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maruhkati posted:I would totally buy this #shirt...if I didn't know that my #CUCKED boss would #CANCEL me for #wearing it to #WORK!!!
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It's certainly not THE funniest thing about this, because I have a hard time deciding what the funniest thing is, but the fact that these take-no-poo poo toughboys who are sad about being #CANCELED have censored "gently caress" on their own merch is hilarious.
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CYN no longer stands for Control Your Narrative, it stands for Clutch Your Nuts. Please change the thread title to reflect the proper title of new promotion Clutch Your Nuts.
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clutching my suckhole reading this thread
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Clearly it represents all the #snowflakes who "tried" to "#cancel" them, and furthermore
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What happened to the uncomfortable blinding blue spotlight? Maybe it's added in post.
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Mar 6, 2022 03:59
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Nobody wants to "step" into the #RANTROOM with an "unvaccinated" "antimasker".
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Seams posted:men will literally try to control their narratives instead of going to therapy all men do is control their narrative, clutch their nuts, eat hot chip and lie
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DarkstarIV posted:( unless you wanna watch a bunch or dorks choreograph dance with each other for no reason at all cause we don’t do that garbage in the Narrative cause we actually fight) projecthalaxy posted:Allowing yourself to be big timed by MLW indicates you can't even tweak the narrative much less control it 
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Braun tried to big league Impact and then joined a company that got big leagued by MLW. 
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It has occurred to me that CYN is basically if someone modded Double Dragon so all the characters were Abobo. 
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actually life is like a hurricane and a highway
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edogawa rando posted:CYN is like if the "no slapping your thigh during kicks" sign became sentient, watched Fight Club with a bunch of a bunch of roided up bros going "whooooooooaaaaaa!" for the entirety of its runtime and completely missed the point and then started a promotion. CYN is a sentient college bro bedroom wall with Tyler Durden, Scarface, Boondock Saints, Joker, Walter White, and Rick Sanchez posters on it, and doesn't pick up on any of the nuance that none of those characters are heroes.
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cagliostr0 posted:Getting a look like that is more about the peptide cancer cocktail than roids tho They've all been injected with FOXDIE.
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It's 2023. Over the past year, CYN has gradually morphed into the WBF. Somehow nobody noticed, because they were too busy looking at the striations.
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Lid posted:we regret to inform ec3 that control your narrative has lost control of the narrative Um excuse me but did you not read the first two rules
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Someone please ask him how often he clutches his nuts, and for how long.
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At this point I legitimately can't decide whether CYN turning out to be a satirical art troll created to mock toxic masculinity would be more funny or less funny than it being real. They're 100% hitting all the notes that a parody would hit.
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El Generico posted:He's leaning into the aesthetic of what they're doing in an exaggerative and sometimes humorous way, but that doesn't mean he understands that the core that he's exaggerating actually sucks. It seems like he's hedging for a puppetmaster defense: If it succeeds, it's because he was totally serious and a marketing genius mastermind. If it doesn't, lmao he worked us all with his epic troll and all you idiot marks fell for it. It's not a bit, until it is.
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Edge & Christian posted:The classic categories of Conflict: You forgot the obvious Man vs Narrative Also Man vs Nuts
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Reddit: [difficult question] EC3: [vague flailing]
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When it's dark, no one can see you clutch your nuts.
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Honestly kinda shocked they haven't hired Ivelisse yet.
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I like how alienating as many wrestling fans as possible seems to be Big Strongman's business strategy for attracting more fans.
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It's like that newLegacy game where they had multiple copies of the same wrestler feuding with each other because there was nobody else in the company.
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Shrödinger's Ownage: Both owned and not owned until someone observes CYN, which nobody does.
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At least Ryback has the capacity to be funny and/or weird.
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You should control your narrative by not going. Or go and don't pay, and when they say you need a ticket you can say "That's YOUR narrative, buddy. I'm controlling MINE." and then clutch your nuts.
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Adam Scherr is going to discover Radiohead next, and then post on Something Awful in 2003.
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Dimebags Brain posted:The band in that video is King 810, let's learn about them: Pretty sure people actually have to know who the gently caress your band is to be the most hated band in America.
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