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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

that sounds wheely good

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Mebh posted:





Jesus loving christ. What a thing to see before bed.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

very gentle tossing

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Ash Crimson posted:

What about terry schiavo

she'd be better but iirc she's not an MP and therefore can't lead the party

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i look forward to the upcoming kudzu/humbolt squid ecosystem once all the trees vanish in a puff of smoke because we didn't finish the colony ship secret project in time

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

*Keith writes down a note*

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



credit to him, he's trying to improve

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

The Perfect Element posted:

I use Credit Karma.

yeah but he's broken almost all of his leadership campaign promises

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

UKMT:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i mean you probably wouldn't want to show your copies to someone you hoped to have sex with, unless you'd just finished your shift at parliament and it was to lure them into the van

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

seeing all these cabinet positions opening up, starmer dares to dream

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Another one down

https://twitter.com/willquince/status/1544583312353673217?t=qZduL0oIa69dvTPTeJ7JTw&s=19

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Answers Me posted:

Gonna be amazing if he causes the Queen to peg

one of the weirder possible outcomes but i think it's still in with a shot

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Matinee posted:

Sorry... what?

Was this something that his handlers specified beforehand? Would he just go full pig-at-the-trough mode?

:psyduck:

he'd get his urges mixed up and attempt to father his n-th child on a cheese and pickle sandwich

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

OwlFancier posted:

I could definitely fight any politician in a lift and win.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://twitter.com/MikeGapes/status/1545733055930929153

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

fuctifino posted:

My public vaping stunts

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

OwlFancier posted:

There was a big one in my bedroom last night

i was sort of skimming the thread and didn't realise that this was in relation to moths, and not to votes of no confidence

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1547649123439878147

"we've had twelve years of low growth under this government, it's the single biggest failure of this government"

wait, but

Jedit posted:

Welp, with the estimate that two thirds of deaths were preventable by good government action, that puts the Cameron/May/Johnson government officially ahead of the Hitler government for killing British people.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

cat staggering and scromiting, thermometer protuding as it lazily stumbles into furniture

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://twitter.com/SteveBartlettSC/status/1549019143197921280

a fresh terror to incarceration - you get podcasted at

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Necrothatcher posted:

So the Forde report essentially says precisely the same thing as what got Corbyn kicked out of the party.

for keir starmer to retain any credibility he must remove the whip from the Forde report

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Is there a 2 word summary?

Mods Knew

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


mm yeah drive a tesla to stop fires

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

think i preferred the original phil collins version

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the roads are blocked with vehicles, due to policies that most of the electorate there voted for, so it's going to be quite difficult for the local residents to use their cars and drive places

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

that's an incredibly low standard of proof

e: not the photos of the tesla. that's quite a high standard

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Failed Imagineer posted:

now legitimately have empathy and respect for him lol.

lol

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Switzerland posted:

Thank you for doing the needful. And ouhhhhhh...

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

crispix posted:

who even is advising keith lol

i could do it

like just with these stupid posts

i sort of thought you were

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Just Another Lurker posted:

I've watched people die in front of me so i'm not trolling in case anyone thinks my reply is too cold.

edit: not a medical person btw.

not one of the more reassuring edits

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

who's coming to the barbecue this weekend?

oh we got darren, sally, steve, rashmi, Nonce Steve, and paul. should be good!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

OwlFancier posted:

I've never had the chance to eat mutton and would like to.

i have good news, relating to the coming food crisis

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

pubic services

just a number 3 short back and sides with a little off the top please, mate

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Failed Imagineer posted:

Yikes I knew that English water was bad but didn't realise most of England is just chugging liquefied poo poo and loving it

https://twitter.com/BylinesScotland/status/1559212977353547776?t=NC8FAdghHy3qx9-lDu_Iig&s=19

Possible that privatising these utilities doesn't improve standards? hosed up if true

wait, you drink from rivers? the article indicates that in england all the water companies spew sewage out into rivers at the slightest provocation, not that the tap water itself is bad.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GaXa8tSBE

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://twitter.com/Vince_Evans1/status/1564187160739209216

keithers...

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://twitter.com/RobinUpTree/status/1564912932772876288

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