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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Cross posting this because this has to be in contention:
Click and read the thread for the ultimate curse.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
If you ever wanted to know if soda can go bad watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwibPdEOVk

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Yaldabaoth posted:

People refute that prophecy by denying it's true whereas I say even if it is true, Donald Trump should still be opposed because God wants the messiah to bring about Revelation by killing all life on Earth.
Either way it's a win for Evangelicals. :smugdon: is the Messiah? The new kingdom of Heaven is upon us. :chaostrump: is the Antichrist? He'll destroy the world with all the bad people and the real Messiah comes to rule the righteous that are left (mainly themselves).

Have some unrelated cursed images:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/ostrichson/status/1556473172265824257?s=21&t=TP4NdzDX5KNuH-iRW_FyEw

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Thanks for reminding me how people can have a very visceral reaction to hearing Aphex Twin.
https://twitter.com/shempiii/status/1121980954778558464?s=21&t=LLY-jTLlCQ4FwW419fj2Dg

Then again I paid :10bux: to see Autechre live and IMO :iia:.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

axolotl farmer posted:

Forbidden trail mix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8-uCob-_XE

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

This one should be in the blessed thread.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Get a time machine & call Howard Stern back in 1986:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ueIik7-j60&t=420s

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

I like how the orange barrel denotes it was an airsoft gun.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

The Fisherman's Wife's Boyfriend.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Liquid Chicken posted:

Intercom, "Fire and potential explosion on check out #5"



125lbs? Too :btroll:.

Also only deadlifting 150lbs? When the fat goon falls over, that poor robot can't carry him to safety.

Unrelated:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Nigmaetcetera posted:

What, cause they’re rapey? Humans are rapey too and you wouldn’t eat them.

It's not as much "wouldn't" as "shouldn't."

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Napoleon Dynamite shows how amazing life is in Idaho.

Unrelated:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

I'm now 99% sure that influenced Chuck Palahniuk in writing Fight Club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ooDX1NOzEM

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

"I'm the blackface of white supremacy" makes for a good thread title.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
NFL football season kicked off today, so that means watching commercials.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

SLOSifl posted:

Season 2 Finale: With the time travel mechanism revealed, the alien scientists prepare for the vampire army’s attack. Meanwhile the human vampire scientists make a game changing discovery about the alien dinosaurs - from the future. [New] [Finale]

Considering the original established that the devil is real during their Halloween episodes, this is not as far-fetched a plot line as you'd think.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Of course this was designed in Portland.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Azhais posted:



Hong Kong coffin home

They should've been watching Cars 2.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

There was a donut shop here in Portland that had a fried chicken sandwich where the meat was between 2 donuts.

I was sad when they stopped making them.

Unrelated cursed image:

An anatomical model in Naples, Italy.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I'll contribute to meat contamination derail with some home-made cursed images:

The point of cooking meat like chicken to 160-165°F is that harmful microorganisms are killed in <1 minute. This is pasteurization. The fun thing is that you can theoretically get the same result by cooking at a lower temperature for longer.


Back in August I put some chicken thighs in my sous vide at 135°F and let it go for 2 hours.


Mmmm... perfect medium rare chicken, though I admit the texture is not something I'm used to.


Ended up putting it in a salad.

Since I'm posting in September it's evident that I didn't die from this.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Seen pinned on the local trail's sign board:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

IDGI

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The Something Awful Forums > General Bullshit > The New Cursed Images Thread: Looking back even now my diaper crinkles in fear.

ultrafilter posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > The New Cursed Images Thread: uwu uwu uwu, that's the sound of the furlice
Acceptable only if the thread can play KRS-One in the background.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

It was a joke sign.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Thanks to recent legislation, I predict infant chiropractors will see increased business in Texas.

Particularly incredibly bad ones.



Unrelated cursed image.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Good to see John KrasinskiRichard Park is still getting work.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/bigcontentguy/s...agenumber%3D689

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
If it takes some dumb sugarcoating of seemingly toxic masculinity to get men into therapy where they can get rid of that trait, I'll let it slide.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Volcott posted:

It's commemorating that time like a billion animals died in a country-wide wildfire.

Ok that does make this cursed.

Somewhat related curse:

Warmer arctic waters have really hosed up the biome so that snow crabs are not able to thrive like they used to.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I wore contact lenses for >10 years and I never forgot I had them on, mainly because when I took them off I was blind AF. "Oh I can see? Must have my contacts in. Better remove them before bedtime."

Stacking them sounds insane.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Blessed IMO as you know exactly whose luggage is theirs.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Yaldabaoth posted:

Jesus that's enough to make me convert to a religion with kosher laws.

If the cow was killed under the kosher techniques, wouldn't consuming the cow vagina still make it ok? :thunk:


I don't know how kosher laws work.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
One simple trick to remove the houseless in your area!


Took me a second to parse what I was looking at. :golfclap:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

It goes from cursed to funny when you recognize the reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-N-NOmu-70

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Slap that (b)rear end.

Unrelated cursed image:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Honestly I thought Pigsfeet on Rye misspelled Picatinny as in Picatinny rail and since I didn't know that spelling is an actual slur makes me wonder what the gently caress is up with the US Military*.


*In regards to my own rhetorical statement:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6BPqhza60M

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Why does Avon Barksdale care about my car?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIbBs3pVU0k

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Azhais posted:

And a bonus spam wellington


Eh, I don't think it's that cursed. Then again I'm willing to try this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcCOruaDv5g

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