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Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Lamar is absolutely worth two firsts

That is less than what loving Russ went for. Lamar is 25. He can throw from the pocket, did in college with a pro style offense, and has never had a WR like Amon'Ra St Brown.

I'd feel for Goff. He'd still find another gig.

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Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

mastershakeman posted:

Who have the longest tenured qbs been with the bears besides cutler? Mitchell got 5 years, has anyone else?

Paddy Driscoll, Carl Brumbaugh, Sid Luckman, Ed Brown, Billy Wade

None others after 1970. McMahon played more than 5 years but all partial seasons.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

surf rock posted:

New trade goal, inspired by Chicago:

- Jets get: Rodgers and Cobb
- Packers get: Elijah Moore, 3rd-rounder, peace and quiet

This is adorably optimistic for Green Bay (thinking Elijah Moore brings peace and quiet)

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

IcePhoenix posted:

They're clearing money for Lamar

Honestly Detroit has fuckin' earned a good QB. Goff is better than I thought but this would honestly rule. Then the Ravens get the white stiff Harbaughs yearn for and picks

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Peterman seems like a glue guy. Makes sense when you have your starting QB decided

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

trevorreznik posted:

Is there a single organization in the state of Illinois with a currently existing 'championship culture'

i say no

Northwestern debate

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

BigBeefCity posted:

I've lived in Green Bay for about 20 years now and not only been to Lambeau MULTIPLE times for both games and various events, tours, and meetings, etc. but never ONCE heard this, let alone experienced it - and it's far from a 'dump' having relatively recently been renovated and added on to, so,s just making poo poo up there, homeslice?

e: Like, does this look like 'a dump' to you? Open year 'round, there's also multiple restaurants built it, as well as the Packers HoF, and pro-shop. btw the yard lines tiled into the floor run right into their matching lines on the field which is kind of fun I guess...





THIS also looks directly at the stadium

Pictured 'a real dump'


Lambeau is beautiful, it's Green Bay writ.large that's a dump that smells like piss. Except it doesn't smell like piss. It smells like that weird smell you get in a bowling alley. Because it's Green Bay and outside of football/Lambeau convention stuff what you have are bowling alleys.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

trevorreznik posted:

That smell is known as "beer"

And toilet paper manufacturing. Green Bay is the Toilet Paper Capital of the World after all!

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Green Bay is about as populated as Peoria, Illinois.

Excluding Lambeau, I think it's slightly nicer than Peoria.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

trevorreznik posted:

The big bridge (currently being repainted) on GB is way the heck nicer than whatever Peoria has.

Peoria's claims to fame are the riverboat casino (in east peoria), not being as racist as its neighboring town Pekin, the burger barge (also in east peoria), and having Tiktok influencers convince millenials to move there

You understand the severity of my burn then.

Also, this is Fieldhouse and One World erasure.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Dog Faced JoJo posted:

Whoa, Minneapolis has a building where I can shop at a Spencer's and get an Orange Julius? Sign me the gently caress up!

You laugh now but when you see the art and culture (a large cherry on a larger spoon) you'll know Minneapolis is the true cultural capital of the Midwest.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Dexo posted:

"Rockford is only so violent because the Thugs™ from Chicago come there and ruin that great city" - poo poo I heard all the time when growing up in Rockford.

Rockford has Green Bay beat on Beefaroos per capita :smuggo:

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

R.D. Mangles posted:

what the gently caress is a beef a roo

I dunno, what's the beef with you?

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Dr. Lunchables posted:

Beefaroo sells fries covered in nacho cheese in a cup.

Pairs well with the olive burger. In a similar way that Bears Nation hopes DJ Moore pairs well with Justin Fields!

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012


Suspending away the team right when there's a lick of hope is peak Lions

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012


Revenge for the Bears' line killing him all those years.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012


Sources at the scene were concerned for Cutler's safety as he took a seven step stop before firing

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

SKULL.GIF posted:

The Cubs betrayed their idenity is the problem here.

The Cubsposting has breached containment! This is not a drill!!!

Which Bears offensive players are most like Matt Mervis? Christopher Morel? Is anyone on the roster offense defense or ST enough of a leader to be Cool Kyle?

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Mooney getting jacked because he knows DJ Moore is going to get the targets. Time to be Chicago's Hines Ward and run block baby

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

R.D. Mangles posted:

They're not going to build the stadium.

What sports team will become Patrick Ryan's new sugar baby and why is it the Chicago Bears

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Gary Bears, here we come!

The Rosemont Bears at O'Hare Bearport

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Henchman of Santa posted:

Welcome to O'Bear Bearport

Given all the Brian Urlacher restoration ads it would be O'Bear Hairport

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Bear down
The O'Hare Bears
Let every plane drown out the game like a banshee
Bear down
The O'Hare Bears
At least the El stops in the park's vicinity

We'll never forget how you went to Arlington
They raise taxes, you run
Bear down
The O'Hare Bears
Let them know we're no longer downtown
You're the clear cut best in the far Northwest
The O'Hare Bears
Bear down

:stoke:

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

IcePhoenix posted:

The Falcons series was also seven parts so unless they're longer episodes it almost feels like it won't be enough


1. Wrong Way Run
2. Herschel Walker Trade
3. Gary Anderson
4. Straight Cash Homey
5. Sex Cruise

Each of these individual moments deserve an episode and it doesn't mention a single Vikings SB team, their legendary old coach, or how fuckin bonkers Fran Tarkenton is, lmao

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

MikeCrotch posted:

It's gonna be real funny to reread this after Jared Goof re-emerges and he gets benched halfway through the season

Jared Goff reminds me of Drew Bledsoe and this would be a pretty Bledsoe outcome

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Danny LaFever posted:

Does Hendon Hooker become Tom Brady in this scenario?

Not until next year, at least.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

GNU Order posted:

Norm Macdonald voice
Kirk Cousins, quarterback of the Minnesota Vikings, when asked about the idea of having a gay teammate, said he would "welcome them" but that "nobody's perfect" and that he would "hope to lead them to Jesus".

I know the Bible says judge not lest ye be judged, but this guy sounds like a real jerk!

Kirk Cousins is just trying to soften the criticism he'll get with his play and is trying to circulate the nobody's perfect idea now. That's chess not checkers.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

SKULL.GIF posted:

For how cheap it was to get him I think it's worthwhile. Sometimes players just need to be in a different environment to be able to show the talent that got them drafted.

Mims is going to be going from WR6 in New York to like in the mix for WR3 with Raymond now that Jameson is suspended. They gave up a 6th and got a 7th back. This is the kind of thing the Bears did a few times last year and I thought it was good for them too.

The amount given up also means they don't have any sticker shock associated with Mims so if he loving sucks it up in camp he's probably just cut.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/clayharbs82/status/1682074652271689742

drat, gonna be a shame when his hopes and dreams are crushed like every other potentially talented offensive player who plays for this lovely organization.

That's not fair.

There's a chance you finally get a franchise QB and Stafford him

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Justin Fields has the physical tools to be a good passer. Also I think the only appropriate way to post about him is if he's a Cubs prospect that is One Year Away from breaking out. There needs to be a Mash Mervis esque nickname for him.

Also his dog is a HoF caliber dog. So fuckin cute.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

R.D. Mangles posted:

Is there any evidence that Cole Kmet isn't just a guy?

He's no Desmond Clark that's for sure

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

It's #9 Tight End money. That's lower than I expected.

69 targets was a nice share of last year's passing volume, but Kmet played 94% of offensive snaps last year. This might indicate they're going to involve him more.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012


Nobody tell him that means something.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Shrimpy posted:

Is this going to be like in WWE where they named a women's stable the "Submission Sorority" and then promptly changed it a week later?

No because WWE knew what they were doing when they did that lol

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

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You'll save big money,
You'll save big-money,
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Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

xbilkis posted:

Holding a lifelong grudge against the Arizona Cardinals for abandoning Chicago

Hey I already have squatter's rights on this gimmick

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Danny LaFever posted:

Shaun Hill was really good. Our 3rd string one year was Drew Stanton who i vaguely recall them beating Green Bay (maybe their super bowl year?) by 7-3.

Drew Stanton is the truth.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

R.D. Mangles posted:

who is going to be the first Score caller to demand dey put dat kid Tyson out there at quarterback and move justin to RB

It'll be Carmen Defalco and it'll be week 3

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012


The backup QB is the clipboard guy. That's what Peterman was born for. Bagent is sitting in the reserve role, like an elite closer, keeping his arm fresh and ready to get this QB controversy 'a startin'

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Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

MediaPlayerClassic posted:

/depressed jon bois voice:

Congratulations to the Detroit Lions, winners of Super Bowl LVII. This is their first.

I don't know how anyone could be sad about Detroit winning a super bowl, even in the context of a Vikings Video Essay

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