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VideoKid posted:The company I work for had all our money in Signature. Just got a text from my boss “Tomorrow will be fun 🫠” hahaha gently caress, sorry we had all our money in svb but we managed to pull it out before the bank run hit in full.
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mastershakeman posted:So did that guy who bought sbv stock make the right call No. SVB is dead. Their stock is worth $0.00.
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Mar 13, 2023 00:42
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do you think people will look back on this thread like the 08 threads
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Mar 13, 2023 00:43
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soft landing achieved time to cut rates back to -2%
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Mar 13, 2023 00:43
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mastershakeman posted:So did that guy who bought sbv stock make the right call no, the stock got deleted with a space laser at like 11am eastern Friday. Anyone holding stock at that time is now holding space laser ash.
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Mar 13, 2023 00:43
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It's been an honor,
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if anyone has good content for the OP lmk
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Mar 13, 2023 00:44
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anime was right posted:hahaha gently caress, sorry I was on a call on Friday where the CEO wanted to pull it all out and the CFO was like “you can’t stuff all of our operating capital under a mattress”
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Mar 13, 2023 00:44
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Vox Nihili posted:so does the FDIC have a ton of discretion to choose how it uses the premiums bank pay into it? I always thought their mandate was pretty much set, but maybe they can just decide "lol all deposits are covered for now, because we can"???? There's a special clause that says if enough feds get together, close their eyes, and chant "systematically important" than can use unlimited money to do anything. So they did. That's numberwang!
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Mar 13, 2023 00:44
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coelomate posted:picking up the old discussion as we parse the new not-a-bailout bailout: Yep. This event has allowed them to protect the wealthy and big business from any adverse effects from rate hikes going forward.
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Mar 13, 2023 00:45
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im bringing my memes over from the old thread as my metaphorical champagne bottle christening
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Mar 13, 2023 00:45
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lol lmao
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Mar 13, 2023 00:46
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they're dead
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Spaced God posted:do you think people will look back on this thread like the 08 threads Not unless we start posting more slurs
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Mar 13, 2023 00:46
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anime was right posted:if anyone has good content for the OP lmk 
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anime was right posted:if anyone has good content for the OP lmk Follow Wolff https://twitter.com/profwolff?t=x3ZAQYQaYRXGQ87PBuv0Iw&s=09 Follow Democracy@Work https://twitter.com/democracyatwrk?t=PktU4NajkHKLhsjyR23uog&s=09 https://youtube.com/@democracyatwrk I have a lot more but those are the great ones.
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Mar 13, 2023 00:47
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SKULL.GIF posted:No. SVB is dead. Their stock is worth $0.00. Buy the dip
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SKULL.GIF posted:No. SVB is dead. Their stock is worth $0.00. Good
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VideoKid posted:I was on a call on Friday where the CEO wanted to pull it all out and the CFO was like “you can’t stuff all of our operating capital under a mattress” lol
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blood?
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It's not name brand Bailout™, it's generic backstopping
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Mar 13, 2023 00:47
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 wikipedia works quick lol
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Mar 13, 2023 00:48
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*wrestles money hose away from Yellen for a second, aims directly into mouth*
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Mar 13, 2023 00:48
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anime was right posted:if anyone has good content for the OP lmk is big short cringe here? I like this scene https://youtu.be/A25EUhZGBws
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Mar 13, 2023 00:48
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Wrex Ruckus posted:blood? unlikely but we’ll see
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lol, lmao
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Mar 13, 2023 00:48
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I use credit cards for everything because the government will bail out banks before it bails out me!
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Mar 13, 2023 00:49
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ASX is heading down but it's also a weakass market that just follows the lead of larger exchanges. with nothing to follow today, it's just going on momentum from last week. japan opens soon.
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Mar 13, 2023 00:49
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SKULL.GIF posted:First Republic is likely to be next. First Republic Says Everything Is Fine.
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Mar 13, 2023 00:49
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hope yall like the thread title on this one someone make hoots IK again
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Mar 13, 2023 00:49
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Raskolnikov38 posted:unlikely but we’ll see number go up?
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Vox Nihili posted:so does the FDIC have a ton of discretion to choose how it uses the premiums bank pay into it? I always thought their mandate was pretty much set, but maybe they can just decide "lol all deposits are covered for now, because we can"???? I'm sure the banks paying into the FDIC, all were begging them to do it...
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Mar 13, 2023 00:49
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ground floor
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spacemang_spliff posted:number go up? probably
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Mar 13, 2023 00:50
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lemme just get a taste of the money. just a bit. c'mon, gimme the hose
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Mar 13, 2023 00:50
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ground floor for exciting times!
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SKULL.GIF posted:No. SVB is dead. Their stock is worth $0.00. Buy the dip
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pokemon go to the atm and WITHDRAW EVERYTHING
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