Valko posted:

Provided I don't go gray or bald in the next year, it will return.

Hackers film 1995 posted:

i finally trimmed my beard so that spinz would like me.

Sitting Here posted:

Desert Bus posted:

Are using a guard on the clippers??? I've done like a decade of shaved head, and you are clearly a handsome man, but you still got that fuzz. You can get it so much cleaner.

Nooner posted:

Good puppies (:

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

i like my haircut

Elentor posted:

No one:
My girlfriend turning my hospital room into a photoshoot:

Batterypowered7 posted:

I bought them for her! We have the same shoe size so it makes it easy to buy her shoes. She is indeed cool. She likes doing themed selfie shoots:







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And just a regular selfie.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Are you loving kidding me?

So I found a ton of Penny's toys. They were under the stove.



edit: yes yes I know I need to clean under there

blight rhino posted:

i'm a gray medusa.

and this is my poo poo dragon tribal that I got when I was sixteen. Like, 24 years ago. Dunno if anyone could even cover it, or make it into something cool. it's on my calf.


more than a bit embarrassed by it. lol

(i'm also the little pimple)

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Looks like it would be a local police "please call us if you can identify these people."

Sid Vicious posted:

i got mushroom horns at the medieval faire

kntfkr posted:

bleh

Desert Bus posted:

Why are you smoking a Virginia Slim 100. That is what my mom used to smoke. Are you my mom?

kntfkr posted:

start simple by curling your baby

Grammarchist posted:

Found a weird hat at a flea market and now it's on my head. I'm only a quarter German and I've never seen the sea, but it's comfortable.

Grammarchist posted:

Haven't had much luck. Are you familiar? From what I can gather the hat is either West German or Austrian and belonged to a fisherman that immigrated in the last few decades. Tracks with the general demographics of my community.

Not sure if West Germany ever used the Federal Eagle in tandem with the old Imperial nonsense, but flag chat was never my specialty. Going into my gag gift pile come Christmas time unless it's somehow connected to Operation Gladio, in which case it gets binned.

The Bloop posted:

Went to a cool place today

e: removed

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Ask him for his Discord

fcc compliant bob posted:

Na dog. 130 pictures all formulaic. 10 weren't unusable. 1 passed the Photofeeler test. I could have bought a $400 camera and handed it to a grade schooler and achieved better results with trial and error.
Snappr asks for examples of the style you want before the shoot. She didn't look at them and didn't care. I wanted something complimentary to my looks. More like a model shoot that these OnlyFans and Instagram models get.
She was having none of that. Always insisting I demonstrate straight posture. Suck up my gut. "Chin up." "Shoulders up". "Back". "Now smile". I'm naturally tall and lanky so it was a forced look for me.
Short of recruiting and paying single women to voluntarily go online and participate in some no-incentive photo experiment, they're not sampling from girls who actually swipe on guys.
All the Photofeeler judged criteria operate under an inauthentically framed presumption of mistrust, poor character, low social emotional or social IQ. No 2 people judge the same photo or beauty with the same criteria.
So setting the conditions to judge them is creating a problems to sell the cure. They should literally just be "Would you swipe left or right on this person?"
Pretty much like a casino. The more hoodwinked the customer and off the radar the numbers are, the better they do.
The fact that it's likely as infested with bots is somewhere between Twitter and Ashley Madison.

It's 15% of the people that are absolute smokeshows. AND that those are the ones who end up with 90% of the dates. So what they don't continue to tell you is that the odds of a date, with those numbers is maybe something closer to a fraction of a percentile.
Or the odds over time when played out, might lead to a few dates, but all the planets have to be aligned correctly. And in the meantime. Here. Pay us $30 to increase those supposed odds.
The deceptive perpetuation of the illusion of a level clean playing field and charging people wasted time money and in-app engagement to fix a problem that shouldn't have ever been there in the first place.

fcc compliant bob posted:

Right. I just added that before I posted here to keep some anonymity and some attempt at self-deprecating commentary.

dinahmoe posted:

First picture is from my first big night out since becoming disabled (Elvis Costello, playing in my hometown!) Second picture is of my sport utility walker. I have another one that does not have pneumatic wheels, but this one can go in the woods and on the beach. Pretty cool.

Windows 98 posted:

I still cant get over how normal yall look. wheres the guys with swords and anime pillows in the background. where are the people with desks that look like disaster zones.