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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:elon is just really good at spinning plates elon is good at distracting idiots from the literal countless plates he's dropped
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its all nice on rice posted:If they really want to let me drive a car like a plane, they'll let me steer with my feet. if they truly wanted to let you drive a car like a plane the steering wheel would be off to the side like the 737 tiller: 
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The Bloop posted:Multi-track Grifting boring company is more like zero-track grifting
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He's literally so loving stupid I genuinely don't understand how anyone doesn't see it. It's right there plain and simple.
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I've been in so many meetings where a dipshit leader will speak themselves into corners and commit to things that are literally impossible and those looks on the engineers are so damned familiar. Good lord I don't know how anyone genuinely believes anything Elon says, he's just making poo poo up on the spot. My favorite example of this behavior was my old boss explaining to some safety reps from Transport Canada that his brilliant idea to help a passenger drone plummeting from the sky would be to put rockets that would fire to slow the vehicle down vertically when in a freefall situation. The Transport Canada guys were... Less than impressed with the notion of having rockets on what was up-until-then being discussed as a consumer product.
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put nft profile picture support under a yearly subscription - those idiots will buy anything
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what the gently caress even is the last page and a half of this thread
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Bad Purchase posted:someone linked me to that story and told me it was funny. i listened to it and it wasn't that funny (or at least not funny enough for the amount of time it took to tell). i can save you some time if you want a summary: why doesn't he just grab the physical key and start the car with the key  they don't come with physical keys!?
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"hey can you move my car for me?" "yeah sure just pass me the keys" "oh no i need you to download the app, and then log in using my credentials, then watch the 14 minute tutorial on how to open the door and how to shift the car into reverse hey where are you going?"
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5 days in and he's already lost Catturd™ https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1587805604818526210 drat homie
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Sentient Data posted:The tesla app now requires twitter blue to log in or perform any actions you wont care
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retweet latest elon twett for access to Reverse-mode™ for 30 minutes
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Entropic posted:https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/elon-musk-mother-hate-mean-twitter-b2223898.html solve world hunger for the paltry 6 bil like you said you could and we'll be nicer
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can't wait for 140px panel gaps to suddenly appear on the notifications tab
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MrQwerty posted:The Grimes that was gonna kill herself in one of the dumbest know-nothing hipster misadventures ever? she almost died of malnutrition as well when toying with the idea of a diet that consisted of only spaghetti?
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it's important to note that Elon Musk is profoundly stupid.
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Ardemia posted:Live footage of the remaining engineering infrastructure team: Elon Huwel Howsering it up is surprisingly accurate
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Trillhouse posted:leak all his dms first plz god could you imagine the absolutely pathetic sniveling from everyone in his DMs? ugh
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teen witch posted:Wait Ronda Rousey is a SH denier? Jfc I thought I disliked her enough already It's safe to assume most MMA athletes are profoundly stupid, in many different ways - the amount of pseudoscience peddled in dojos is staggering still not as profoundly stupid as Elon is, but it's up there
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lol talking about worker's rights against billionaires in the You Ess Ayy lolol
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temple posted:44 billion dollar mid-life crisis lets be honest he's in the last 10-15% of his life
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y'all really need to stop believing this poo poo its kind of embarrassing
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Frank Frank posted:At what point does Tesla’s board step in and do to Musk what Papa John’s did to Papa John? unlike twitter employees who are held hostage via h1-b visas, the board of tesla are probably firmly willingly aboard the elon train til it runs out of track.
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love to have a 20 minute tech demo before being able to move the car out of the driveway explain the key feature explain the charging port explain the door handles explain the key position needing explain dont drop the key down this gap between the centre console sections explain parking brake explain wipers explain regen brakes explain seat profiles explain mirror adjustments explain gear shifter explain the beeps and boops explain turn signal literally all of these things are all different from the bog standard car in 2022.
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PhazonLink posted:oh i never saw a full suit pic, lol its even more low effort, like just some sort of leather strap on plates on a black clothes base? yeah for like 7k or something elon musk is profoundly stupid and equally as pathetic
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BigglesSWE posted:I’m honestly flabbergasted at how stupid he is at this point. He seriously proclaim and do things without a second of forethought. He's profoundly stupid and equally as pathetic. Any hanger-on to the cult of Elon Musk that you or any of us personally know should be ashamed, ridiculed, and outcast accordingly as anyone with half a loving braincell should see right through how loving stupid elon is.
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Carwash oval office posted:Interesting..... bumping cause i need to explain this to other people confidently because this is too loving funny
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Butterwagon posted:Can someone explain this to me like I'm 5? The value of bilking money out of green energy credits from tax payer money is infinitely more lucrative than the risk of creating anything of any tangible value.
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the only thing elon hates with a passion more than safety yellow is nuance
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elon definitely uses tortillas as crust for his "pizzas"
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Any way to know if Elon is dumping stock? My naive stonks brain can imagine his covering his margin calls immediately after the earnings report to hide his activity in a general downturn. he said he wouldnt be selling more until 2024 but hes a serial grifter and liar so he probably is lmao
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:A genuine question- would Tesla actually even perform better if Musk were stripped of his status as CEO, or is the company poisoned throughout? With Space X, at least I see some actual work and people in parts of the management chain that aren't complete loving idiots, so having him step down there feels like it matters. No idea if the same can even be said for Tesla, though. If the real goal was to actually create automobiles that the public would want to use and adopt long term - they should've partnered up with Toyota around circa 2012 or so - given them the battery tech, allowed Toyota to design, manufacture, and support an EV class of car using Tesla's battery/motor tech and throw the rest away. Maybe allow Tesla as some small offshoot brand of enthusiast "super car" EV bullshittery on the side. But no. Now we have cars that fart on command, explode, and need constant over the air software updates to ensure children aren't endlessly mowed down at every crosswalk.
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a fun casual reminder that that family is alive thanks to NHTSA safety requirements - if they weren't there those fuckers would all be so loving dead so quickly Tesla's "safety" record being "so good" is from "avoiding accidents" - those people are still a live in spite of Tesla's safety stuff.
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Drone_Fragger posted:The apple mouse was designed to be unusable while charging because Steve jobs thought a wireless mouse that could be used while charging would inevitably to the user end up as a wired mouse (because people would find it easier to never unplug it) which he specifically did not want because of aesthetics and branding. doesn't it also give you 3 weeks of use with 1 minute of charging? there's a LOT to not like about apple and their walled garden bullshit - a charging port on a mouse is pretty loving low on the complaint list
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Happy 1000th page gbs elon thread love you lots
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u wont care plz send me 60 dollars for a new username
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how does anyone go into that game not knowing it's 100% pickle rich bitch shouting at you the entire time?
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Demon Of The Fall posted:i've never seen rick and morty and never heard of this guy before a few days ago. holy poo poo this guy hasn't seen pickel rick before he'ss gonna flip his poo poo when he sees it its the funniest poo poo ever
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