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jiggerypokery posted:no it's definitely the trans women and or immigrants Oh and all the people who grew up getting their brains wrapped by video nastiest. Aren't you glad they were banned now! If they hadn't all of the UK would currently be looking like the inside of the ladies toilets!!!
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Pistol_Pete posted:Better than video game chat, I guess. Well know you just pretty much guaranteed the next few pages will be discussions about Pistol_Pete posted:piss, poo poo and vomit In video games. That's on you!!!
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a pipe smoking dog posted:Yeah if we are learning one thing today its that there are too many ministers Boris once again shows his cunning brilliance by enacting this bold strategy to make the ministry more efficient!
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a pipe smoking dog posted:I think if the chief whip tells him to resign it's all over. Oh god I hope he at least for a week or so, tries to go for the stupidest option of no whip and no election, so an ever dwindling amount of ministers remaining need to just daily justify why they're staying on. dr_rat fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Jul 6, 2022 |
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Guardian reporting he's been told there is ministers waiting for him at No.10, to tell him to resign. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2022/jul/06/boris-johnson-rishi-sunak-sajid-javid-resignations-uk-politics-live-latest I hope he doesn't go back there and just goes on the run.
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Jul 6, 2022 17:02
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Haha, they actually waiting till Monday? Like it's only a couple of days, but oh is the medias going to be brutal. Hopefully Boris will of managed to find a few new ways to additionally gently caress over the tories before than.
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Jul 6, 2022 17:39
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forkboy84 posted:What sort of absolute turd is crying because Boris Johnson is getting pushed? loving hell. I mean the type of absolute turd who decided to work for Boris Johnson I guess. Probably one of his top selection criteria.
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Jul 6, 2022 17:58
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Hahah, the hell? https://twitter.com/NicolaSturgeon/status/1544722873620758531
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Jul 6, 2022 18:00
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The_Doctor posted:Have they taken him behind the chemical shed yet to meet the firing squad? As far as I can tell they're waiting till ever last minister has had a chance to send in their resignation. A very uncharacteristic display of fairness from the tories I must say.
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grobbo posted:Loyal to the last, Harry Cole now appears to be proposing that this is *actually* all a deliberate tactic by Boris planned since last night, and he's summoning the saboteurs to him so he can crush their spirits one by one.
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Jul 6, 2022 19:09
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happyhippy posted:Gove is going to release a tape of Boris doing some sick poo poo. Unfortunately Gove's version of sick poo poo is like patting a puppy on the head and telling the puppy how good it's been, or having a nice time with friends at a park or something, so the devastating tape release will just leave most in the media confused.
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Jul 7, 2022 01:37
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TulliusCicero posted:Has Boris declared for the Cavaliers yet? I just checked and yes to one of those, but news sources are a bit unclear on which one. So hedge your bets I guess? 
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:So how are we doing in the bunker? It has Boris Johnson married all of his mistresses and has Jacob moggs getting the cyanide capsules ready? Last we heard he told Moggs to give the Cyanide capsules out, then when Mogg was done he tried to find Boris, an all anyone could find was an open back door blowing in the wind. This is why country estates make terrible last stand fortified bunkers.
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Angepain posted:The Graph is back Also in the comments, "Gove is not included as he was fired and did not resign".
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quote:Boris Johnson has agreed to resign, but wants to stay on as PM until new Tory leader elected by autumn LOL he's really is going to keep trying to just draw this out as long as possible isn't he? As long as it means the tories party keeps festering then good for him. Also If he manages it are all those ministers just going to... unresign?
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Jul 7, 2022 09:23
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Well hopefully this shall be a glorious trainwreck:quote:Downing Street has issued a statement saying: “The prime minister will make a statement to the country today.” Boris Johnson is expected to deliver it from No 10 before lunchtime.
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lilljonas posted:Future people will be baffled over a comparatively small scandal scuttling him compared to, well, *vaguely point at everyhing Boris has done ever* Any future films /tv productions about the downfall of Boris will only work if they lean into it naturally being a comedy.
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Flayer posted:He's always late for these things and he's not going to resign Three month late for the press conference you say. It would be great if he just keeps on trying to delay it by saying he's not finished his speech yet. It would be such an utterly pathetic boris thing to do.
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Jul 7, 2022 12:09
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Just sitting here watching the coverage, waiting for the lectern to resign.
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most interesting thing so far is some yelling in the background. All fluff.
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Oh benny hills back Edit: yeah it's over. what a garbage speech.
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Jul 7, 2022 12:37
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Polls probably pretty useless, but still lol: https://twitter.com/jamesjohnson252/status/1545033843480084482
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Has anyone just tried asking him discreetly, hey if we make sure you can still have your shindig there will you just step down?
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BalloonFish posted:Some Victorians wanted to build a 950-ft pyramid on top of one of London's few hills, with an internal honeycomb structure, each cell of which would be the resting place of 24 corpses...with a total capacity of (iirc) 5 million dead Londoners. Now it's just a metaphor for the rest of the Victorians being completely lame and not going ahead with the awesome gigantic Pyramid of Death. 
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Tesseraction posted:Johnson's firing wrath backfires after he tries to fire Michael Gove again but Gove holds up a mirror and Johnson fires himself Oh can tories be defeated by 80's teen horror movies logic, cos than everyone needs to stop believing in them and they can't hurt people no more. Hopefully they don't work by Grimm's fairy tales, or Ancient Greek myth as like yeah like everyone just dies horrible in them. 
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Jippa posted:You can wrap the bottle in a towel or cloth as well. Yeah, frozen ice bottle is usually better in a thin towel/sheet (also cooled if poosible). Also no AC, water on yourself plus fan is really good at cooling. Also cold bath if you have a bathtub. Keep the door closed, and when you get out don't drain the water till it gets near room temp.
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Jul 19, 2022 12:41
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As a non brit, "Visiting fellow of the policy Exchange, Lord Moore of Etchingham" That's a real person, place and/or title? Like you're taking the piss right?? Right???
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Private Speech posted:The one who is poised to win. Why am I getting uncanny valley vibes from this. Like it's obviously a photo, but there is so much about it that just seems... off.
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OwlFancier posted:We do the same analysis every time it's posted but please take note of the photo frame that is plugged into the coffee machine and the two foot high skirting board. Also the seat/table(?) that the photo is on has three support wood beams near it's base. Why not four, that's just how you do that right... also why is there their those heightened bits on top, when it is clearly it's meant to have something resting on it, and that just makes that harder to do? Oh god now you have me actually looking at all the tiny details that I mean probably do have like some sort explanation I guess but are just that bit off. Why are there so many!
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Ah got it, so that would be why the three tables in the photo are of different heights I guess? Anyway as a true conservative I say only birds should nest and nesting tables are immoral at a most basic level.
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Dabir posted:Nazi fucks are getting cute using soundalike words for "Jews". I've seen "greasy chu" elsewhere. This is one of those times when what is being said is so bat poo poo crazy I honestly don't know if they were trying to be subtle about a "blame the Jews for everything" thing, or if they were legit thinking satellites were beaming lasers into dew on the ground to start fires. Most likely both I guess. Edit: Apraxin posted:I think in this case they mean D.E.W.s: Oh, yeah okay. That does explain the random capitalization. Just thought they were doing the classic old person randomly capitalize thing rant. dr_rat fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Jul 19, 2022 |
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crispix posted:thatcher died alone, unloved and incontinent in a hotel room not knowing who or where she was, because she was a soulless psycho who went without sleep for decades Pretty sure dying alone, unloved and incontinence is a hotel room is a fate a lot of tories would think would be a very fine one as long as the hotel room was expensive enough.
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From that chart seems to me that some sort of mix of water/oxygen batteries are the way to go. ...Oh the machines from the matrix knew what they were doing after all. Sweet, lets just do that.
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Guavanaut posted:
Those graphs clearly show the water is at the exact same level. Everything is fine.
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According to this Nessie is roughly 16km long. Like the gently caress, is everyone looking for Nessie blind? Bastards a bloody mountain.
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Microplastics posted:I did think about that. I'm assuming he misspoke and meant to say it the other way around. Probably giving him to much credit though. I mean either way he's still a prick who want's to cut benefits when people are already barely hanging on, so doesn't really matter.
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Necrothatcher posted:A Keith and a Rees Mogg
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OzyMandrill posted:Keir Starmer in the bottom left outed as a tory voter I see. I mean is that really "outing" him. Pretty sure there must of been at least one recent interview where he's mentioned being a life long tory voter who's just very confused about how he got his current job positions.
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