UKMT Summer 2022 - The Pipes, The Pipes Are Empty

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biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

kingturnip posted:

I hope they replace every picture of The Queen on coins with Hello.jpg

Wouldn't the goatse side be 'tails' rather than 'heads'?

Edit: beaten. I'm not the only person here contemplating goatsecoin this morning.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2022 06:54

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 13:09

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

Chaos with Ed Miliband

# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 09:40

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

OwlFancier posted:

There's a plan, I just haven't told anyone about it yet.

Kieth's Big Plan

1. A cop in every house

# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 21:35

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

fuctifino posted:

https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1539005339814830080

Plum give out

# ¿ Jun 21, 2022 08:54

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

Big Boris Knew

# ¿ Jul 5, 2022 20:31

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

When Gazza turned up to try to sort out the Moaty incident, that was the moment reality broke and we ended up here.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2022 22:02

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWmxeaz6ftE&ab_channel=Gr8Brit

# ¿ Jul 5, 2022 22:55

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

He's the shittiest would be Mussolini we've got.

Until the next one.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2022 14:57

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

# ¿ Jul 6, 2022 22:16

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

LEDGERND

# ¿ Jul 7, 2022 09:32

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

https://twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1544459707749892096

Scrolltags plz

# ¿ Jul 11, 2022 17:22

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

At 5am this morning, one of my cats decided it was time for a snuggle.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2022 17:20

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

1965917 posted:

Anti-Corbyn Labour officials covertly diverted election funds away from winnable seats, Forde report finds

Who knew?

Big Kieth Knew

# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 15:22

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

piano chimp posted:

All these woke moralists complaining about "uncontrolled wildfires" and "entire villages burning down". Some people moan about everything. Just need to look on the bright side for once. Never seen anyone turn down a free BBQ.

House on fire?

BREAK OUT THE BURGS
SIMPLE AS

# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 16:50

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

All the effort was spent on monstering Corbyn, none on providing any sort of alternative.

Johnson, Truss, Kieth.

They're not sending their best.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 19:52

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

Guavanaut posted:

Must have been the Billy that made me misread that as DUP.

Second train this week that's tried driving down the Falls Road, sparks flying from its wheels, sectarian abuse coming from the driver's cab.

An excuse for me to repost this gem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqi6T2ZqL9Q

# ¿ Jul 21, 2022 18:00

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

I think it's time to post some facts

TRUSSY IS MORE OF A LEJ THAN ARE BORIS

# ¿ Jul 22, 2022 17:22

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

OwlFancier posted:

Who's ready for sexy starmer? Featuring three word slogans!

A load of bollocks!

Fabulous celebrity endorsements!

The whole thing:

Also he really does have a weird way of signing his name, mr... lev satan?

I have a catchy three word slogan

gently caress
OFF
KIETH

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 21:12

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

Guavanaut posted:

It's traditional though, Victoria pegged Albert up his ducal entrance. It all goes back to the imperial system and how many rods you can get in a ring.

This. Heard of Edward the Confessor? What do you think he was confessing?

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 23:04

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

Tomberforce posted:

Edward ii took it a bit far though...

I don't think he owned up to it.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 23:21

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

Truss will ensure the poor stay nice and toasty for the rest of their lives by burning them.

Kieth will briefly agonise about the cost-effectiveness of using petrol before demanding the burnings be sped up.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2022 23:46

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

Failed Imagineer posted:

https://twitter.com/LeftieStats/status/1555594742334881792?t=w3MF4Bvyk4V9ai2o63RpRg&s=19

Any other leader wouldn't be -20 points ahead

Groundhog day for what passes as the Labour Big Brains.
"The numbers aren't great, we need to go further to the right".

# ¿ Aug 6, 2022 10:02

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

OwlFancier is a good lad who makes posts in the W&R Soviet Republic thread which shows he has impeccable taste in games.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2022 09:02

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

I had a nice week in Ohrid (N. Macedonia) pre pandemic. Took a day trip to Tirana while we were there for an extra adventure.

Lake Bled in Slovenia is also very nice.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2022 15:59

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

forkboy84 posted:

No, you get a sweet donut cut in half with a savoury pie in the middle and you'll like it

If only you could still wash it down with a nice cooling glass of the Moray Cup.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2022 11:25

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

When I saw mushroom head - I was born - I was dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wtSY8IbEOs

Perfect music to bong out to. What a pity I've never bonged.

Can confirm that Can & Bong is good.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2022 22:49

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

Weak as piss

# ¿ Aug 23, 2022 22:33

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 13:09

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

crispix posted:

if only the lorries realised their power against so small and few polises

Anarcho-DAF Commune when?

# ¿ Aug 23, 2022 22:53

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