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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Jesus loving CHRIST I just caught up from like, days back. What the gently caress, KYLE. This is complete insanity.
loving Alex Jones has had so much karma stacked up against him for so long - it's loving time.

Also laughing my entire balls off at the good guy lawyer (prosecution? plaintiff's lawyer? idk what to call him in a civil case) talking to Chilli Boy like he's a stupid little child.

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Unlucky7 posted:

Imma idiot; How did Jones lawyer screw up in so badly that he not only sent all his texts, but they are submittable as evidence?

IANAL (so I don't know why I'm answering) but the plaintiff lawyer mentioned (paraphrase) "... and when I told your attorney that I received this, he did NOTHING to assert it as privileged information nor protect it in any way..."

So, it seems like because it wasn't obtained improperly or illegally, and when given the explicit opportunity to "hit the undo button holy poo poo throw that out", Jones' lawyer did, in fact, not hit it, it becomes as admissible as anything else?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

funeral home DJ posted:

Holy poo poo. There's loving things up, and then there's loving things up. I don't want Jones to win anything but man I'd be telling him to sue those lawyers after a gently caress-up that bad.

He's gonna have no lawyers left that would be able to execute on that lawsuit tho :lmao:

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I have to say, I thought his testimony would bring the lols

I did not expect it to be a literal Law & Order episode where they bring out surprise evidence at the very end to nail the person

This whole thing has been orders of magnitude more bountiful than we had any right to expect. God Bless You, Alex Jones' Incompetent Lawyers, God Bless You.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

teen witch posted:

God shut UP Alex and listen

Lol @ thinking this man will ever change in any way.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

my man AJ was sitting there for like 30 minutes, boiling mad because he couldn't shout back like in his podcasts, and at one point when the lawyer was saying something about "Alex is not the real victim, that's ridiculous", Alex almost lunged at him and someone behind him put his hand on Alex to hold him back

tbh I missed whatever Alex said, but he was clearly rocking back and forth in his seat lol

Alex fuckin' squared up in his chair, and the lawyer continued his addressed-directly-to-Alex-using-Alex's-name-and-looking-him-in-the-eyes diatribe. Didn't give him an inch. It was incredible.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Let's get a pool going on whether or not someone Gary Plauchés AJ on his way out of one of his trials.

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Tree Dude posted:

Coming in VERY clear on this hot mic. Nobody tell him.

It's a shame the audio quality is a little bit grainy at times (and that they don't have spy microphones trained on the defense bench at all times)

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Tree Dude posted:

Reynal is prepping his giant note pad!

I've missed all of his previous notepad shenanigans - very very excited to see what sort of cockamamy horseshit comes up.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Reynal: "Your decision is gonna be hard. It's gonna be hard."

Lol dude where have you been, this is gonna be a slam dunk full damages.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Robo Reagan posted:

here's a televised recreation of the event

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYBPvrJbPA4

100% knew what the video would be, well done.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Lemniscate Blue posted:

"Where is the evidence?"

My man, where have you been?

I can only imagine what was going through his mind when Bankston dropped the bomb earlier.
Probably something like "My loving closing arguments are toasted, man. I can't rewrite them over lunch. gently caress it, I'll just send it anyway."

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

NecroBob posted:

Is this guy really just nailing down that Alex Jones wasn't the one physically in the school killing kids?

Even better and moreso, he's driving home that the mainstream media and politicians are responsible for the whole unfortunate mistake.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

AAHHHAHA "Neither parent had ever watched InfoWars before 2018"


My man, come on now.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

OMFG "Why doesn't anybody listen?? Because Alex Jones' platform is so small!"

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

"someone" *long pause* *smirk* "or something weaponized Neil and Scarlett's grief"

:yikes:

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Hollismason posted:

I'm not quite sure what this guy's point is.

Neither is he, don't feel too bad.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Holy loving LOL

"This case has taken more time than it took for my client to allegedly bludgeon his neighbor's dog and paint a swastika on his mailbox. I think we're done here."

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

"The parents of the dead kids are *tremendously* sympathetic people. Don't give them any money. Good day."

I have to stop posting every time this jackass shits words out.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Clarifications:

Civil suits find somebody liable or not liable. Guilty and Not Guilty are for criminal trials. This is a civil trial.

Compensatory Damages are not capped (in Texas). This phase we're watching is for compensatory damages.
Punitive Damages are capped at $750k. The next phase after this one will be to determine any punitive damages.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Again, "Dr Crouch testified you never get over this kind of trauma. These parents have been through hell and back. But, hey, gently caress 'em. Defense rests."

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

The bow and arrow analogy is going in the law textbooks as "Attorneys are encouraged not to pull dumbass-stupid analogies out of your rear end".

lol "Did Alex Jones say these things? YES ABSOLUTELY HE DID. But just now this last week, 10 years after the fact, he apologized. So.... Not really sure why it matters, guys."

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I am so pumped for the plaintiffs to respond, if that's indeed what can happen next, which is amazing if it is.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Lol he's so stuck on the "Homie didn't do the bad thing until 2017 or even 2018, case closed."

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Aww yiss mentioning punitive damages again.

"You're all smart people. You wouldn't be on this jury if you weren't smart people."

Christ.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

He's actually arguing that because the parents didn't see financial shortcomings because of this, AJ doesn't owe poo poo.

Lol what.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

"Murdered 26 children"

NOPE

20 kids and 6 educators.

This clown doesn't know his rear end from his hand.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I cannot imagine being a parent in that loving room, and not going 110% apeshit - throwing my feces at the defence team, and screaming ancient curses.

EDIT OBJECTION SUSTAINED excellent poo poo.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Catastrophe posted:

lol Mark just looked into the camera with a smirk again

What's your username, Mark? We know you're :f5: on here

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

"I'm not going to belabour the point"

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

"There was a - I actually wrote this down!"

My jaw is on the floor at this putz. You're a lawyer, you better know how to write motherfucker.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

HE DROPPED THE "FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE COMMUNISTS"

This shark is jumped, pack it up.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Alex Jones vs Sandy Hook parents: "then they came for the Jews"

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Wait what the gently caress did that plaintiff lawyer just say? There are a bunch of well-armed angry people, one of whom was heard to say "Don't let them see the rifle"


What the christ

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

There better not be any more insane poo poo happen tomorrow because I am completely spent from today's nuclear chili blast from Marky Mark.
I don't have any more emotion-cum. I'm out. Let's hope for hundreds of millions and then another round of punitive later on.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I don't know if this has been yet posted today, but here's the video of the Emergency Motion procedure this morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKbAmNwbiMk

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Lol stop taking the bait of people posting Guilty/NotGuilty here.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

welp

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Bad Purchase posted:

we all had to read the post, that's our end of the toxx clause fulfilled

Lol I’m using this if it ever comes up again. Hell of a question to ask a mod lmao

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