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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Elon musk died from chugging whale cum from the source.

:rip:

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

CODChimera posted:

last month we lost LastGirl. who will we lose next?

hopefully everyone














:evilbuddy:

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Jon Irenicus posted:

when I got Covid and got the pax my mouth tasted like rotten grapefruit for about five days straight



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTgWdXrx3U

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

the dollops of cum all over that framed picture adds to the classic patina.

:hfive:

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

thank g*d. biden saved democracy

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

lol

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

check out this classic Maryland eccentric, Butch Willis. if you're unfamiliar with him, well, I promise you've never heard music quite like this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDuMoDL59CE

this is really good

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Oct 9, 2001

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Oct 9, 2001

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tacodaemon posted:

that cable access show was run by the same two guys who made Heavy Metal Parking Lot (which also takes place in Prince George's County, Maryland, where Forestville is)

the guy playing his throat is named Al Breon

it's been a while since I've rewatched heavy metal parking lot

wild how these are all connected

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
there was a TAS (tool assisted speedrun) of Ocarina of Time on Summer Games Done Quick just a short while ago

and wow it was good. they reprogrammed the game to show off leftover beta content that was buried in the game. and then they created a completely new ending that was pretty wild

A++++ watch

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Oct 9, 2001

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Schnorkles posted:

i wouldn't bet against trump in a GOP primary because he's at his absolute best dunking on republicans

my fav trump insult from the 2015 primaries was when he told JEB! that his brother was responsible for 9/11. and also when he told Ted Cruz that his dad helped kill Kennedy (or something like that)

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Oct 9, 2001

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Buddykins posted:

its been awhile but i really want some loving cocaine right now and i have no way of getting it since im outside dallas

where are you at now?

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
this is literally buddykins as he tries to buy drugs off the metaspace markets

https://twitter.com/1000waystodi3/status/1542809867441815552

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
the trolly is lastgirl, the switch operator is DryGoods, and the people on the tracks are the cspam mods

https://twitter.com/defectivepigg/status/1542924359995645955

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Oct 9, 2001

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Plinkey posted:

outside dallas, duh

i was hoping buddykins made it to nyc so he could binge drink at bars in til 4am every night

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Oct 9, 2001

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Consummate Professional posted:

my mom has recently started to believe the CIA is an active, evil force in daily life. she ain't wrong

buy her a forums account and introduce her to the cspam Epstein thread... :whitewater:

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I remember the JEB! campaign spent millions mailing out these envelopes with built in led screens that played JEB!'s life story or some poo poo

hundreds of millions of donor money spent poorly on the Bush family fail son. (good to know that JEB!'s loser son lost out to a literal crime goblin for TX attorney general ha!)

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
here's a fun fact: George HW Bush was visiting Dallas the day Kennedy was assassinated. he doesn't remember what brought him to Dallas that day nor where he was at the time of the assassination

:thunk:

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
cumshitter didn't want to go out like Stan Chera. cumshitler went out his own way and I reapect that

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
night crew is a mess
night crew has no energy
night crew is a waste

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
buddykins where are you living now? someone said you left the warm embrace of dallass

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
dallASS

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Oct 9, 2001

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Buddykins posted:

mckinney lol I dont think the city is a good place for me any more

I agree :hai:

also I thought you left the state. anyway it's a step in the right direction :hfive:

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I'm trying to get my family to leave Texass before it turns into an apartheid country

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Oct 9, 2001

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Buddykins posted:

came back home and my buddy's dogs ripped up my nabokov book and found this on the floor in addition to ripped up pages




that dog doesn't like pornographic novels I guess :shrug:

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
this is freaky :stare:

https://twitter.com/jam2go/status/1542996487755407362

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Oct 9, 2001

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emfive posted:

McKinney isn't Dallas only to people unfamiliar with DFW. It is a continuum of sprawl from McKinney to Dallas, through countless other nominally different towns. Also in other directions.

I once flew into dfw and the 45 minute descent to land was nothing housing sprawl

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Oct 9, 2001

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https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1543291990493650945

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Oct 9, 2001

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RealityWarCriminal posted:

jack pobosociec was in the military and his job was handing the piss samples

and he was caught embezzling

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Oct 9, 2001

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lol

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Oct 9, 2001

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:hai:

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Thoatse posted:

plinky eat the pretzel crab


use some old bay on that crustacean

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Oct 9, 2001

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titty_baby_ posted:

My gf nd i haven't had sex in a while because she's been traveling a lot for work & we've both been stressed and tonight she got back and we got drunk nd riled up and started fooling around and within 15 minutes she said she was in pain and we had to stop and then I remembered all the jalapeņos I cut earlier and now I'm sitting here cucked by peppers posting on c spam :(

:rip:


sage advice

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Oct 9, 2001

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Buddykins posted:

tag me in i'll help out

:whitewater:

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Oct 9, 2001

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Kedzie Matthews posted:

my wife is insisting we bring her astrologist to our therapy sessions with our emotional evolution counselor and i just feel like this will keep us from addressing our issues by going off onto needless sidetracks about star charts. i just dont know what to do anymore

you sound like a loving Gemini

smdh

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
this is PFC's origin story. except it wasn't his mom it was his wife

https://twitter.com/kirawontmiss/status/1543423987761520640

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