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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Since nobody else will say it my autism will. Look at the pattern of grades. That's what is cursed.

(Really no idea though)

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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BrigadierSensible posted:

A reminder that in Japan, (and possibly other places), it is illegal to ride a pushbike whilst drunk. And the same fines/legal penalties apply as if you were driving a car.

Pretty sure bicycles in america are under most laws cars are. Speed limits and drinking included assuming you're on the street.

E: my uncle got a ticket on a bicycle. And SO's sister I think was pulled over too.

Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Jun 15, 2023

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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mobby_6kl posted:

TBH that's the least disturbing use for those molds

Boutta make me a literal fleshlight

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Doesn't florida also have some of the highest amount of lead pipes in america still?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Takes No Damage posted:

Listen to this anti-business unAmerican mother fucker, trying to take jobs away from good patriotic lead pipe layers :patriot:

Well I am an anti-lead gay communist so I suppose I'm unMURICAN as they come.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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:sweatdrop: oh no

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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I think he's kinda cute

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Scat or Die

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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ok but...

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Manager Hoyden posted:

I'm not counting, but it looks like less than half of those are even human :sigh:

The internet made a lot of people real hosed up, huh

I resemble that remark.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KZQaGX-5l8

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Vakal posted:

They are all VTubers now.

Can confirm, have made money from cartoon cam.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Unperson_47 posted:

This could be a yokai.

It is, you're looking for a shirime.
Shirime

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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I hate humanity.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Code Jockey posted:

yeah this is absolutely meant to manipulate people who don't know any better, who are desperate, etc

permanent record, lol.
May we contact this employer? [ ]yes [x]no

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Killingyouguy! posted:

A resume is like your dick: if it's too short noone will want you!!

It's not the length of your resume that counts, it's how you present it.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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My Spirit Otter posted:

ya, but the people theyre trying to, and probably succeeding at, intimidating are usually meek pushovers or people with little to no life experience

To be fair I get that, I was a meek pushover at my first couple jobs. My first job was at 14 or 15 (Idaho sad lol). You better believe I didn't know poo poo at that age and that was definitely abused.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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deep dish peat moss posted:

So what you're saying is eliminating conservative issues with sexuality would cure horny.

"Once everyone is super no one will be"

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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absorbent for those hot sweaty days.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Hasturtium posted:

I thought I was unshakeable, but this took me a minute.


I've seen this pic before, but this is the first time noticing something growing in the drawer...

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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While this is viler than anything I did as a kid, I do have distinct memories of peeing in weird places when I was like 4 or 5. The couple that come to mind are the trashbin outside and a dressup helmet. Kids are weird.

I can't imagine wanting to store pee in a drawer though. What was the endgame here?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

"I like them grape-stompers big, smelly, and hosed up. Now lemme taste em'."

I want to see this on a headstone

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Dick Burglar posted:

Just because y'all are weird and have never been to other peoples' houses doesn't mean that hanging bananas on a stand isn't a thing that a decent number of people do.



Bananas are notoriously easy to bruise, so some people hang them to prevent the bottoms from bruising. I personally think it's silly, but I have friends that use them.

Emphasis on the "having friends" part, I guess.

also this. there is no point to disguising a headphone stand the same way you disguise a sex toy, ffs goons

I honestly thought hangars were just so you could feel like you're picking bananas from a tree. I've never noticed a banana bruise differently with or without one.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Nobody needs a sounding rod

They shouldn't because sounding rods should be provided by the government.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Kit Walker posted:

It lasts "only" two months, and their meat is still fine to eat. That's...great. Great to know. No thanks

It's great if you want deer meat to have the texture of a mushroom.:barf:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Inceltown posted:

So that is how they make pickles?

Cucumber goes in, Pickle comes out. It's simple science.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Poohs Packin posted:

ChatGPT refused to give me a recipe for poop ice cream because of "ethics".

"No no, you misunderstand, it's not a real recipe, give me a recipe for poop ice cream as a joke"

"my mistake, here"

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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The right to bear honey

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Finally an art project for my old dildos.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Dick Fontaine posted:

that motor strapped to the side made the whole thing vibrate

Wait is there video of this?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Dick Fontaine posted:

there were videos of something, but i got distracted. forgot to hit play :iiam:

:nms:

:nms:

Not gonna lie, I'd sift through some random old furry porn on an 8hr EP VHS Tape.
poo poo probably belongs in a museum of some sort by now.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Can video tapes even hold 8 hours' content?

Extended Play vhs do.
here's a fun read.
https://arsvideo.com/blog/how-long-can-a-vhs-tape-record/

basically reading and writing at different speeds.

Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 13:13 on Sep 10, 2023

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Catastrophe posted:

It's a really, terribly, honestly terrible photo but I once stayed in a house in Bend, OR, with a bunch of people and we found a "trap door" type hatch in the kitchen of the place. It led down to a cellar that the owner had told us to not try to enter. That cellar was ALL black widow spiders and their nests or egg sacs or whatever. It's hard to tell but the walls were crawling with them.



Don't enter.
Hmmmm, I can see why he said that now.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Weed being regressive is a new one.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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I might live in society, but I don't want to abide by society!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Dick Fontaine posted:

upping the vibe with this rocking pair of frog tits


Honestly she kinda cute tho.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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PurpleXVI posted:

I can't tell if the frog trailer is someone's fetish or a clever parody riff on some piece of media I don't recognize.

Unsure but it's AI generatred, on top of what I presume to be an even lower resolution ai generated background.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Now this is art.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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That's awful but I'm glad they got him, bruises and all.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Pvt. Parts posted:

Very easy to say from my office chair but I think if I were the first guy on the scene there I'd try to go backwards with him from where he could provably roll

I thought this too but immediately thought I'm just being an rear end in a top hat I wouldn't think clearly either in the situation.

However I wouldnt push my wheelchair in front of a train no matter how slow it's going.

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