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PhazonLink posted:how is it that other legit multi million/billion dollar tech companies can have DM/PM leak without screenshotting them, but SA might have legit secure messages? Security through obscurity, baby
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Nov 5, 2022 02:14
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lmao imagine the poo poo talking trump will do if twitter fails (truth is still failing but that doesn't matter, as long as someone else is loving up)
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Nov 5, 2022 06:08
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Entropic posted:I think the interesting question is, what is the next shiny jangling thing that will distract Elon and become his new obsession distracing him from Twitter? I hope it is fentanyl
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Nov 5, 2022 17:49
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My annoyance with all this is that twitter was actually somewhat useful for extremely breaking news stories and following various journos and commentators. Now that it is devolved into a toxic hellhole (even moreso, that is) there’s no real replacement. It’s an almost impossible thing to replicate twitter at its peak usefulness with a combination of useful information and free cost.
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Nov 5, 2022 19:55
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Bad Purchase posted:finally, it's snapchat's time to shine Snapchat seems the least lovely option now tbh (I still have no interest in going there). But the company seems to be run by people who aren’t trying to destroy society at least.
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Nov 5, 2022 20:05
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Get your rear end to Mars, elon
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Nov 5, 2022 20:23
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Azhais posted:The people that know how to fix problems were fired, they only kept coders that commit their entire venv Lmao. drat you .gitignore you cost me this job!!
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Nov 5, 2022 23:02
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War. War never changes, for $8 a month
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Nov 6, 2022 00:50
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Lmao what a goddamn baby How do idiots like this get into positions of power
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Nov 6, 2022 01:07
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Man I just can't imagine the potential security implications if you are inviting aggrieved ex-employees back who still have very little in the way of actual security. If they are given really generous contracts to come back maybe it would be ok but still, lol at what they could slip in there.
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Nov 6, 2022 05:00
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Man I really hope musk doesn’t show up on the revived futurama as a head in a jar (he definitely will)
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Nov 6, 2022 18:43
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I was listening to the Opening Arguments podcast this morning and they were talking about how bad musk has tanked tesla’s stock to buy a lovely vastly overpriced company that he won’t be able to make the debt payments on and it is just amazing to have all the incredible fuckups laid out so succinctly. Tesla stock is down more than 30% and almost surely there will be a big shareholder lawsuit to address musk’s dumbfuckery. It’s almost a completely own goal fuckup. Oh and on top of all that they figure musk has probably shaved about $100billion off his net worth, lol.
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Nov 6, 2022 20:19
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Big Scary Owl posted:I decided to try out Mastodon after hearing about it and I have no clue how it works Lol yeah I’m relatively tech aware and I just read a blurb about it and think “god that sounds like a headache” and don’t bother with that. I get all my social networking from these fine forums.
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Nov 6, 2022 21:12
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Blarghalt posted:SA has everything, really. Stupid arguments, moronic clout chasing, and if I ever feel the need to see some slurs, I'll just look at the code Just needs post like counters for that dopamine hit! (God I am kidding never ever add this)
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Nov 6, 2022 21:14
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What the over/under on number of female twitter execs that leon knocks up? I say the line is 2.5 and I take the over.
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Nov 7, 2022 01:46
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davecrazy posted:Can't wait till he starts doxxing people. This is what I thought when thinking about trolling him, I didn’t have any DMs on there but my phone number was linked and in the million to one chance he decides to make my life hell, ugh no thanks. I doubt I would hit on the perfect troll post to cause it but it could potentially happen where a billionaire doxxes me and sends his legion of brain damaged fans after me
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Nov 7, 2022 02:34
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gently caress him up Cody
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Nov 7, 2022 03:25
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aw frig aw dang it posted:do it Elon. ban @jack Banned for mod sass
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Nov 7, 2022 03:55
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Party Ape posted:Remember jack is the dumbass who kept his share of twitter rather than taking the vastly inflated buyout offer. Freaks like Ellison and the saudis too but they are doing it to undermine western democracy and in that respect it’s a fuckin bargain for them
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Nov 7, 2022 03:59
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Heath posted:Probably so he could not be banned Hmm new revenue idea for Jeffery: prepaid ban evasions
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Nov 7, 2022 04:01
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:which Ellison are you talking about? Harland or Brett Easton? No, Larry Ellison, the Oracle chud
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Nov 7, 2022 04:13
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I had a joke for the other two. Now I'm at a loss So many Ellisons! That Ellis got biz-ay!
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Nov 7, 2022 04:15
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QuarkJets posted:They have a huge division dedicated to trying to integrate 3d gaming into the platform, it's... not going well They dumped $15 billion on that garbage in a year, lmao.
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Nov 7, 2022 04:28
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DrPossum posted:lol what did he do? His second appearance as a bloated flatulent corpse
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Nov 7, 2022 19:44
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Elon being CEO of 3 companies plus whatever he is at Twitter leads one to wonder - how much work do CEOs actually do
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Nov 7, 2022 19:47
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nexous posted:Here is the helpful chart loving assholes get to claim having lunch is doing business, lol.. Disgusting.
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Nov 7, 2022 19:50
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Zuck will be killed when his oculus crotch piece malfunctions and sucks all his bodily fluids out while he's having vr sex with his own avatar (still no legs tho)
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Nov 7, 2022 19:55
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Is Ed Zitron a poster here? Show you are self!! https://ez.substack.com/p/musks-kobayashi-maru Kobyashi maru reference and a SA shoutout (and @Arr!). You been made!!
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Nov 8, 2022 08:32
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Missed this one but still a lol https://twitter.com/disasterlaster/status/1589404424086355968
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Nov 8, 2022 09:43
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He wears a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnnng jacket
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Nov 8, 2022 21:38
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goatface posted:He should fist himself in the bum until he stops caring about material things and takes up monastic onanism.  the true path to enlightenment!
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Nov 8, 2022 22:55
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Esther is the worst type of engineer quisling - old enough she should loving know better than to run interference for a lovely boss, possibly THE shittiest boss. Just keep smiling and nodding and saying “on it boss” while you reach out to your industry contacts to gtfo asap
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Nov 9, 2022 02:35
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Revins posted:honestly doing more than sending rovers to and probes past/to orbit around mars to gather information, like we've been doing, is loving stupid. there's never going to be a human space colony because space is loving brutal and its approximately an eternity away to the nearest planet that could potentially maybe become habitable if we pour an endless amount of money into it The combination of radiation, a low oxygen content habitat atmosphere and constant near starvation food level will result in the perfect brain damaged audience for musk’s lovely humour so I am surprised he isn’t in more of a rush to get there.
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Nov 9, 2022 04:52
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Durzel posted:Is it not far more likely to be the case that she’s angling for a promotion to potentially a C-level position? The way she’s running interference for Elon - as you say - will no doubt mark her out as being a “strong team player”. At the moment she’s pretty much all he’s got in terms of internal support, it seems. Elon’s not going to fire someone who was photographed by a “colleague” “sleeping” in the office to get his latest brainfart delivered, he’s more likely to take notice of her, I would’ve thought. Oh it’s a fine career move but it just makes you an rear end in a top hat. Usually they’re fine with that though. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 9, 2022 04:55
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It’s weird how the people with the most money have absolutely no idea how to best enjoy it or spread it around to benefit others. Just absolute clownshoes.
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Nov 9, 2022 05:16
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:It’s a mental disorder. Most people make a few million, they gently caress off, retire, do what they want to do in life. The same urge that drives billionaires to make a billion dollars in the first place, prevents them from ever doing this. Outliers like Notch who wasn’t driven to make billions (I don’t think) but happened to be lovely and/or have mental disorders that money cannot cure as well after lucking into a massive payday.
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Nov 9, 2022 05:35
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Analog posted:Hi. I’m Elon Musk and I recommend that you vote Republican in order to balance things out. I also chug piss. Somehow you are now banned from twitter?!
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Nov 9, 2022 09:00
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Watch out folks discussing a certain elon stan/employee is probatable, apparently! 
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Nov 9, 2022 18:45
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Tiny Timbs posted:No, just being a creep and speculating about her sex life is. hmm yes something I absolutely did not do, but regardless
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Gros Tarla posted:gently caress I was reading this while putting the baby to sleep and now I woke her up laughing manically The liked by .. Nude Gingrich (official) really put it over the top for me
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