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Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Broncos will beat the Chiefs this year and the rest of the NFL season will be canceled. Parades will be held in every city

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Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

SalTheBard posted:

I know it's bound to happen eventually, but the fact that it's been 7 years since that happened last is awesome to me. gently caress the Broncos forever and ever.

If the Broncos win a game against the Chiefs this year I will donate $10 to the charity of your choice each time it happens.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I'll do the same if the Chiefs win.

All right count me in $25 each time KC beats Denver this year.

Since the NFL doesn't seem to give a gently caress about women, I nominate Resources for Abortion Delivery for the charity if Denver wins.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Don’t think I’ve ever had emotional sports whiplash like that. I had already stopped caring about winning or losing because of all the mistakes and getting 12th manned to hell, because even with all that the offense was downright watchable for the first time in eight years.

But then that ending happened and I went to bed sunken into the most poisonous pessimism about the team’s future. We just had a coach with terrible clock management! How did we get someone WORSE?!

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Raiders-Broncos is going to be an orgy of incompetence

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Gettin' a little hype for Sunday's shitshow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7lAbpj3kxg

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
I haven’t felt this horrible since the divisional against the Ravens

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Thread title was aspirational

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
In better news, Justin Simmons is aiming to come back next week. :gbsmith:

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Excited for MNF because either the Chargers graciously put us out of our misery or we come out with some hilariously incompetent victory because Staley goes for it on his own 20.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
I wonder if we'll win a single division game this year

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
I’m personally just a little bit mad that they’re squandering such an impressive defense. We would have mostly wins this year if we had anything other than the worst offense in the league

I really want Hackett gone but I’m worried the injuries will provide cover for him

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Blitz of 404 Error posted:

Yeah I had a blast watching the Bisaccia team



and yet they appear to have scored more than zero points in all of these

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Waller’s just hurt right now, but he’s also no spring chicken

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
https://twitter.com/JeffreyEssary/status/1587566810307727361

It really is best case scenario. I still can't believe a team would let go of a first for him.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Thinkin' the thread title might need some revision

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
If you are a Denver fan I am begging you to stop watching them this season. I’m doing this because I care about you

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Yes.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Tbf, it’s a sad combination of below average capabilities AND bad game management AND the injury bug. So on the bright side, we have nowhere to go but up

unless the defense deteriorates next year

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Alright where am I sending money?

Can't wait for this miserable season to be over.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Getting 3 picks out of Mahomes is its own kind of victory. Only the third time it's happened.



There was nowhere to put a dedication :/

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
I feel it prudent to note that Mahomes is now 14-0 against Denver. John Elway was 17-12 for his career against the Chefs, and never had a streak of more than 3 wins.

So no more whining about the 80s and 90s, if you please.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
My bad, I somehow mashed three years together in my head.

Can you blame me?

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Watched the Denver/Arizona highlights and it was like a preseason lineup. Just two miserable teams throwing their junior varsity squads into the melee because the schedule says they had to. I feel bad for anybody who paid to watch it. At least Justin Simmons had a good day.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
https://twitter.com/Chadkelly_6/status/1607156610039795714

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Halle-loving-luyah

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Grittybeard posted:

I don't know, it's probably a combination of him being cooked and absolutely awful coaching.

I'm convinced it's being cooked, awful coaching, AND offensive injuries well above the mean. The loss of Javonte Williams had an under-appreciated impact, to say nothing of an offensive line that is unrecognizable compared to the start of the season.

So this leads to a warped sense of optimism for next season. We might find ourselves back to Teddy Bridgewater levels of of scoring!

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
They traded for Davante Adams less than a year ago lmao

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Bah I did it anyway.





Justin Simmons has looked so great this year when he's healthy. Just wasting that poor kid's career with all this crap

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Checked the tables, and it looks like the Broncos have not been swept by the entire division since 1967. Time to make history, Chargers. Let the indignity wash over me

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

solarjetman posted:

The 2015 team was weirdly immune to this because of faith in Wade.

fixed

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
will no one rid me of these meddlesome Chefs

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

a neat cape posted:

It's a little frustrating to see a team in my division so well run and with an actual franchise QB.

It was such a truly miserable double whammy of a season with the Chefs just cruising on through while the rest of the division just sharted everywhere

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Continuing our win-now mentality with an average roster and no draft capital

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Sean Payton seems like a guy I would not get along with at all

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
I don’t care for the Kelces

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
And with that, the worst Broncos season ever is complete

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Just enjoy the ring you ninnies

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
One day the fall will come and I will be there

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
For the sake of my emotional wellbeing, the Broncos remain trash-tier until they prove otherwise.

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Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
https://twitter.com/mikeklis/status/1691519356042465280

:stare:

please be ok

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