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bought and installed but have to wait until after work to play. bullshit.
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gently caress it im blowing off work (no name) for the rest of the day and playing df
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got three necromancers in the first migrant wave. i made one the butcher/tanner, so every time he slaughters a sheep or yak or whatever and skins it, he reanimates the skin, hair, etc. ive got a bunch of skins undulating around freaking everyone out 10/10
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Pablo Nergigante posted:A butcher, a tanner and a necromancer walk into a tavern. The barkeep says, "Table for one?" lol im not sure what to do with the other two yet, so one is scratching graffiti into everything about the time she wrote a pamphlet about parakeets. the third one i have trapped in a tiny office underground counting poo poo ----------------
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Dec 7, 2022 16:52
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tensions continue to rise
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Dec 7, 2022 20:24
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doing a bit of reaping, being besieged by these  one necromancer hosed up at work and has become permanently depressed. she's trying to starve herself to death, but she's already transcended death. she mopes around and bums people out 24/7.  the other two spend every hour of the day and night in church. one has been there for over a year ----------------
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Dec 8, 2022 00:39
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That Little Demon posted:okay gently caress this game. uninstalling. hope the two brothers who suck each other off enjoy their 100 million dollars for this pile of poo poo! did they get in through those holes in the farm walls ----------------
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Dec 8, 2022 01:23
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That Little Demon posted:no they walked right in and killed everyone instantly because it was year loving 1 its definitely more aggressive. ive had these night butchers show up with a handful of zombies 3/3 winters, including the first. ive been turtling and am (mostly) self-sufficient but im slowly bleeding population to accidents and tantrums because i can't get replacements ----------------
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That Little Demon posted:yeah I need to turn down all these encounters because I don't get rolling with military and poo poo until like... year 2 or 3 honestly i dont either - i usually wont even bother developing a military until i have steel production pretty well underway and that's about the same timeframe. i get by on traps and jank but the civ i rolled can't make wood cages. i dunno if thats elves-only now or what, but its slowed things way down for me. we're just cowering behind the gates for years on end while all these fuckin ostrich cock heads roam outside i guess ill try bringing a bunch of cheap metal next time or glass discs or something ----------------
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insane anime posted:Fell asleep listening to some Bible stories. I was having a wonderful dream about moving to some tropical island that doesn't exist. I was scoping it out showing my friends and family on google maps street view, and it was kind of funny because it was just a bunch of bikini women. Anyways, this island had a big mountain on it. Keep in mind Dwarf Fortress only been out 1 drat day..I was explaining how I was going to buy some land and live on this mountain when the dream started to morph into dwarf fortress view top down tile bullshit exactly like the game. I started going into the mountain and setting up my place. Just then a poo poo load of dwarf babies and migrants started over flowing my loving fort that just started. I got pissed off at that and rage quit, so I acutally woke up in real life. The youtube video had autoplayed to KJV translation of the entire book of Genesis. It was no poo poo on Genesis 5 where the birth lines come in. The So and So beget this person, he lived this long, etc. So my brain was listening to Uncle Frank posted:(Not knowing what else to say) lol ----------------
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Dec 8, 2022 14:51
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breathing toxic cave gas all day and then moseying upstairs to balance the books
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Dec 8, 2022 22:58
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Arch Nemesis posted:Casting my line, feeling an intense killing intent emanating from the nearby squirrels as my lure splashes at what seems like 100 decibels against the backdrop of the suddenly-silent woods elf help book posted:they have a special category for nintendo while everyone else fights over the "mature" categories ----------------
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keybinds have changed, im afraid. several forts later and im still pressing "j" for the job manager and getting pissed off when it brings up the justice tab
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Fungah! posted:that souns insanely comfy it very much is, one of my all-time favs ----------------
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Dec 10, 2022 02:14
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if the rescue rangers were hunter-gatherers running around underground
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insane anime posted:Fondlesack is a glazer lmfao lmfao
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