wildly reductive I don’t even know where to begin. Is it wrong though, Arist laid out what I think would be the charitable version of the same thing, and they both sound equally unsatisfying. Succession just seems like watching the news if you focused on some rich dweebs and idk, don't find it satisfying to just see the same thing but with charismatic actors and slightly fictionier situations. I want to see rich people decapitated by a guillotine managed by a mob of angry poors looking to radically redistribute wealth starting by eliminating those who would hoard too much by choice. Something to inspire people into action, not just throw your hands up while you stare directly into the void helplessly. Succession sounds identical to White Lotus, horrible people having pretty much nothing happen to them who go on to enjoy being happier and wealthier than any average person even after whatever supposedly "bad" thing happened to them to make us think their lives are shallow and empty failures or some poo poo. It's paper-thin way to try imply there's some cosmic balance "oh they may be rich but oh-ho actually they didn't quite everything they ever wanted and in fact, may be somewhat sad sometimes."
|
|
# ¿ Jan 8, 2022 21:17 |
Arist posted:Why would they be punished? That's not how the world works. It's fiction they can make them turn into axolotls if they want. Escobarbarian posted:I guess some people are so sensitive to the current political climate that they can’t handle shows that deal with it in a not-overthrowing it way? It’s pretty baffling and childish to me, but there could be valid reasons I’m unaware of, like if they are or know someone who is directly suffering badly because of it. If you're alive and not in the upper class then you are in a lowers caste and directly suffer from it. There also aren't any shows handling anything in an "overthrowy" way, it's all the same bleak navel-fingering until they get real deep and unlock some stank and then everyone's sniffing it like "wow this does stink exactly as you always knew all along!" Really would actually love to see something overthrowy just for the novelty and fantasy of it as this point. Are there shows that deal with it in that way? Mu Zeta posted:I like seeing monsters on TV because of the acting and writing. These aren't documentaries they are funny and comedic shows. What happens when you see a David Fincher movie like Zodiac? Curl up into a ball with a bag of cheetos and cry for humanity? I like monsters too and monsters are more powerful when they always win and can't die I guess but is there a rule or something that it can never be funny if like jesus was stoning and crucifying people instead instead of just exactly what you expect forever all along happening? Just seems hard to get excited a Passion of the Christ if it's same old poo poo you saw in Acts and feels reasonable to be skeptical when people are fawning over Ascension when all indicators seems like it's the same old dog doing the same old trick with new faces. Can't throw us one bone, one billionaire called Elam Bust ran over by driverless car in a throwaway background joke, no? Khanstant fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Jan 8, 2022 |
|
# ¿ Jan 8, 2022 23:29 |
STAC Goat posted:I was following this until “Jesus crucifying people” and now I’m utterly lost. Every Jesus movie ends with him getting his rear end kicked and running home like a bitch and yeah there's value in that and it's the point or whatever, but if everyone was acting like this new jesus joint was hot poo poo, something fresh, but actually it's just the same old raggedy shroud routine then you get to say that show sucks without watching it.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 9, 2022 03:58 |
Vitruvian Manic posted:Boy howdy do I have good news for you! Let me tell you about a show called Search Party and my many Elon Tunnel... I've heard goons gush about this show but the name makes me think of a biplane looking for lost people like in Far From Home the adventures of Yellow Dog and eh I just don't like planes that much so never even googled the name. This a good show to watch rich people suffer violently?
|
|
# ¿ Jan 10, 2022 02:45 |
Carlton looks way too cool
|
|
# ¿ Jan 10, 2022 18:09 |
I think they showed Uncle Phil dancing at some point, very human thing to do.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 10, 2022 19:20 |
So was Peter Cushing. Death is no longer an excuse to not work in media.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 10, 2022 19:23 |
You season 3 was boring b/c he just slips through anything and dude's way overdue for an axing but they just keep giving him an asspull to do another one. It's not even like Dexter where you can comfortably delude yourself into being cool with it because he's only killing even worse dudes. He's a creep you hate from the getgo and feel gross being in his head and actively root for his downfall. The best part were the weird couple, their imprisonment had a lot of entertaining moments, I liked her playing the bff role even while captive and then also figuring out they would never trust each other to not have a hidden out stored in there. His mustache twirling "everything going exactly according to my plan" kind of final plan was really pushings things and I hope 4's the last for definitive dead/jail reasons. Data Graham posted:trolley thing I have not considered the question from the angle you're proposing and my first though is "would anyone buy that?" I definitely would not and the premise of that perspective seems to me to be about people wanting to dodge or absolve themselves unduly of responsibility. Especially in the context of The Good Place where there is a point accountability system and people are aware they flunked life. I suppose there are alternate takes on the premise but they seem like ones that should wind you up in the Bad Place and things some of these people got there in the first place for stuff like that. I think the natural thing for someone who would try and argue they can choose not to do anything and thus wash their hands clean of it to be a total horseshit excuse and you'd be like "gently caress you buddy, go to hell" and yeah he probably would as he should.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 11, 2022 23:57 |
I haven't finished this video but I'm getting the feeling he's going to lay out how fucknig stupid it was that the "apple" was one of the big fuckin puzzles of the book (can't remember it but the clue was isaac newton plus other apple clues" and ever since reading that lovely book have been wanting to hear someone yell about this puzzle literally simpler than poo poo we were solving for goddamn Neopets seasonal events. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX5IV9n223M edit: yesss it is
|
|
# ¿ Jan 12, 2022 05:20 |
I like Justin Spitzer shows but I also want to see what he'd do if he weren't on a network. What's the justin spitzer HBO show where he can have cusses and the meetcutes can become meatcutes. Imagine how much better The Office woulda been if Dwight could say gently caress and cut off dicks or whatever hell yeah.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 12, 2022 17:15 |
To Tell The Truth is my current TV dinner gameshow of choice. Most of the other gameshows I've seen past few years with a celeb host have been kind of bummers, they feel like they think they're too good to be there or they aren't great hosts or there's just something from them that drags the rest down to me. To Tell The Truth kind of feels like anthony anderson was like "either y'all put my mom on this show or I won't do it" and it worked. Unless the original also featured the hosts mom, it's a good gimmick. She's also the official "shut the gently caress up and show us your answer" person.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 13, 2022 06:57 |
Pope Corky the IX posted:Joel McHale is great hosting Card Sharks. He's actually having fun and engaging with the contestants. He's a natural host, so I believe you. He's the Talk Soup guy, just got hosting in his bones! He also seems to have fun on To Tell The Truth so he's a good guest too.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 13, 2022 17:58 |
lmao at the unmelted cheese cross section shots with whatever hosed up cheese he's using sandwhich between barely toasted spaghetti bread. Kimchi wild but gently caress it, I'd try it. However generally speaking grilled cheese isn't a food you can improve with more expensive fancy ingredients, the less artisan the better. fuckin betty crocker butter from the brown tub slathered on a slice of the airiest one dollar white bread with american cheese, which literally only exists to be used in this one context.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 13, 2022 19:51 |
I watched what's out for Peacemaker and what a bizarre show to hop into if you never saw the Suicide Squad movies, never saw a DC multiverse whatever, and are not into comicbook media mania... but I've been entertained and that seems to be overwhelmingly more important. Aardvark! posted:I liked the Proud family. I think It's not something I had thought about in years, but I do remember these characters and seem to recall enjoying the show.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 15, 2022 20:52 |
I AM GRANDO posted:I’m really enjoying Archive 81 and I had no idea it was a podcast or adapted from anything. It’s nice and tense and has my favorite spooky sublime trope, stolen along with Bob’s approach over the couch from Twin Peaks. If it’s just ghosts and magic without any Lovecraft poo poo, I’ll be disappointed. I’m only halfway through, but I think it’s worth a watch. I'm so happy hearing these positive things about it from folks who'd never heard of the original. I haven't watched it yet but I fell in love with season 1 and 2 of the podcast years ago and always felt it's a story/world people could enjoy in other mediums, even though it was about sound in a way well-suited to the radio broadcast type. I don't wanna spoil and for the show I genuinely have no clue what or where they'll take things, but in the podcast season 1 was not a disappointment and season 2 I was kind of like "what are you gonna do now?" and they were like "hold my tapes, we ain't even got started yet."
|
|
# ¿ Jan 17, 2022 19:44 |
Big Mean Jerk posted:Do goons seriously expect people to just know the origin of loving Moon Knight? you can google anything these days Open Source Idiom posted:The preview image is a shot of the CGI moon knight costume, so it's front and centre every time I see a link to it. lol bruh clicking any advertisement to watch with your full attention, on purpose, is self-abuse.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 17:20 |
i can't hear y'all when your mouth full of ads, chew before u speak edit: now im kind of mad at dad from childhood, i know you heard us Khanstant fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Jan 18, 2022 |
|
# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 17:24 |
Yeah, Beavis returning, whatever, pretty funny look forward to seeing those gross dipshits again. King of the Hill however manages to be a special shining star dealing with a type of folk and political bent that just doesn't exist in any wholesome or palatable way anymore. We got into an argument at work between some fellow hillfans over whether Hank would wear a maga hat and that was one of the most unpleasant uses of imagination I've ever experienced in a conversation. Cotton is charismatic, cheerful, pleasant social justice warrior compared to the atmosphere of Texas today and I think that's good cause to be skeptical of a new King of the Hill. Simple rednecks shenanigans aren't as amusing when those rednecks are actively fighting to get people killed, remove their voting rights, put bounties on their heads, etc. Not that conservatives weren't up to evil poo poo back then too, but now the mask is off and the emperor palpatine robes fully on. I think Mike Judge could sharpen his teeth to say something of it, in theory, but I'm not gonna believe that'll happen for a second while it's all owned by fuckin Disney.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 20:39 |
thats why you never go skiing Escobarbarian posted:The results of the TVIV last decade poll list whatsit that Looten Plunder organised have been posted! The Leftovers is really high for something I've only ever heard of from exactly this one line of text. Obviously a thread to dig through as to why it's good but even a google just gets me a kind of "not as bad as Lost vibe." Number 1 is what I would've wagered to win on a reddit poll, but I'm a BB hater who like Better Caul Sall purely for Odenkirk reasons.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 19, 2022 20:00 |
Looten Plunder posted:People's nominations in the thread do a good job of pointing out why it's good without spoiling anything people don't need to tell me twice to watch something without looking anything up and I've been told thrice! I'll check it out sometime. I've had fantastic luck past couple years with diving in blind no expectations or ideas to various things and so far all I did was read a few random words of the wikipedia page enough to make a lazy Lost joke.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 01:54 |
Somebody here the other day made some weird comments about Atlanta having too many straight men or something whatever their comment was made no sense to me but I also couldn't articulate why, so I went back and watched it again. Or some of it first time maybe, I really spaced out first watch it seems. The goober comment that prompted it still makes zero sense to me but drat what a fantastic show, thanks weird comment, probably wouldn't have re-watched if not for you. Mu Zeta posted:Found out the guy playing Vigilante in Peacemaker is a British dude. Throughly impressed with how good his accent is since it's like a billion times better than big actors like Benedict Cumberbatch. He sounds spot on perfect. Until they showed his face I was convinced it would be Adam Scott. Looten Plunder posted:I so thought it was going be Adam Scott before the reveal. I know his voice isn't totally spot on for Scott but he has the same cadence and I thought it might him doing a weird choice. lol got so excited to share I hit quote before reading the very next post.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 18:37 |
Started watching Blackish mostly b/c Anthony Anderson kept mentioning it on To Tell The Truth and like it's not a bad show but anytime Anthony narrates anything he has the exact same host-cadence as on To Tell The Truth. He'll be laying out something, premise of the scene or whatever topic they're on... but it sounds exactly like you're waiting for him to read some terrible pun, pause, point it out, then continue. He's great host and vocal narrator for a gameshow, but having heard it first for so many seasons, his voice in Blackish sticks out because I keep waiting for corny puns and wordplay that never comes. The bossy friend from Girlfriends is the mom in Blackish and she does great there, I remember sort of not liking her character on Girlfriends as a teen but she's won me back over.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 18:05 |
zoux posted:Jenifer Lewis and Lawrence Fishburne too. I haven't watched it in a couple of seasons, but the terrible actress daughter is off on her own spinoff now right? The other kids are great. Yeah Lawrence Fishbourne is good, everyone is good really. Not used to this many kids being in a show and none of them are terrible either in character writing or acting. The twins doing their Pinky & the Brain stuff is good hijynx. The mother character is good but also I kind of wish she was just played by Anthony's real mom just having seen her on TTTT.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 20:20 |
i'm not racist, some of my best kids are mexican
|
|
# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 22:31 |
is she an artist, finally fulfilling the title's promise? or she yet another misleadingly named child detective
|
|
# ¿ Jan 25, 2022 00:07 |
Escobarbarian posted:It’s weird how so many people these days forget that you can just torrent things Why even bother when some website just lets you stream, maybe even higher resolution than netflix or whatever might let you have. bull3964 posted:It's effort beyond pressing play and when you have a 30 series backlog that can be watched by just pressing play, it's not worth it. go to primewire or anywhere like that and it's just as easy as clicking anything on a streaming website
|
|
# ¿ Jan 25, 2022 07:13 |
Open Source Idiom posted:Yeah, and there's no way the show follows the podcast's second season, should it even get renewed. which is a shame because I think that's when they took their great foundation and went into overdrive. For me season 2 was like "no way they top the first one, should I even bother with this" to "hot drat, season 1 was barely a warm-up." I think I'll relisten to podcast and catch season 3 after I watch the show.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 25, 2022 18:01 |
I always saw it as a less-bad Friends, but not quite a good show in and of itself. Didn't help I just didn't like Ted or find him interesting or funny while he enjoys unearned success and has a really rich dating and social life while acting so hard being him.
|
|
# ¿ Jan 25, 2022 20:48 |
|
|
# ¿ May 17, 2024 23:15 |
swickles posted:HIMYM wasn't afraid to veer ourside the standard model of sitcoms either. They had some random rear end episodes that seem more like out of Community than Friends. Even though it was maybe a dozen or so out of 200 episodes, it was enough to set it apart from other similar sitcoms. Any of these outliers come to mind? I really liked a lot of the actors on the show so I watched more of it than I would for not enjoying it overall but not remembering anything myself. We talking like a community genre episode or musical or like a paintball special?
|
|
# ¿ Jan 25, 2022 21:26 |