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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

who the gently caress even are half of them

Alec alts

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Mar 9, 2021


MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021



this has been a real interesting rabbit hole.
the deer analogy is... fascinating. like, i'm trying to imagine the situation where foreplay is like the Rosewell autopsy and i'm still coming up bereft.

i guess my tl;dr comes down to sort of the Survivor Bias of Incels.
if the person you met at a Smash Brawl tourney who can ignore this level of red flags impacts your global view of loving: maybe it's the caliber of person willing to gently caress you.

anyhow thanks for coming to my tedtalk

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021



OwO!!!!!

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Asproigerosis posted:

I can't imagine why people are turning to illicit drugs when you go to the ER for back pain and the fuckhead doctors refuse to give you anything stronger than an advil then kick you out for drug seeking. Ridiculous bullshit.

TENS unit helps.
doesn't fix it. but makes it so you can get out of bed and wipe your rear end without it being a Profiles in Courage book

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Vim Fuego posted:

Could be video games or a no-holes barred orgy. Either way- imagine the smell!

i'm going with:
- adderall BO that smells more like pointy onion than skunk -- like, stress BO via amphetamine.
- the sickingly sweet smell of whatever lovely drink Some Dude in the back makes out of a cooler.
- Redbull but ... somehow musky.
- and a combo of unwashed balls and butts.

i convinced three friends of mine at a bar who bought a windowpane off me to come with to a furry convention because they had an all-night rave.
one, that DJ fuckin' slapped.
two, i imagine the fursuit dance party smelled better than the situation i'm describing.

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


DryGoods posted:

Scratch n' Sniff MLK Ultra Posts

wait, have my posts not been scratch'n'sniff until now?
this is very important because i have to talk to Support if that's the case.

AzzaccaRye posted:

Did you get a sweet hat though?

someone gave me their hat in exchange for a 30mg IR adderall.
it's a giant red squid.

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1632178593894735872

lol.
just lmao

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


CODChimera posted:

pretty cool, what else is there?

i saw giant manta rays one time, they are impressive

honestly, imho, the wings are a little lame and it's like Dow Chemical presents Fish of the Mississippi Delta.
i'm not sayin' it sucks, i fuckin' love aquariums. it'd have to be a garbage aquarium for me to say something.
personally, the chatt one is pretty rad but it lacks that giant viewing room and honestly the $50 admission is half-worth the giant viewing room.

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


on second thought, i just realized that a lot of my review may be based on being there with a really negative person.
scrub everything i said. all aquariums are awesome.

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Virgil Vox posted:

what's a 4090?

space heater

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021



wait which F word.
normal or gamer

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


i'm sorry to ask this but does anyone have that Stephen Miller gif where it's a camera on roll but catches him looking really ... Stephen Miller?

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


emfive posted:

For SXSW week there's a bunch of free shows (and MLK Ultra needs to read his loving PMs) but I'm kind-of interested in a punk band called Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs, I may go walk around and take pictures.

OH poo poo!

Sorry, it's been a Category 5 shitshow over here. <3.

Also that Pigs band is A++.

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


emfive posted:

we should hang out

https://www.austinchronicle.com/eve...uckets-3007937/

Cheekface is A++ too.

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Obama's motorcade just passed the bar I'm in. Had to be. Like a huge loving detail and four unmarked vans followed by the rest of the motorcade.

Huh.

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


At an all you can drink festival on Willie Nelson's farm. No one here brought their A game.

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Me, using the word "woke" like a kid that just learned the word motherfucker:

"Wow Mac and Cheese is so motherfucker."

(this also implies said kid is unaware of the 40s Jazz use of the word where it was a positive connotation.)

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


A Bakers Cousin posted:

paying someone an extra dollar to hand me a bottle of beer is praxis

Extra dollar?
Where you drinking at?
Ain't seen Buck a Beer since 2008 kareoke PBR tall boy night.

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


DryGoods posted:

here's a Tip for you: next time bring me my drink faster

Sit at the bar.

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


A Bakers Cousin posted:

the extra dollar was the tip?

The /whoosh/ sound was the beer being tossed above my head.

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Ol sakkman posted:

This plan also involves no opiods at all! I'm off the junk!!

Glad to hear that, sakkman. Good luck.

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021



the devil very clearly won that contest

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Mar 9, 2021


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MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


redneck nazgul posted:

plinkey stop posting your gross food

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


last one, sorry -- i just got SD working really well on this system.
trump taco prompts are some wild poo poo

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

actually artists won't exist anymore soon so there's no point in doing this just found out from the AI art thread

i heard it here first

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Do Donald Trump as a Chippendale dancer

you did this to yourself, that's why it really hurts.



MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


UFOTacoMan posted:

pappa murphy's is not a restaurant it's a pizza store!





kid they don't have fuckin' jellybeans just pick something for gently caress's sake

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021



there's some quality crumb on that bread.
++

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


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Mar 9, 2021


MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Red Baron posted:

oh boy, here it comes

Yeah, just 2x checked the NBC story.

> The shooter was identified as Audrey Hale, 28, of Nashville, according to the chief, who said she identifies as transgender.

maaaan, it's fuckin' monday could we fuckin' not

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


mazzi Chart Czar posted:

After looking up how much the guy makes, that doesn't seem too far out there.


This site: monthly income at 4 million
https://caknowledge.com/mike-lindell-net-worth-my-pillow/


50 million net worth
https://wealthygorilla.com/mike-lindell-net-worth/

300 million
https://editorialge.com/mike-lindell-net-worth/


But How much does fox news cost? That, like, pillow guy is their butt saver.
New York rent?/ utilities
Cameras and behind the scenes labor
Writing rooms
broadcasters/personalities costs
some fee for broadcasting just getting it on the air?

now seems like a good time to point out that the illustrations in the MyPillow patent essentially look like crack rocks and a crack pipe.
https://patents.google.com/patent/US7461424B2/en

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


i mean, come on Mike

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


hold up lemme just throw some more foam rocks into our pillow-stuffer

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MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


does anyone have a link to that hallelujah + uptown funk mix i think was posted here yesterday?
tia

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