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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:this thread sucks lol someone's mad
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Judges sure do love clownshow vexatious litigants and they absolutely love having their authority challenged. This should go over very well for Mr. Jones.
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Jul 30, 2022 03:19
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BigglesSWE posted:Good faith bankruptcy and Alex Jones goes well together like Donald Trump and stairs. Or Donald Trump and good faith bankruptcy
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Jul 30, 2022 16:42
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So do you think Jones actually bought his own hype or does he still know it’s all bullshit and has to double down as infinitum?
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Jul 30, 2022 20:22
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And now, globalists
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Aug 1, 2022 01:27
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I always thought Trump was kind of an idiot and I definitely didn’t vote for him but what got me to loving hate him was when he took advantage of when one of my high school friends was killed and then he demonized their family and sic’ed the chud army on them. poo poo was and is absolutely unforgivable and I’m sitting here still angry about it
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Aug 1, 2022 02:38
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Hollismason posted:How is it not illegal to harass victims or survivors of mass shootings? Like seriously there's no laws that are in place to prevent harassement? “Muh free speech”
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Aug 1, 2022 19:22
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It really sucks that the stink of cases like this doesn’t stick to lawyers. Sure, everyone is entitled to representation but lawyers also have the ability to say “lol not it”. This mofo should be pilloried
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Aug 1, 2022 22:04
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Chimp_On_Stilts posted:
I would have bet good money against this. His lawyers are loving awful if they let him go through with it Edit: for the money my bet is that he goes the Tucker “it’s all just entertainment everyone knows that” route but I would have probably emptied my bank account to bet that he wasn’t dumb enough to take the stand so maybe don’t listen to me
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Aug 1, 2022 22:59
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Alex Jones will be taking the stand tomorrow
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B-Rock452 posted:It's absolutely insane and a terrible terrible idea (for the defense) but for us it will be hilarious. And holy poo poo he is going to get eviscerated during cross. Yeah that’s the thing. There’s no pause button. Once he’s up there they are going to needle the poo poo out of him until he wigs out and no one will be able to stop it. I still think they might find some way to weasel out of this because letting Jones testify is like putting Manson on the stand. His lawyers absolutely cannot predict or control what he’s going to say and that is terrible lawyering
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Aug 1, 2022 23:03
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Piell posted:Honestly think they're just going for a mistrial They are rapidly running out of runway for that though E: Think about it this way. Pretend for a moment you are Jones' lawyer. He is already guilty and you are in the penalty phase of the trial at this point. What could you possibly gain by putting Jones on the stand. There's literally nothing he can say that's not going to sound like either A) mealy-mouthed excuses or B) victim blaming or C) lol both Jones could present a notarized memo from God and he'd still be turbofucked. This is insane. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Aug 1, 2022 |
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Aug 1, 2022 23:05
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B-Rock452 posted:Yeah my guess is they want him to appear sympathetic and are probably going to go down some route like "I just lost control of this narrative and couldn't reign in my followers" and then during cross he will get asked a single question and then flip out completely negating any progress the defense makes. Which won't be much The time to do that would have been during the actual trial to determine whether he was at fault or not. We're past that now and everyone has already been instructed to assume he's guilty. Nothing and I mean NOTHING he could possibly say is going to paint him in a better light. They can straight up ask him why he refused to participate in the trial. They can play recordings of poo poo he said on the air and ask him questions about it. Putting him on the stand is an insane failure of lawyering. I suppose you could make an argument that they want him to appear more sympathetic to people who were already receptive to Jones' particular brand of crazy but those people were already sympathetic so what's the loving point? The moment he says anything that isn't "I'm sorry, I was wrong" he's going to be utterly eviscerated. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Aug 1, 2022 |
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Aug 1, 2022 23:11
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Hollismason posted:Yeah Jones going onto the stand is a absolute disaster. He's going to get crossed about his net worth along with a bunch of other poo poo. Yup. Just having him up there allows the plaintiff to ask him p much anything so long as it's germane to the case/sentencing from what I understand. Maybe Jones is gonna Bud Dwyer himself? That's literally the only reason I can think of to do this.
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Aug 1, 2022 23:15
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Grand Fromage posted:He's so delusional he thinks he can pull off a defense This is why you pay lawyers to tell you to shut up and sit down. Don’t get me wrong, this is going to be loving hilarious (and I still don’t think it will happen) but no one in their right mind will ever hire that law firm again if they let him go up there and make an rear end out of himself. Hell, if the lawyer didn’t agree with this approach I think this would be the sort of thing that would allow him to bow out of the case, wouldn’t it? “Sorry, I can’t represent Mr. Jones he won’t listen to me and I don’t think I can continue to defend him”. That’s a thing, right?
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Aug 1, 2022 23:20
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I genuinely want him to start his red-faced screeching about globalists routine on the stand and see how long it takes him to get tazered. That would own so hard
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Aug 2, 2022 02:33
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Hollismason posted:The defense doesn't know what the gently caress their doing so having Alex Jones on the stand seems par for the course for their level of competency. Basically what does your heart tell you. This is an incredibly terrible idea and either Jones himself is insisting upon doing it or his lawyers are the dumbest people alive. He stands very little to gain by testifying and has a LOT to lose. I still think it won’t actually happen. If I were that lawyer I would jump in front of a moving bus before I let Jones get on the stand to torpedo my entire career as an incredibly lovely lawyer
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Aug 2, 2022 02:45
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I’d take the bet because that would be the sane thing to do but every time I make assumptions about what Team Gay Frogs is gonna do, they inexplicably do the opposite. No can do. On the plus side this may be the first time one of these alt-right assholes plays the “4D chess card” and just crashes and burns spectacularly in the public eye. I do absolutely believe that Jones will make a big show of killing himself if he were ever to be forced to face actual consequences though. Guy has absolutely nothing to live for.
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Aug 2, 2022 02:53
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Alex Jones looking really smug playing a shell game with only one shell.
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Aug 2, 2022 15:08
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Chili gatekeeping is weird.
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Aug 2, 2022 16:48
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Computer viking posted:I guess it's a bit of that, and a bit of regional pride (since it seems every town county in large parts of the US has their own take)? People do the same thing with BBQ and ribs come to think of it. Also pizza.
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Aug 2, 2022 16:54
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Judges love being accused of being possessed by demons. They think it’s hilarious
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Aug 2, 2022 18:12
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Lmao
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Aug 2, 2022 19:34
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The commentiquette guy is going to have a field day with this poo poo.
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Aug 2, 2022 22:33
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Wow, as dumb as I thought this was going to be it is actually far exceeding my expectations in spectacular fashion
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Aug 2, 2022 22:47
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Random Stranger posted:I have serious doubts that Alex will show tomorrow. I didn't think he was going to show today but here we are
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Aug 2, 2022 23:04
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The Rabbi T. White posted:AHAHAHAHHA HOLY poo poo WHY THE gently caress DID HIS LAWYER EVEN LET HIM SPEAK TO THEM? His lawyers are real bad, OP
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Aug 2, 2022 23:05
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This is how these folks roll. Bully people. Shout anyone down who doesn’t agree with you and then evade all consequences. Something tells me this strategy may not work out so well for Mr. Jones though.
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Aug 2, 2022 23:20
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Goddamn Alex, you looney turd. You're really doing it by god
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Aug 3, 2022 15:52
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reignofevil posted:The true victim of mass shootings? If only we should be so lucky
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Aug 3, 2022 16:02
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Ha ha I'm stealing your identity Alex Jones. You can't catch me! -The Hamburglar
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Aug 3, 2022 16:03
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Seth Pecksniff posted:HAHAHAHAHA Charlie Kelly is 1:1 winning cases in court. Uncle Jack on the other hand…
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Aug 3, 2022 18:24
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Unlucky7 posted:Imma idiot; How did Jones lawyer screw up in so badly that he not only sent all his texts, but they are submittable as evidence? Jones' lawyers submitted the phone to the plaintiff's attorneys. It sounds like they were only required to submit certain messages relevant to the case but instead sent an entire digital image of Jones' phone with emails and text messages dating back 2 years. That's bad enough, but Jones' lawyers COULD have asked for a lot of those messages (especially the ones between Jones/his lawyers) to be considered privileged, but there's a window where they have to submit that sort of request (apparently 10-12 days) and they...just didn't. So now everything on that phone belongs to the plaintiff's lawyers and they can probably do whatever the gently caress they want with it. Give it to the DOJ, the lawyer team in CT going after Jones, the Pope, publish it all online?
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Aug 3, 2022 18:52
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spinst posted:plantiff's team asked the defense if it was priviledged and got no response I don't think this is true. It would be on Jones' team to request privilege.
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Aug 3, 2022 18:53
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Morroque posted:What irks me now is that the $150,000,000 price point might be something he can actually afford. Well, he has the CT case coming up too and you can bet that phone will also be going to that team of lawyers as well. Edit: Oh god is Alex going to do a show today? I might actually listen to it.
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Aug 3, 2022 19:17
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The look on Jones' face when it dawns on him what is happening is loving priceless. Looks like he got whacked upside the head with a big ol' wet sack of chili.sweet geek swag posted:Looking forward to the Legal Eagle video on this one. My god, this is some awful lawyering. It's just going to be him laughing hysterically for 20 minutes and then dying of a heart attack while wearing a very nice-looking suit.
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Aug 3, 2022 19:28
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Closing arguments from plaintiff: "Ahem" /taps mic "lol, your honor. lol"
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Aug 3, 2022 19:29
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Oh poo poo so they DID notify Jones' lawyers about the gently caress up. That's astounding.
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Aug 3, 2022 19:54
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Laffo @ everything
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Aug 3, 2022 19:55
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Plan R posted:I'm gonna miss the entire farce when AJ is acquitted. He has already been found guilty. He cannot be acquitted at this point.
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Confusedslight posted:Hey! This guy likes doing stuff? I also like doing stuff! More like, “I am a normal, relatable human like you. I enjoy such activities as archery, croquet and devouring live frogs.”
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