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TheSwizzler posted:thread needs a little lever you can pull and it turns into a post your pet thread for when the fuzz shows up The post where Toblerone Triangular coined the phrase 'purestrain gold' is behind a hidden door that only opens with a secret knock.
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Mia Wasikowska posted:this is my dog. hes sleepy and 19 years old That's a good dog. My dude held on until he couldn't in October. He was a good boy, but didn't like getting his picture taken. 
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Mar 10, 2023 03:26
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Captain Jesus posted:My other favorite was the insane "Yummy mommy" thread where goons were actually posting pictures of their "hot" moms which culminated with Samurai Asspirate posting pictures of his stepmom who he wanted to gently caress and actually made some pathetic moves on (and who also gets frequently confused with Microwave's mom). Was it Microwave or that other guy who started that thread. I always remembered it as Microwave, have I been wrong this whole time?
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Mar 10, 2023 13:05
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Grassy Knowles posted:Sitting here giggling like I’m at the dentist at the intrusive thought “Home of the frog hog” Great, now I'm thinking "Home of the Frog Hog" too. Thanks.
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Mar 10, 2023 18:28
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Col. Tigh leans his ear to the bulkhead, and hears the faint whisper of "Home of the Frog Hog". "It's in the ship..." He growls. "It's inside the frakking ship!"
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TheSwizzler posted:Main things I remember about Microwave Didn't Microwave also sometimes do threads where he'd draw quick doodles of goons' absurd suggestions? Like "A mountain that just smelled someone fart" type suggestions.
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Mar 11, 2023 00:15
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Why does the cat have a calculator? Are cats good at math, because I still need to do my taxes.
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Mar 13, 2023 04:25
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What physics problem is this for?
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Mar 13, 2023 16:33
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Doctor Goat posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3473660 Wait, they ate dry dog food? I can almost - almost - understand eating wet dog food, but DRY KIBBLE?!
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Mar 14, 2023 15:43
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:how is that worse than wet Famethrowa posted:yeah what kibble is basically just meat cereal. wet food is unbelievably gross. Maybe I'm just remember the times I had to fish out a piece of water-logged kibble from my dog's water bowl or the times he'd down his full meal then immediately barf. Usually right under where I was sitting. Dog-warmed mushy kibble is not a scent that easily leaves one's memory. Wet food always struck me as, at worst, meat paste - very definitely loving horrid to eat, but I guess if you were in a pinch, you have to make do.
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Mar 14, 2023 16:02
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Famethrowa posted:wet food is essentially wet "dog warmed mushy kibble", blended and sat in a tin for months.. Yeah, he fuckin' loved everything he was given, and most of the things he would sniff out on walks - especially rabbit and deer poo poo.
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Mar 14, 2023 16:32
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Frank Frank posted:It’s loving wild that the first reply is from ANOTHER dogmurder guy I wasn’t even a aware of. How many dogmurder people do we have? Perma'd in the same thread as the Dog Bricker perma, too, WTF
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Mar 14, 2023 20:55
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I was behind on the series and had stopped reading the novels like halfway through the first one so when it changed, I remember thinking that it must be just a fake spoiler troll. Then I got to the episode and LOL
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Mar 21, 2023 03:18
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TheSwizzler posted:Tyranny is a very good game with an awesome setting and concept I played it a while ago and only remember the dude who was basically sealed in his gross, rusty armor. I should probably play it again.
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Mar 21, 2023 03:26
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Xaris posted:the story of the GBS goon who would literally vomit if he saw a green vegetable and could only eat chicken nuggets and pizza everyday whips rear end On the one hand "I'm a SUPERTASTER" is funny as gently caress. On the other, goddamn, that dude sounds miserable - to be and to be around. And Jesus that penultimate post 
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Mar 21, 2023 04:26
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lil poopendorfer posted:-got “2016 sucked” tattooed on his chest and it was his only tattoo I believe I wonder if he got ones for further years - like how do you get one for 2016, but not 2020?
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Mar 21, 2023 12:32
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Famethrowa posted:I had someone return a dollar fifty hot dog combo meal after demolishing the hot dog and drinking the soda. respect. Give that person the medal of honor because that's some drat courage.
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Mar 21, 2023 21:04
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lobster shirt posted:i had primal rage for the sega genesis and loved playing as the hosed up lizard with the long neck. it was blue. fun game. my brother was really bad at it though so he would never play it with me because i always kicked his rear end at it lol. Primal Rage and XMEN Vs. Street Fighter are the fondest memories of elementary school skate parties.
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Mar 22, 2023 03:45
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I only read the first two I think? Up until the one that ends with the male protag getting ganged up on by his nerd friends and forcibly undergoes 17th century surgery for his kidney stone. That's when I went "Ok, that's enough Stephenson for me, thanks!"
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Mar 23, 2023 17:02
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Fritz the Horse posted:love to read about our hero Jack Shaftoe and his syphilitic dick rotting off or w/e "Half-cocked" Jack is a pretty funny name though, tbf
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Mar 23, 2023 17:20
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some plague rats posted:I heard that rust marstalis creep had decided it was the proper venue to litigate something I said and, god love me, I just cannot help myself The rate at which you can go from a post to a red av buy so angry it's not even proofread is pretty astounding. Are you getting at least a branded mug for your efforts at raising SA's revenue?
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Mar 24, 2023 00:25
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TheSwizzler posted:roleplaying as victorian children while a furry breaks into their house on christmas eve I must have missed this phase and I can't say I'm disappointed.
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Mar 24, 2023 00:40
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I mean, those Star Wars cross section books were definitely some of my favorites as a kid, so I get the appeal.
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Mar 24, 2023 01:22
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Maybe I do have a moral aversion to making money because here goes. You could have continued doing this forever if you weren't trying to pin the blame on another user. I read your posts in the GBS thread and thought to myself "drat - who would be dumb enough to buy that avatar in response to those posts?" It seemed to good to be true from your perspective, and well, it was. Why the gently caress would you buy this avatar for yourself? I know you are aware of the ongoing discussion about avatar traceability. The part that has gone unsaid is that I can look up when someone buys an avatar for themselves, and that's what you did here. You log in to the forums to do so and they are associated with your account. I'm gonna have to revoke my suggestion that she get a branded mug for her fundraising efforts. This is the kinda poo poo that deserves hand prints and an autograph in concrete in for people to take their picture next to when visiting the Something Awful Offices.
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Mar 24, 2023 11:56
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I'm really glad this happened so early today because I was pretty sure I wasn't going to get any work done today and LOL this fuckin' seals the deal.
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Mar 24, 2023 12:34
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:the true crime here is giving some of the worst posters on the site a chance to gloat If spr is put in the Leper's Colony for this, let this be the reason given.
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Mar 24, 2023 13:23
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Captain Invictus posted:nah, what she did, while we can laugh and laugh and laaaaaugh at it, was hosed up manipulative poo poo that also is harmful for the reasons Endorph stated previously. That Jeffrey didn't pair that Final Atomic Buster without even at minimum a ban, merely a de-ranking and a get-well-soon, is pretty surprising. It's (apparently, allegedly) being discussed: vyelkin posted:It's very possible. Forgive us if we take a moment to figure out the next step, this is such a bizarre situation that there isn't an established precedent or anything.
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Mar 24, 2023 13:25
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DaysBefore posted:Oh drat didn't know Jeff made a post about you too, link that poo poo
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Mar 24, 2023 13:39
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:lol are you sure I carry no forums grudges. Because 95% of the time I have no posting object permanence. 5% of the time something lodges in my idiot brain that makes me LOL. This is gonna take up a LOT of that 5% now.
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Mar 24, 2023 14:11
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Marcade posted:Yeah, Lowtax even ghosted himself. 
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henkman posted:I'm pretty sure most of those 6ers are over by now Jeffrey must now add extra hours in each day to allow those posters the 6 hours of posting that was taken from them.
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Mar 24, 2023 15:44
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CyberPingu posted:Admins must be really head stratching over what to do with this incredibly easy to handle situation Admins are so used to Jeffrey blowing something up and leaving massive amounts of damage, that when he sets off a bomb like this they have no idea what to do. Like a war movie where a dude takes off at a sprint through the open and all the enemy soldiers just stare and go "What the... Steve, you seein' this? You're seeing this, right? What the gently caress...."
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haha what posted:hmm 700 unread posts It's all Yakuza chat, unfortunately, you haven't missed anything. There have been no developments on any aspect of the forums. All is well.
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Mr Teatime posted:
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That DICK! posted:im also glad because that extra love was definitely intentional and makes it funnier It was perfectly engineered to look like a red av bought in anger because it actually WAS bought in anger.
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womb with a view posted:The PYF chat thread liked the unimpressed shrimp It's a VERY good av candidate
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Leal posted:Well that is an interesting permaban in the leper's colony Meltdown May keeps kicking off earlier every year
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:TBH I'm okay with Jeff just being this kind of slumbering elder god who wakes from his nap every few months to obliterate some poor fool and then goes back to bed May he sleep for a thousand years. But if he wakes sooner, let it be just as hilarious as this time.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:lmao OP, well done. For the record, she also bought the "ASK ME ABOUT DENYING GENOCIDES" title. That one seems much more in line with her trolling style, at least as I understood it before yesterday, but it's funny that it's what made you suspicious. LMAO
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