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Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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mobby_6kl posted:

In the meantime, actual russian propaganda is busy promoting the American MIC:

https://i.imgur.com/ZX7P0WV.mp4

(it's cut off because of imgur but you can imagine how it goes)

Better soundtrack:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uPoDNEn3I0

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Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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If Russians cut back on war crimes, you know poo poo is serious. :stare:

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Aug 18, 2008

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Vakal posted:

That poor concrete floor.

lol It's destroying concrete just by existing.

free hubcaps posted:

hopkin green tank

LOL

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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TaurusTorus posted:

Just sell Japan Shetland, bingo bongo Japan's in the north atlantic.

But do we really want to risk a combination of anime and ponies?

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Philonius posted:

I was surprised to find that the replacement for the B2, the B-21 Raider, is further along than I thought. They're working towards first flight this year:



Same general shape, but I expect over 30 years of advancements make for quite a difference, under the hood.

Let's crowdfund one of the replaced B2's for Ukraine. We can call it the Ghost of Kyiv.

Where are the control surfaces? :psyduck:

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1653928799715688448
A major oil refinery in Krasnodar Krai appears to have come to grief.

Griefing, actually. Primary suspect was seen wearing a teal shirt and blue jeans, holding a 1 meter cube of TNT and a flint and steel.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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How the gently caress does someone see this in a mirror and think "Yeah, I'm good. Public appearance time!"

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Holy poo poo.

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Aug 18, 2008

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Nooner posted:

U guys think that dude the old lady gave the sunflower seeds to is still alive?

Reincarnated as a sunflower.

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Aug 18, 2008

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HonorableTB posted:

just lmao that russian army was considered the second best in the world and now they're the second best army in russia

Somehow fit this into the thread title.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Mederlock posted:

https://twitter.com/LenerdoDicrapio/status/1661126393101680640


drat, John McCain called it /all/ way back in 2015.

The last real man in the republican party.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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I'm sure the russian media will be gripen' about this! 🤣

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Aug 18, 2008

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steinrokkan posted:

Aren't kinzhals air-carried iskander ICBMs? So they should be hypersonic, but who knows, it's Russia, and they are currently putting their missile scientists on trial for reason, so things probably aren't going well

For *treason*, but Russia putting people on trial for reason is still plausible.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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The sequel is way better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6skqOouxuFs

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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That second guy ate too many beets and turned red.

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Aug 18, 2008

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Have Ukrainians tried stuffing a time bomb under the panels of a washing machine? Like, it starts ticking when someone grabs it, then they get it back to the base and a little while later kablooey!

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Aug 18, 2008

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Half the squad deserted
The other half is those actors at their ages today.

"Ow my back!"

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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There's a comic book in this place that will give you +10 radiation resistance. It says +5 when you pick it up but it's actually +10.

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Aug 18, 2008

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HonorableTB posted:

counteroffensive confirmed to have begun, ukrainians masters of maskirovka

https://twitter.com/intermarium24/status/1665748337067171840?s=20

Baba Yaga has entered the chat.

Pants of brown, now fall down.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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TulliusCicero posted:

...an entire country whose state religion is toxic masculinity

Literally the most accurate thing ever posted in this thread.

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Aug 18, 2008

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Dwesa posted:

Regarding the fate of Russian soldiers that were digging trenches in irradiated soil

https://twitter.com/RFERL/status/1666373040429465600

Really want a video where they show one of these guys a Russian dub of the HBO Chernobyl docudrama and explain "That's what that big building over there was."

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Aug 18, 2008

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Data Graham posted:

It's also nuts to me how simple the motivations for all the poo poo that happens these days are. None of this is a massive intricate world-spanning conspiracy to pit various rival factions against each other. It's just one guy who wants to loving take over the world like a god drat cartoon.

Like Trump with his documents. Oh well it's this secret master plan to expose the Deep State and Biden's corruption and blah and foo! No he's just a loving toddler who stole cool poo poo.

The world and civilization are infinitely complex but it's the most reptile-brain biological thrashings that threaten to tear it all down

I think we were all just overthinking poo poo.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Ukraine is now the endpoint of the entire western military industrial complex. There's more coming. There's always more coming.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Now explain to the cat that Putin unleashed the water and give him directions to Moscow.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Another example of a fascist seeking missile working perfectly.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Isn't that the stuff that makes your arms literally explode?

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Honestly this guy's proportions are less hosed up than' Popeyes.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Okay christ this is the second time in like a week this thread has reminded of Fallout 4.

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Aug 18, 2008

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They give walmart employees a list of code phrases to use to describe various incidents. This is the one for an active shooter.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Putin in the shits.

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Aug 18, 2008

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Karate Bastard posted:

One day putin will take the really big one, and poop him self out his own rear end hole and disappear round the u bend, to sleep, perchance to dream

Someday he'll go to get all the poo cleaned out of his insides and he'll just deflate into an empty skin suit.

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Aug 18, 2008

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Disco Pope posted:

This thread is either like:

18 New posts: NATO has directly entered the war and the nuclear plant has failed!!!

Or

18 New posts: lol farts

We live in an age where coming up with with a degrading enough nickname for Putin could literally change the course of history.

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Aug 18, 2008

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HonorableTB posted:

Understandable, but...drat



imagine losing so much equipment in a war you started that you break a man whose sole purpose was counting your destroyed vehicles and you grind him into dust

https://twitter.com/oryxspioenkop/status/1670813480998297600?s=20

Can't blame him.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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God almighty they've created Gizmoduck!

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Aug 18, 2008

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I just poo poo my pants, sir!

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Aug 18, 2008

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Celexi posted:

lmao is this for real or I'm I in a coma since 2016 because LOL at the world now

Your eyes snap open to the beeping of life support systems. A nurse in the room with you screams and runs from the room as you sit up. You grunt as you rip the various wires and tubes from yourself, the tape tearing at the skin in the gaps shaved into your black fur. Then you remember: the child, falling. The man with the rifle, the gunshot.

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Aug 18, 2008

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Dr Spangle posted:

this went from desert storm to desert bus

Y'all slept on this great post.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Holy poo poo.

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Aug 18, 2008

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Aramis posted:

None of this is making any sense at all. Prigozhin folded like a wet blanket for a completely bullshit deal. WTF even was the point of this in the first place?

Putin knows politics, but not war. Gettin' Priggy with it' knows war, but not politics. And the remaining gap in your understanding is due to the fact that fascists are so loving dumb that it's difficult for an educated person to grok their perspective.

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Aug 18, 2008

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naem posted:

chicken coop

Cope Coop.

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