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Look some pillock named Greg tried to live off of yellow sticker items and found it really hard. https://twitter.com/MENnewsdesk/status/1498636200458039298 Apparently man cannot live of yellow sticker items alone. But a couple in your weekly shop is alright. Yeah, cheers Greg.
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Jeherrin posted:BUT CORBYN Now you be a good MP or the Corbyn will eat you all up! OwlFancier posted:I rescued a dog today so that is my productive thing done for the next month or so. Well isn't that a lovely thing.
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Mega Comrade posted:My parents still have a faint Welsh accent but when they get on the phone to a relative you can almost plot the (time on call / accent strength) on a chart. My father came from the Rhondda and moved to Newport early in his adult life but never lost his accent but when he was speaking to his family or speaking a bit of Welsh it definitely got stronger.
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Mar 4, 2022 10:11
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Went to work yesterday after having a tooth removed, not the smartest thing I've ever done. Speaking of not smart things. On the weekend a gang on the night shift said they'd been forced to work 13 hours because they'd worked from 8pm to 9am. No amount of explaining about the clocks going forward would move them. Still, 12 hour shifts are poo poo and can gently caress off.
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Mar 29, 2022 17:51
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Finally someone who wants the criminals to pay back to society with I dunno, some sort of service to the community maybe.
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Apr 11, 2022 13:15
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keep punching joe posted:Ready Brek, fancy stuff. Like bloody holiday camps modern prisons are. I remember breakfast being cereal or muesli and then a special treat on the weekend, beans on toast.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:https://www.fwi.co.uk/news/farmer-left-with-500t-of-beetroot-blames-brexit-and-red-tape If the supermarkets don't buy these beetroots then they should be ashamed, British beetroots for British people!
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Apr 14, 2022 13:17
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All this talk of learning to drive. I haven't driven for nearly a decade but really want to get back into it. Has anyone ever had some type of refresher lesson to get their knowledge/confidence back up?
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Apr 17, 2022 17:46
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Nothingtoseehere posted:Most driving instructors will do those with you for the same rate as normal lessons (since it's the same time used). It's not an uncommon request they get - fairly common, especially from people who learnt to drive abroad and have moved to the UK. I need to research my local driving instructors. Owning a car is so expensive but at the moment I'm working a lot and a car would be a huge advantage.
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Crankit posted:Everyone should drive buses its really fun. One of the reasons I want to get back into driving is so work will put me down as a driver and i can drive the transit vans around. serious gaylord posted:My wife did that after a decade of not driving. Would very much recommend. Thanks for the reply, it's good to hear that it works.
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Runcible Cat posted:God almighty I can actually feel my soul trying to crawl out of my ears to get away from this broken world: It's amazing how this man keeps landing on his feet, I don't think he's ever had something interesting to say.
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OwlFancier posted:He slathers himself in his own feces professionally, not enormously surprising that people will pay him to do that. These people are ill.
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Apr 19, 2022 15:32
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Flayer posted:Can't wait for Kieth to whip to abstain on the Johnston liar vote He can't be seen to be 'playing politics'.
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Apr 19, 2022 16:57
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haakman posted:Just watched BJ in the Commons. I'm very sorry about the events surrounding your father death. I do think Johnson and co lying about the party is very consequential in the grand scheme of things because if they'll lie about something so apparently inconsequential can we trust them on anything? On the really big things that matter to everyone? No we can't and if we let them get away with this then they can get away with anything. 1+3=4 I'm sure that's important to numerologists somehow.
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Apr 19, 2022 19:03
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My parents weren't people who smacked their kids. None of my sisters ever got smacked and I think my brothers has less than a handful of smacks between them. I was given a smack a couple of times as a kid. The second time I was 13 and my mum couldn't hit me hard enough to hurt me so I really didn't care. When I was 17 my dad and I got into a proper fist fight that ended with us rolling on the floor, my dad getting me around the throat and me about to put a thumb in his eye before we realised how hosed up the whole thing was. He took me down the pub and bought me a few drinks as a sort of apology. Also: British PM Johnson signals visa flexibility with India to win trade deal quote:British Prime Minister Boris Johnson indicated he was ready to offer more visas to India in return for this year clinching a free-trade deal that could boost annual bilateral trade by billions of pounds. Those people that voted for Brexit to keep out the immigrants must be jumping on their hats.
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Apr 21, 2022 17:24
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peanut- posted:I can't find them now but there was some stats shared on Twitter the other day showing non-EU migration under the new visa system is going through the roof. There's bound to be a bunch of "Oh legal immigration is alright, it's illegal immigration that I'm against." But plenty must still be against immigration of any type, unless it's very rich people.
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Apr 21, 2022 19:07
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Victory for the workers everyone! I'm working a few hours away from home on a 16 day blockade. The core gang were given a half decent hotel with a food allowance. Meanwhile additional workers such as myself were put in a worse hotel, with no food allowance and nowhere around to buy food apart from a Burger King and Waitrose in a petrol station. Anyway everyone complained including the core gang that this was unfair and, after the first block of work, we wouldn't be going back to work until this was changed so everyone was in the same type of hotel and had food allowance. All us additional workers have been moved into the better hotel and have a food allowance!!
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Apr 29, 2022 16:59
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Excellent. I'm happy with it. NotJustANumber99 posted:What are you blockading? The rails. Working in a SSSI area which is a little exciting for me because we have to do things in a different way as there are rare animals around. Sadly most of the other workers couldn't care less about them.
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therattle posted:Huh. Never heard of or seen it. I like it. It's the future today, baby!
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Surely not even that many people actually care about Piers Morgan.
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Hello UKMT goons, are you or anyone you know unemployed? Do you/they lust after a job that will just butcher their/your quality of life? Where your loved ones will be annoyed at the fact you'll be working away from home for weeks at a time? To work in a job where the pay isn't great but the work is hard? Where you'll work for 4 weeks straight from 6am-4pm the suddenly have to work from 10pm-8am? That when you suggest this will cause fatigue you will be looked at with derision and told that you have atleast 24 hours off and that fatigue is your problem to deal with? That you'll work 6 days a week knowing the money you earn on one of those shifts will be taken by an umbrella company? Where you can work in blistering heat shovelling ballast or in the dead of night at -2 in the driving rain shovelling ballast? Where racism and misogyny is common? Then get your PTS and get on the rails, there's a shortage of workers and tons of work on at the moment. Just think, you to could be working 4 hours away from home, staying in the finest 2* hotel your company can legally get away with, spending money on poor quality food because hey, you're here to earn money not spend money all the while working on a project that seems to have been planned by a gibbon flinging its poo poo at a board!
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JollyBoyJohn posted:Not yet but I've got somewhere between 6 weeks and 3 months left in me before I have a major meltdown and quit my job - Well if you end up burning your place down remember that they typically don't ask about criminal records when joining the rails.
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May 12, 2022 15:20
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Some bad news for British nazis Nazi Alex Davies guilty of fascist group membership quote:It was put to Davies in court: "You are a neo-Nazi, yes?" Stunning defence.
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Spangly A posted:Nowhere near the best quote Going to be honest, I didn't want to read his analysis.
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Guavanaut posted:Nothing but flags from here on out, bitch! Amazing, looks like something from "The Day Today"
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May 19, 2022 15:17
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Real life James Bond here MI5 agent used secret status to terrorise girlfriend quote:Evidence shows that he is a right-wing extremist with a violent past. I know it shouldn't be it still stuns me the amount of people in this country that are disposable. Job Chat: I walked out of a British Gas job, was one of the most satisfying experiences of my working life.
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Finally bought Marx's Capital, I did not bank on it being nearly 1,000 pages.
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I'm just glad the U.K. isn't a racist country. Boy loses finger fleeing 'attack' at Abertillery school quote:AN 11-YEAR-OLD boy had to have one of his fingers amputated after he hurt his hand while attemping to flee an alleged attack by a group of bullies in school.
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I had a look at the hashtag for monkey pox on twitter, just a huge, huge mistake.
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stev posted:So at this point everyone involved in the investigations was either colluding with No 10, complicit in the collusion or straight up ignoring evidence? Cool cool. It's like the first thing this government has done competently.
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Mourning your mother 10 months before she dies? That's the act of a true pessimist.
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Bobby Deluxe posted:https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1529084848652136448?t=nOIsBXoLHtpkn0OMk-iJ9A&s=19 I recently watched his new special and it's really strange because at the start he says some jokes that are based around anti-trans talking points. Then he goes on to say it's all parody and you shouldn't get offended etc... etc... But in the show all his trans jokes are based around anti-trans talking points. So I wonder how many anti-trans jokes do you have to say before you go past the point of parody/irony and are just anti-trans? or anti-gay or racist? He also tells anti-religious jokes, does that mean he is actually religious and a supporter of people's religion? Because he seems to just shrug at any criticism and say "it's all parody." Also I have never, never heard another comedian laugh at their own jokes as much as Gervais. Nobody finds Ricky Gervais funnier than Ricky Gervais. Sometimes I think the only reason people laugh is because he's laughing and it's kind of infectious. bessantj fucked around with this message at 15:56 on May 25, 2022 |
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smellmycheese posted:The people behind it run this Gammon Theme Park quote:cafe for the elderly modelled on an air raid shelter Why would you want to model a place on one of the most terrifying and depressing times in peoples lives?
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Guavanaut posted:None of them have ever been down one. But I'm sure they understand the basic facets of world war II and how poo poo it would have been and all that. It's like having a restaurant modeled after the houses of parliament people understand that it is not a place of honor, that no highly esteemed deed is commemorated there and nothing valued is there.
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