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*Japanese soldier lies dying on the ground after a failed infiltration attack* “Stereotypes about accents? Really? Not cool you guys. I think you all have some growing up to do!”
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Yaldabaoth posted:The curse is those platform shoes are so excessive that she looks like she's going to fall over when she walks, maybe tone them down a bit for safety? The curse is that weird, rapey, one-handed wall cornering thing they do in animes. So yes the curse, as usual, is anime. Yaldabaoth posted:The sequel to HE WATCH YOU NOW? 
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Aug 1, 2022 17:28
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Some dudes don’t know the difference between being interesting and trying really, really hard to appear interesting when you’re actually not
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Ravenna is indeed in Portage county. I hope he died doing what he loved - loving a rubber foot
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Raspberry Bang posted:https://twitter.com/shaunmoriarty/status/1554286164575588353?s=20&t=GWdxZ3QDVbcZ-ZRIMBtClg This is a Tim and Eric bit, right?
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Yaldabaoth posted:There is something inside each human that's much worse than a meer skeleton: 
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ultrafilter posted:He's lucky to have made it that long. Synthol in high doses is nasty stuff. It wasn’t even synthol quote:The injections Segato used in his pursuit to go bigger and bigger were comprised of 85% oil, typically sesame oil, 7.5% lidocaine, which is a painkiller, and 7.5% alcohol to sterilize the craziness that was about to be injected.
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Is don’t have bigorexia or anything and have never even thought about injecting poo poo into my muscles so in my ignorance I assumed the synth part of the name suggested it was a synthetic material
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That's Brandon Straka https://www.npr.org/2022/08/04/1115531903/a-judge-unleased-a-tirade-on-a-prominent-jan-6-defendant-for-his-post-plea-comme quote:Wednesday's hearing was ostensibly focused on an apparent mistake made by the court, in which a clerk accidentally unsealed sensitive records detailing Straka's cooperation with federal investigators. A coalition of media organizations, which includes NPR, had asked the court to unseal documents in the case. The court inadvertently made more available than the judge had intended. The grift never ends
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Not ruddy enough
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Humphreys posted:I go on weekends where the feeder machines arent monitored, so I tear a can in two and I double my refund! I just got to the part in Infra where you have to collect bottles and put them in a machine to get coins for the elevator
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A modeling gig is a modeling gig, I guess https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076214/
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My daughter is visiting relatives in Bohemia right now and they had to cancel a kayaking trip on the Moldau because the part they were going to be on was too low
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Agents are GO! posted:Response post there should have bad things to happen to them. I hope they lose their library card. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqGKZ3fzN1M
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Yaldabaoth posted:
Guh?
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What are the odds they took a picture of a clean car, spilled wine all over the seats, and then took the “before” photo?
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“Eat promptly” means “shovel this down your throat before you have a chance to realize how gross it is”
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BasicLich posted:also what the gently caress is vegetable oil and why does it need hydrogenating Unsurprisingly it’s a preservative measure so that the food can sit on the shelf longer and stay fresh at the cost of it not being healthy
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Fake news, hummingbirds are bugs. then why aren't they called hummingbugs?
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Bula Vinaka posted:Her face looks like someone ran Ben's face through Faceapp with the "female" setting. was that app called "genetics"?
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One time in New York I was at the port authority bus station and I watched an elderly homeless man piss himself in a seat and then cry. That’s my New York story
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DandyLion posted:That's some pretty nice furniture. I don't believe two shits in ghosts so what the hell is it really, 100+ years of moldy farts wafting up at night? Lead paint? Those bits of furniture look like what a manufacturer in the 1980s thought "fancy old furniture" looked like. It's not 100 years old
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Does her Adam have a giant boner?
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They’re one of these for your car
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Tour van for The Residents
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"So is it chicken?" "Um... yeah, sure"
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when you live in a unbridled capitalist hell world you gotta fill that hole in your soul with something, I guess
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That coffin must hella smell like farts
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