NFC North 2023: Inappropriately courting Cousins is just what you do in Georgia

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Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

gently caress the Packers posted:

gently caress the Packers.

gently caress the Packers posted:
gently caress the Packers.

gently caress the Packers posted:
gently caress the Packers.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2023 01:07

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 09:47

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Sataere posted:

The NFL has jumped the bear.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2023 17:06

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Gonz posted:

Carolina drafting a QB at 1
Houston drafting a QB at 2
Cardinals probably drafting Will Anderson Jr. at 3
Colts drafting a QB at 4
Seahawks ????? at 5

JALEN CARTER TO THE LIONS, COME ON DOWNNNNNNNNN

Seahawks Bijan Robinson at 5 and I'll :smithicide:

# ¿ Mar 11, 2023 00:42

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Hot Diggity! posted:

Elon Musk decided what people wanted is even longer tweets, despite nobody wanting that

He sees things that we don't.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2023 18:52

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Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1641539391209328642

Nathan Peterman must be the best player coach/teacher/hype man backup QB in the league.

I highly value Nathan Peterman being in the National Football League. He brings me joy imagining him getting a chance to play again and the comedy that would ensue.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2023 00:11

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Billy Taylor, Long Snapper, Rutgers

# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 16:55

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Parallelwoody posted:

More guaranteed wins baby let's gooo (don't @ me when the wheels fall off)

Lions going to lose to the Rodgers led Jets in the Super Bowl.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2023 23:36

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It would not surprise me if it was both the books reporting to the NFL and the NFL snooping on the Lion's wifi.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 20:38

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Pontius Pilate posted:

�in Canton!!

# ¿ Apr 22, 2023 01:22

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Caleb Williams in Green Bay after a year of sucking with Love.

That sounds dirty.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 04:55

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YOLOsubmarine posted:

3500 yards, 25 TDs and 11 ints. Do you think Love beats that next year?

Love conquers all right?

# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 18:55

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Pontius Pilate posted:

he has beautiful wifi in his beautiful house

but very limited cellular

If only there was a way to bridge that gap.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2023 20:15

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Danny LaFever posted:

Hey when he played the lions he certainly looked like a pro-bowler

Yeah but the Lions had a great defenshahahahahahahahaha

# ¿ May 2, 2023 22:27

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Gonz posted:

Remember when Matt Flynn played the final game of the season for the Packers that one time against the Lions and threw for 10,000 yards and a bunch of touchdowns and then Seattle got utterly bamboozled into giving him a large offseason contract that was based one that one game where he was playing against the Lions practice squad?

https://twitter.com/mflynn3/status/1475836675070779397

# ¿ May 3, 2023 02:29

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Salt it so you never have to mow again.

# ¿ May 10, 2023 18:05

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Chris James 2 posted:

Yep, 4-0

It's all about winning the important ones

# ¿ Aug 27, 2023 16:33

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Lady Radia posted:

they're only going to break my heart again. i was free for years.. god dammit...

Regular soul crushing losses just don't have that same weight anymore. Gotta feed em a little hope, let them rise a bit before bringing them crashing back down into abject misery. Bottle up some of that good suffering so you can marinate your steak in it later.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2023 06:18

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HootTheOwl posted:

We all will.
Only death can free us

Jokes on you, I'm already drafting provisions in my will to pay for servers and train a chatbot to shitpost like me. You'll never escape. None of us will.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2023 15:58

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The Bears should look to Chicago's mercantile history and focus on being true draft capitalists. It's in their blood after all. Look at how they raced after that number one pick last year. Just accumulate draft picks over everything else.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 03:42

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Dexo posted:

Free Justin Jefferson and Anthony Edwards imo

Free Kirk Cousins. Please, take him. Seriously, no charge. All yours. Enjoy!

# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 05:59

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Abugadu posted:

Ernie Davis I guess could qualify too, though he publicly claimed he didn't instigate the trade. But I think it could be reasonably inferred that not wanting to play for the most racist owner after being the first black Heisman winner was presumable.

For those of you wondering why you haven't heard of him, he got traded to the Browns and then promptly died of leukemia before playing a down for them at age 23.

He clearly took the lesser of two evils.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 08:22

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God drat the NFL's writers are going spicy early this year.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 21:42

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

OK, you've convinced me. The Twitter randos were right and he's actually ten Jimmy Savilles in a trenchcoat and killed the Lindbergh Baby.

Don't forget he killed Tupac too.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2023 06:31

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Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1704823628381012047

Finally a stabilizing force is back in the lockerroom.

Game changing news.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2023 14:01

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I'll take anyone other than a McCaskey at this point

Not you, Dan Snyder

*Monkey paw curls and Carrot Top walks in*

# ¿ Sep 21, 2023 16:45

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R.D. Mangles posted:

more like Awo-SIKE

# ¿ Sep 23, 2023 05:08

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Sataere posted:

The Bears are praying that is all anyone wants to talk about

*monkey paw curls*

So what's your plan now that Justin Fields is out for the season with a torn ACL?

# ¿ Sep 24, 2023 01:03

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Parallelwoody posted:

Yeah I don't think I've heard a more damning phrase that signals the house needs to be completely cleaned out.

They should mix it up with their hires this round. Go with a coach named Ryan and a GM named Matt.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 17:19

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tinstaach posted:

(assuming, of course, that he would have thrived in Detroit the same way he is thriving in Philly).

I feel like he's thriving in part because he's on the Philadelphia Bulldogs and the familiarity that brings.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 21:33

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SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/RobDemovsky/status/1707596289842548885

Sorry about your next 24 trips to Lambeau Lions fans. But hey, at least one of them won't be a loss!

# ¿ Sep 29, 2023 05:04

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SourKraut posted:

So what you're saying is... there's hope for Fields yet!

(if he can escape to another team)

So you're saying there's no hope for Fields. Poor guy. But that's the plight of RBs in the modern NFL.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2023 10:19

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Gonz posted:

Now put Boltman in it.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2023 18:58

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FAT32 SHAMER posted:

Fantasy football is heaps of fun provided you don’t start out as a loser manchild

You do know where you're posting right?

# ¿ Sep 30, 2023 05:16

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HootTheOwl posted:

Suh-laces

# ¿ Sep 30, 2023 16:36

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Gonz posted:

A 50/50 raffle during the first half to determine which lucky fan gets to be the ~~executioner~~ executed in this situation.

FTFY

# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 00:10

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SKULL.GIF posted:

Nah. Sacrificial lamb at Jerryworld. Fat Mike gets the last laugh

Fat Mike's destiny is to lose Super Bowl 59 to the Aaron Rodgers Jets.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 17:44

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FAT32 SHAMER posted:

It’s called the London Look mate

Very high fashion

Clearly hasn't watched America's Next Top Model. Very flawsome.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2023 19:40

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C-Euro posted:

blah blah blah blah "Anal Zone" blah blah improving in the back half blah blah blah bringing the pressure blah blah blah blah FINALE.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2023 22:28

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Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/1714374073944330567

Bears only one game out of being in the hunt babyeee

For the #1 pick or the playoffs?

# ¿ Oct 18, 2023 23:58

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 09:47

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HootTheOwl posted:

Kaleb Williams is going to backup Justin until he's 26 and you're all going to be like "drat, another fuckign mobile Chicago QB? How is Ben Johnson going to gently caress up the NFCCG this year?"
And then I'm going to have to learn a bunch of other fake nonsense stats that didn't ever come up before but now are somehow super relevant. Like "air yards" or "time to throw". It's fantasy football phrenology because you just can't tell me how dumb you think these black qbs are, but hey now you can launder it through the S1 or whatever.

It's passing yds/pocket time utilized(s)(PYPTUS). It's the new QBR.

# ¿ Oct 21, 2023 01:37

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