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Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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I wonder how long that thing would burn off of brain calories if you got it to light.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 06:27

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 14:40

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Rebel Blob posted:

That's just what British people look like.

Here is an example of an average male of this unfortunate breed:

As a kid I had one of those Things They Don't Teach You About History books and it described a foul meal served to Henry VIII. There were lots of colorful descriptions of how bad it was, but the one that stuck with me was the description of attendants having to filter gunky wine through their teeth.

It's good to see Brits are carrying on this sacred tradition.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2022 21:44

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... Veganism?

# ¿ Sep 7, 2022 14:25

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My dad is from Shelbyville, KY and has extremely strong opinions about KFC. He shares the same opinion as the Colonel, that the chain went entirely to poo poo after he sold it. Apparently the Claudia Sanders Dinner House was the only place you could get the original version of the fried chicken recipe, but that may have changed recently? It's for sale now.

I have heard it's spectacular in SE Asia, though. The best.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2022 16:42

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I'm usually pretty good about not being picky! I grew up in a country where we bleached our vegetables because everything was contaminated with human waste.

I will not eat KFC. I stopped the day my mom asked if "this gravy smells like sewage." It did. My lettuce literally fertilized with human poo poo didn't smell like sewage, but that gravy did. Nope, nope, nope.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2022 21:23

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Anything having to do with women makes dudes more feminine, and therefore more gay. Thus the most ungay thing you can do is have sex with many buff, hairy dudes. Remember:

No gals in sight? Son, you're alright!
A lady you've done? My poor gay son.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 17:44

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I was introduced to obscene candy names by a Swedish girl.
Which is something, considering I'm from the South.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 00:31

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Creature posted:

From what I�ve read about what it�s like in the US, Australian KFC seems like it�s better as well.

I miss their chips so much.

When I was younger my family moved to a developing country, so on holidays we'd get American fast food as a treat. I can shamefully tell you the KFC in Cairo is very good and the McDonald's in Bali served delicious spicy fries.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2023 11:37

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mobby_6kl posted:

Now I have to try it in the US. Because here it's not bad, maybe not gourmet level "elevated" fried chicken but I have no issue with it.

In the US I tried Popeye's and wasn't particularly impressed.

Nooooo, don't! It's absolutely inedible sludge. Colonel Sanders himself denounced it.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2023 13:01

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Wiggity wiggity what the gently caress

# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 13:38

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Has anyone cornered the market on making insane white woman cooking videos while the boyfriend whispers, "What the gently caress..." and "Oh god, no." in the background?
'Cause dibs.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 14:57

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Armitag3 posted:

Yes it�s the tiktoks where they have italian boyfriends

Dammit!

# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 15:14

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Drone_Fragger posted:

What.... Is the purpose of this product? Is it one of those bizare mouth shaper scams or is it a sex thing?

Looks like it's to turn your mouth into a toothless fleshlight, yeh.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 11:11

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Lost fingat

# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 15:51

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Maple burger might be p good, tho.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2023 23:15

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I guess I was naive to think posting your crimes to social media was a dumb teen thing, and I see that now.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2023 10:29

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-Zydeco- posted:

https://twitter.com/blabla112345/status/1641856283836809225

Jesus gently caress, bring back the spiders.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2023 21:32

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Pretty much. "This is important to me and has brought me peace of mind, and all women deserve that." without realizing that all women deserve to choose what's important to them.

I went around and around with this with my mom for ages about having kids. Her children are what she loves most and have made her the happiest, so it took her a long time to understand that having kids wouldn't do the same to me. It came from a good place and she finally understands my side, but it took a lot of conversation to see eye to eye.

# ¿ May 10, 2023 16:01

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Trans Rights Cativist

# ¿ May 24, 2023 18:24

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hazardousmouse posted:

goddamn I'd hang this above my toilet

Nice bathroom.
FOR A CLOWN TO poo poo IN.
AT THE CIRCUS.

# ¿ May 28, 2023 13:45

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Kirk Vikernes posted:

I thought that's where they store their piss since many women do not have balls.

Can verify. I often spray my boob piss at predators and escape in the piss mist.

# ¿ May 31, 2023 21:42

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Breetai posted:

I know of at least one Khaleesi who was born in 2023.

*Observes overt Nazi symbolism* Yaaaas, queeeeen!

# ¿ Jun 29, 2023 22:26

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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I've heard of pearly teeth but pearly eyes are a new one.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2023 01:13

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My parents' house has a drop ceiling in the basement and it's cursed. I also had an apartment in Portland with a drop ceiling in the hallway, which was really bizarre considering it was an otherwise cool old building near Pioneer Square.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2023 00:57

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maybealabia posted:

Straws felt more like a captain planet distraction from the real problem to me

A place I worked at took away personal trash cans to "reduce waste from bin liners" while coincidentally laying off janitorial staff, so yeh.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2023 21:00

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Super Dan posted:

I don't think anyone's really making fun of the TikTockers. They're just getting paid, and good for them. It's the fact that they have audience at all that's a little....concerning.

I got no issue with these girls getting easy money. I just don't understand these guys' kinks at all. Not to say I wouldn't step on a cake for cash if I need it, just... Like, what made you this way, my dude?

e: It reminds me of that old Creepypasta, "Normal Porn for Normal People."

# ¿ Jul 13, 2023 20:25

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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So you never question whether you're cumming or going.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2023 07:23

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Drone_Fragger posted:

I am currently having to figure out a way to explain to my son "why people are leaving half bottles of irn bru at the side of the road", because hes 4 and if i tell him its piss he will not try to drink it but will try to piss in bottles to see if he can.

"For birds to pee in."

# ¿ Jul 17, 2023 12:28

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Everything but the rat seems about right.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 23:29

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Did I get poe'd? I read the Manager Hoyden post as tongue-in-cheek what with the facetious use of "heroines" and describing incels as pale blobs to whom giving attention is like having to lick a toilet bowl.

Maybe I'm too tired, I dunno.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 10:47

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History Comes Inside! posted:

Banana hangers are a completely normal thing what new level of weird gooniness is this

I am seriously not understanding how anyone thought it was a sex thing. Like, I can not even fathom how that thing could possibly be a sex thing. There is a hook on it.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2023 21:00

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

I have a nice bowl for bananas. But then I eat the last banana, and it's just a bowl for nothing. Makes U

Actually wait no, that's why it's a nice bowl. It has its own value, to me.

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SpangeBub

# ¿ Aug 2, 2023 23:49

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Knormal posted:

Their left foot has a dick.

Well, you know what they say about big feet.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2023 09:53

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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T-boner

# ¿ Aug 9, 2023 04:18

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Imagine being able to worship anything in all the cosmos, imagined or otherwise, and picking Elon loving Musk.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2023 04:55

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Inceltown posted:

No

# ¿ Aug 10, 2023 05:18

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Raisins are fine on their own. They don't belong in anything.

Banana Breads/Loafs? No. Butter Tarts? No. Carrot Cake? No. Any kind of rice? NO!

Banana bread can work with raisins, IMO. You soak the raisins in spiced rum the day before to rehydrate them and it kicks rear end.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2023 05:35

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What are you guys who hate raisins tasting? They taste really close to dates to me, to the point I thought dates were big 'ol candied raisins as a kid.

God, I love 'em both. Sweet, jammy, and fruity.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2023 08:58