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steinrokkan
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Are you sure they are even patties

They look more like some kind of hosed up cookies??? to me

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KataraniSword posted:

What's more American than peanut butter and cultural appropriation?

Yeah I'm livid over what they did to ravioli :italy:

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rydiafan posted:

Are you equally confused by Graham cracker crusts on pies?

Graham cracker crust is good, while anything tainted with biscoffs is gross - known the difference

steinrokkan
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How would you rate the sexiness of the pig (1 - 10)? Asking for market research

steinrokkan
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Fresh scabs with a side of blood clots

steinrokkan
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Blood and rye grit is just blood sausage

And we always have it because it's delicious

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VictualSquid posted:

I normally like blood sausage, but I wouldn't buy it from wherever they got that picture from.

That's fair, it looks... Previously owned

steinrokkan
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Why do you ABSOLUTELY, UNCONDITIONALLY need bagels on a camping trip to the point you are scouring the land in search of them

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Ror posted:

good thing they added those two small bottles of dijon to smooth out the massive tub of yellow mustard

edit: ^^ I had to rewatch it a few times to check the label, it's French dressing

That's the chef's trick, a splash of Pitzmann's mustard really wakes up the flavors

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LifeSunDeath posted:

my buddy just sent me a pic from italy:

prolly super good but doesn't look good to me lol.

Why did he go all the way to Italy to repost this image.

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Zero_Grade posted:

Ms. Boebert I know your old one just got shut down, but these restaurant concepts keep getting worse.

As long as she doesn't start a restaurant inspired by the romantic tale of how she met her husband, it's fine

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Top right dad knows where it's at, get some bib and arm coverage for splatter but still plenty of open skin to help counter the food sweats

Scraps of his shirt melted onto his skin in a frying related accident. He doesn't mind, though, it hasn't affected his ability to enjoy fries and hot sauce.

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed





Looks like another example of European marketing people trying to peddle American products with no good idea how to properly position them?

steinrokkan
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No kidding, they are shrinking the bucket to only 15kg? What is this, mayo for ants?

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How appropriate that they put the emphasis on "rear end"

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Captain Hygiene posted:


"Uh you know what, I'm actually on a double diet today, no food at all. Thanks though"

It's so beautiful when the eggplants swim upriver in the fall

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Hirayuki posted:

Children in America don't need XXXXX-TRA MILD tacos. :colbert: And you can get the fun boats with regular old Mild seasoning just fine.

In other news, my kid picked up one of these for me:


Could be good; I'll try it later today. I still haven't found the Byte flavor anywhere. (Any ideas about the latest, blue WTFanta mystery flavor in the States?)

Thak god they specified this Coke is endorsed by Marshmello the artist, not Marshmello the UN ambassador or Marshmello the Fortune 500 CEO

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Captain Hygiene posted:


This post was made by meat stretchers gang

Which step in the depicted process caused the loose corn to materialize

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FreudianSlippers posted:

To get the correct pronunciation for Sous Vide you need to say "Sweet" like an old times prospector.

¨Suzie White

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Captain Hygiene posted:

a heart immediately after it's extracted from a live victim during a bloody ritual

Hey, that's considered a cupboard classic only among House of Lords members

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LifeSunDeath posted:



that'll be 600 dollars

LMAO these prices are in euros, loving poo poo:

80 dollar bowl of soup

You'll have to pay extra for the soup, 80 bucks gets you just the vegetables you'd normally find in the soup, I'm pretty sure

steinrokkan
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How do you know the mystery stew pictured from 1000 meters away isn't bad

Anyway, I hate plain boiled potatoes

steinrokkan
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Boeuf a la zit

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The Bloop posted:

Well I wasn't using image search but even some of yours are breaded


I think it's just a regionally variant term, like sausage

And no Americans involved!

You are both right, they are usually rolled in breadcrumbs, which means they are technically breaded, but not breaded breaded

steinrokkan
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But sausage in casing is a pudding... Truly sausage is a mystery

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Tiggum posted:



Together at last!

Where's the schnitzel?

steinrokkan
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lard cube, looking for somebody to gnaw on it

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redgubbinz posted:

Look, sometimes they struggle with the concept of grilled cheese, give em a break...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0

This is just the ultimate conclusion of cooking videos. They know nobody is actually following them to make food, it's just about the aesthetic, so gently caress feasibility, do the most bougie rustic video possible even if it breaks laws of physics. The other side of the same coin are those elaborate tik tok monstrosities where they mix piles of random crap on the counter, except that plays up white trash bullshit instead of snobbish middle class bullshit

steinrokkan
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So this is the "manga" I've heard so much about

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Is the theme "snake shedding its skin"?

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Tiggum posted:

saltier than any other brand of corn chip.

Is that really considered a bonus? I don't think I ever had a chip that I wished would be saltier

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Captain Hygiene posted:

I'm not sure what's going on, but I did side with the chicken

I believe that's the creature you get if you leave a trooper standing around in a Tiberium field for too long

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Freaquency posted:

The thought of paying for novelty ice cream on an installment plan is deeply depressing to me.

Better than paying for novelty cookies with your life

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Pookah posted:

That's a spicy box! They are robbing Ireland of one of its few culinary creations - the Spice Bag :argh:

Even in the popular genre of "slop poured into a box for the pigs to eat at home out of a through" this is really dire :chloe:

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Pookah posted:

"Soybeans Italiano" is an excellent username.

wwhy soy is piss. why soy is piss #italiano

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I love me some piping hot watermelon

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God drat kids today, getting all hopped up on jenkem and going to rag doll tea parties.

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Shooting Blanks posted:

https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/17/business-food/purple-tomato-gmo-scn-trnd/index.html

This is supposed to be healthier and have a longer shelf life than a regular tomato but purple.



I think the color is pretty attractive

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Child Trebuchet posted:

Mine smell like Fern Gully




Hmmm, seweretti

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I don't know what it is, but I'll have one of each

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