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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Ew.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

You know what?

gently caress it.

Have some webbed toes with a side order of nail fungus, I AM the Man from Atlantis!

Enjoy!



p sweet

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

i must compose posted:

Fuckin got that new av don't take it or I'll gently caress you up

*a ten dollar bill begins vibrating wildly in my wallet*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

i must compose posted:

I've known you for....how long has it been now?

Almost 85 years now...

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

mercenarynuker posted:

Jesus, that looks like it's hitting some kind of forcefield or something. What's with the weird omnidirectional spray

Exactly the same mechanic as putting your finger over the end of the hose while it's running.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

kazr posted:

This but unironically

God same.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Skeleton Ape posted:

My city is actually the best city. I won't tell you where it is though, because I don't want people to come here and make it like your favorite city

Would buy this t-shirt.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

This made me laugh uncontrollably for a minute there.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Ive had this before. Tasted funny.

heh

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Worst detective show ever

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Huh?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Me, an advertiser, tazing someone over and over until they play candy crush. Zap. Zap. Zap.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Motherfucker posted:

thats 1 thing u share in common with a dog, nerd

heh

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Blessed

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Edmund Sparkler posted:

I was raised vegetarian and let me tell you, I was pretty underwhelmed when I finally tried bacon. So many better meat products. I dont get what the hype was.

People needed a hobby. Bacon was just there.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mine was a joke, yours is just accurate.

:whitewater:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Waltzing Along posted:

Kinda want to gently caress that turkey.

That's gross. You're gross.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sous vide my balls!

Wait, no, I was joking.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

GABA ghoul posted:

It's a regular company that imports clothes from Bangladesh. Their unique selling proposition is that their social media accounts will refrain from posting anything that could indicate a support for minority rights or other progressive ideas.

Classy.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

wesleywillis posted:

How many people have put their dick in there?

That thing looks like it would pinch hell out of your dingus.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Like, blood blister status

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Drowning in pussy.

Yep, totally.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Being a good parent is not cursed.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The diminished glutes

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Don't be mean to my powerful friend

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Regardless of political affiliation, anyone who has ever called anyone a "lib" with or without any prefix applied is actually a loving idiot whose opinions on anything can be simply disregarded.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Dick Burglar posted:

found the shitlib

Found the idiot :hai:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

madeintaipei posted:

you probably think this post is about you

....but it is :confused:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Somehow, it not being anthropomorphic makes it a little more disturbing.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

My Spirit Otter posted:

lol nobody gives a gently caress if you got fired from mcdicks

I do.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

more falafel please posted:

i didn't realize there was footage of dana carvey learning about 9/11

lol brutal

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Is it holding a bong?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
For a minute I was all like "who the gently caress would melt a slice of cheese onto a steak"

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Ew.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

verbal enema posted:

MAN CHURCH IS NOT GAY

I say as I oil up my muscles in the locker room mirror

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Grey Cat posted:

Not gonna lie, I'd sift through some random old furry porn on an 8hr EP VHS Tape.
poo poo probably belongs in a museum of some sort by now.

Dragon porn? I could take or leave it. Gay dragon porn? I'm gonna go pop some popcorn. :suspense:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Doctor Bishop posted:

Eagerly awaiting your cameo in "Country Dragons Make Do" no doubt

Pfft.


lol

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

shut up about libertarianism you boring nerd

lol but yeah

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Here's a cursed image for you: You go to a house party and head down to the basement to take a couple bong hits. By the time you're done it's just you and Prvt Party. You hear the door at the top of the stairs lock. Prvrt takes off their trilby and begins to speak. There is no escape. No mercy. In the end you die having to listen about how if we just let all the drug addicts kill themselves with drugs there won't be any drug addicts anymore.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Neito posted:

As someone who's not a camper regularly, how is the PCT Hang irresponsable, and what would the alternative be in your mind?

(This sounds sarcastic, but I'm asking in good faith)

Specialized canisters that are "bear resistant" which basically means if a bear is willing to spend the time loving with it they will get it open but usually they just screw with it for a few minutes then wander off becasue it's more hassle than just eating the campers that are like 10' away.

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