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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


Dio from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure but he's wearing a black suit & playing a trumpet

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

it's hilarious when monolithic institutions ruin people's lives

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Octoberdad: The Gamesliest Chat

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Unreal 2

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

let's remake everything every year

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

are there any good games about milk

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005



e: what is that dreadful font

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Jay Rust posted:

Wtf… you guys drink cow milk? What’s wrong with human milk?

way more expensive, can't be bought at most grocery stores

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

wuggles posted:

Sonic of the Wild

Breath of the Hog

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Infinitum posted:

I'd clearly evil

is this some bizarre new zoomer slang, or hoomers or qoomers or whatever those drat kids these days are called

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I'm pretty sure the kids on the TokTiks are saying "I'd evil that" before they inject dog poop into their eyeballs

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


did any of those devs work on Wolfenstein: The New Colossus by any chance

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

will Mario swear

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

haveblue posted:

also you’ve been dead this entire time

it's such a pain when this happens

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Nuts & Bolts should've just been a Diddy Kong Racing game

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Not enough pit

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

All you need are two things:

A) Foam
B) Pit

And they whiffed on both

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I just finished preparing my barricades for the imminent scourge of Pumpkin Spice

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Sparkling Ice is really good, but the label says there's no sugar and I wonder what bullshit legal loopholes allow that

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

French soft G, like "zhif"

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Metatarsals

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Waffleman_ posted:

My favorite part of techbro metaverse nonsense is this weird insistence that people will want their avatars to look exactly like they do in the real world.

as a horsegirl with heterochromia, I couldn't be more excited

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

big honkin' decamerons

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Feels Villeneuve posted:

When I was looking up 1994 on my Year of the Game vote, I found out that a magazine (I think GameFan) didn't go with GOTY candidates like Earthbound, Final Fantasy III/VI, Donkey Kong Country, or Super Metroid. They went with Clockwork Knight.

Clockwork Knight walked so Knack could run

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

FirstAidKite posted:

It's by the original Clock Tower devs too. They did another "disaster survival" game where you're playing what looks like secret of mana but as a firefighter and you're having to rush through a burning skyscraper. It was an snes game that was just called "The Firemen" or "The Firefighter" or something like that.

The entire ouevre of video games that are just disaster survival titles is incredibly overlooked and underrated. There are so many great quality titles, lots of unique little gems, some real oddball titles, just a whole buncha stuff. The r-type devs had their own series disaster games and unfortunately the 4th game in the series was delayed and cancelled after being fully finished and ready to ship because the release was interrupted by the 2011 tsunami that hosed up Japan real hard. They thought it'd be pretty bad taste to release their game then. They eventually just remade it from scratch years and years later, as well as putting out a separate disaster survival game where the disaster is that Ultraman, Godzilla, and EVA-01 are stomping around causing a ruckus.

There are also some rts disaster relief games I can't remember the name of, but I doubt it'd be too hard to find them by just looking up rts disaster relief game.


Disaster games are cool. Maybe one day someone will make the Californication video into a playable and good video game with better music.

Nuclear Blaze was alright

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Shinjobi posted:

name one good game, I dare ya

I've been hearing some buzz about Hot Pussy College

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Jay Rust posted:

Today I saw a child (5ish?) with a majora’s mask t-shirt, wonder what happened there

time traveler

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

mistermojo posted:

Ghost Trick is so good. the animations are incredible

It is a loving crime that we never got a sequel, or even any imitators

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

how do I answer if I, hypothetically, wanted to gently caress bugs already

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

life is a puzzle that kills u

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I bought some pizza rolls. Should I cook them in the conventional oven

use the unconventional oven

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Carly Rae Jepsen's Ultimate Baseball

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Carly Rae Jeps 'n' Guns
Deep Rock Galactic but the dwarves say "For Carly" instead of "For Karl" idk

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

pouring one out for all my fellow Hitlers out there

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

fapgames

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Waffleman_ posted:

I'm glad it was good. Now to wait like 15 years for another one.

Never pay more than five pounds of rat meat for a computer game

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


My name is Legion, for we are many

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

what is a man

a miserable poyo of secrets

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

if it is anything like the first two Frogs Detective then yes, extremely

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

FirstAidKite posted:

GIVE ME MY LONG SWORD



it's "give me my long sword, ho"

as someone who had to read Shakespeares in high school, I know everything there is to know about the Bard's usage of the word "ho"

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