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Well that's what you get for dumping a rookie into a race session at short notice when the regular driver is hurt. * whisper off stage * "He's WHAT?"
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 16:11 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:17 |
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Max looked over the line at 4.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 16:28 |
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Stroll saying he can be on the front row. Mate, you can't physically follow the racing line in turn 1.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 18:04 |
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"I will come back to you" is the 2023 "We are checking".
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2023 16:04 |
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Charles Leclerc posted:Apparently you get a hard ban for asking why Naomi Schiff is on Sky's revolving roster of dogshit pundits. Naomi's only problem is she's one of those interviewers who asks a question then for some reason keeps talking for 30 seconds. eg "Checo do you believe that incident was your fault?......because in 1994 a similar incident was judged to be the fault of the driver in front and that driver went on to win 3 races, also I was working in finance at the time and my mate Dave said that it had precedent in the following 9 decisions made in 1954.... oh sorry we're out of time back to you Ted".
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2023 10:42 |
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ilmucche posted:It's race day! Rada Cey!
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2023 11:15 |
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"Please don't gently caress my car daddy Stroll" says Alonso as soon as they get a mic on him.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2023 17:47 |
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Edit : See Below
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 13:32 |
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Arc Hammer posted:Lewis, Nando and Esteban are the only ones who didn't come from cash and connections. Everyone else gets there by tossing cash around. Nando's a pay driver, Non-racing sponsors bought him his first F1 drive.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 13:32 |
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daslog posted:Welcome to my virtual Podcast, where I will discuss in depth the status of all the F1 teams. Spotify has signed me for eleventy billion dollars for this exclusive content. Interesting. 5 stone cold facts, 5 total gibberish.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 12:30 |
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By at least 5.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 12:42 |
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toadee posted:DTS 2008 would be incredible. Imagine slow mo 4k footage of the Massa family garage reaction. Or they'd ignore the whole thing in favour of a manufactured drama between Jarno Trulli and Timo Glock.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2023 09:20 |
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Frond posted:Watch the 1986 Spanish GP. Unironically this.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2023 17:10 |
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tuo posted:Doesn't the whole electronic and electric part (ECU, Battery etc.) come from McLaren? Or did this change with the current regs? I seem to remember that at least at one point the electronics and battery package was supplied by McLaren Technology or however that part of the company group is called. Or was that only the display unit for the steering wheels? You may be confusing it with Formula e where Williams and McLaren have both supplied stock parts.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2023 13:40 |
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Looks like Williams currently have the F E gig which explains why that now sucks less.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2023 14:32 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:They've got a fast car It turns out if your competition is a company that spent £5bn on F1 to get no wins, some French people who forgot to put the wing on the car, someone who doesn't realise he's not a literal cowboy, a dentist and the company that built the car your great granddad drove it's slightly easier to get the odd pole.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2023 10:15 |
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Although the bit about "no exceptions" is going to run them straight into disability legislation should F1 ever visit a 1st world country.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2023 13:28 |
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Diet Crack posted:I can't get over how terrible this track is It somehow gets worse every time I see any part of it.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2023 14:57 |
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Red Bull 1-2 Alpha Tauri 19-20 Come on Adrian, send them some design docs!
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2023 15:34 |
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I just did an F1 race in VR and Max went out on lap 1. Ok the race was at Silverstone. And last year's car. And it was Mick Schumacher he hit but I think you'd agree this is a 100% nailed on prediction. Also I passed Lance Stroll at Copse, proving he is dogshit.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 14:12 |
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refleks posted:how are these rules so ambiguous. get your poo poo together. I like the idea that if you agree something isn't against the rules it magically isn't. Maybe Logan should do 50 laps on Saturday and then claim he agreed that didn't count as a jump start and thus he won the race by 24 hours.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 10:54 |
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busalover posted:The Saudis have all the money in the world, and this is the track they come up with? Just build some multi-billion Trackmania insanity out in the desert. Why not done? They were supposed to replace it with an actual track but appear to have decided not to bother. It was due to move this year but now it's "2027. Maybe."
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 12:54 |
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spaceblancmange posted:already know how it ends, yawn Imagine if they go rogue, he survives Imola and they do 6 series of him winning every title until 2001.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 11:49 |
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Josuke Higashikata posted:george russell sucks and shouldn't be trying to get publicity from his stolen trophy Maybe when his teammate is better at driving then Lance Stroll.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2023 12:49 |
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tony quidtana posted:https://www.crash.net/f1/news/1022632/1/michael-schumacher-s-wife-prisoner-everyone-wants-talk-about-him A picture of Eddie Jordan captioned with "Look at me" would say as much as that article does .
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2023 17:32 |
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I don't think it was, they just continued it after a few years away. Which also we do not talk about.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 10:10 |
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Arc Hammer posted:They're rebooting it again. They made a big huff about how they managed to get John DiMaggio back. Oh christ. Yeah let's not talk about that either.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 10:31 |
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harperdc posted:They bought low (buying out the Williams family and other small stakeholders) and F1 has appreciated in value even in the few years since, and there are still multiple groups circling around entering and possibly needing to buy a team. So from their main metric of “we can sell it for a profit” that should be fine. This is the problem really, Dorliton's plan seems to be "Sit there" so they won't spend anything more than they can grab from external sources and the goal is just to keep the team from actively falling off the back of the grid. While we're only allowed 10 teams (and the fact that one of the world's premier motorracing teams and a major manufacturer isn't good enough suggests we are) then they have an asset.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2023 10:12 |
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The Big Jesus posted:They don’t have to worry about falling off the back of the grid so long as Mclaren exists. There's always a McLaren. Sometimes the McLaren is Haas.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2023 13:14 |
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tony quidtana posted:Instead of watching qualifying which is boring in tyool 2023 (assuming a cheating red bull got pole) I watched Lost Highway. Pretty good film, pretty spooky. Pole AND Reverse grid Pole!
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2023 22:13 |
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Just caught up. loving hell at least Nascar are honest about it. Feel very good I didn't get up to watch a 15 second long grand prix.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 15:17 |
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Anime Store Adventure posted:I remember an actual F1 strategist on maybe a Reddit ama(?) saying that refueling never added any interesting strategy from his point of view, because it functionally capped any potential strategy to a maximum number of laps instead of having opportunity for drivers to extend stints and make new strategies viable. He's right refuelling does exactly 2 things. 1 - Makes all tyre changes the same time because it's fuel limited. 2 - Means every car is basically the same the entire race and there's no worn tyres (because you'll hit the fuel first and can't extend stints) and not burning 100kg fuel (because at most you'd put 50 in). So you've removed 2 of the biggest variables in the sport to gain a small chance of an exciting fire. It actively makes racing worse even if overtaking is marginally easier now. No-one will try outlandish strategies because the quickest one will almost always be obvious.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2023 22:01 |
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Toe Rag posted:Half distance, so ~20 minutes. It’s grueling on the riders though, and they get actually injured in crashes. Yeah, all this got us so far is 5 riders and bikes missing from the grid in the last race.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2023 09:23 |
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Especially given MotoGP hasn't figured out the concept of having reserve riders being less than 2 weeks travel away so despite Pol being injured in practice for round 1, they didn't have a replacement even at round 2 and the works Honda team got themselves into a situation where they couldn't even field an entry at the start of round 2.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2023 16:02 |
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tony quidtana posted:they have Stefan bradl but for whatever reason he rightfully doesn't want to jump off into the woodchipper that is riding that Honda through two races a weekend. Yeah, it's almost like he didn't enjoy travelling halfway around the world busting his semi-retired hump for 1 points scoring finish last year. harperdc posted:I don’t remember the wording specifically but for one or two rounds a team is allowed to not field a bike. So in this case Repsol Honda can keep Marquez out from Argentina and bring him back for COTA. It's a surprise you need rules though. You'd think it'd be in their interests to have a bike out there.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2023 12:10 |
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I'm sure that kind of poo poo is on the way. I'm amazed we've not had a playoff system like Nascar yet.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2023 11:15 |
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The problem with F1 Manager is they launched it broken then said "Sucks to be you, you want bug fixes buy next year's version".
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2023 10:57 |
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Rebus posted:NowTV Sports Pass is (or was when they had the deal up) £20/month. £21 this year, but of course that's also in 720P. I presume the reason it costs so much is servicing computers old enough that counts as an acceptable resolution.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2023 15:37 |
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TheBacon posted:WEC team isn’t actually run by the Scud tho, less passione Although unlike the F1 team it IS run by a bloke called "Ferrari".
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2023 09:27 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:17 |
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It's ok Craig, Ferrari don't know what "RACE" means either.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 08:12 |