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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Woah woah woah woah hold the gently caress on.

Hardee’s is Carl’s Jr?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Nice!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Lpzie posted:

i know just the goon that should run GoonBank....

Free cumshitter

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Brrrmph posted:

is that the guy who ran away with the goon fund? was that ever flushed out?

Goa Tse-tung posted:

no cumshitter doxxed a goon, iirc while drunk

Sorta, I think he just threatened to post or use information the goon had already posted? It was weird.

But yeah, Goonfund Plinkey is back, richer than ever!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


So? I always do this when I find out there are no consequences to my stupid decisions

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

apatheticman posted:

Ambrosia apples are the best, followed by pink lady.

Cosmic crisp dares touch what Ambrosia apples have but fails like all tech companies reaching towards perfection.

Great big granny smith apples or I'll pass, thanks

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

err posted:

im going to start using chatgpt for my posts

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

running out of money? just add more money, duh

That's ridiculous. How can you run out of money when there is infinite money?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Don't think I saw this here yet

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1637233605947834368


lmao

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Hahahahahahhaha

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1637335584296321025

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

webcams for christ posted:

the US is absolutely bleeding-edge in designing new ways to transfer wealth upward.

unrelated: Strong & Stable

https://twitter.com/LizAnnSonders/status/1638137304387670016

https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1623017996699443202

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

webcams for christ posted:

the food and non-alcoholic drink component of UK CPI has steadily continued to rise and is now at a 45-year high at 18.2%

https://twitter.com/premnsikka/status/1638473504994598912

“Can't rebuild the economy by condemning millions to poverty.”

All we can do is try, try again.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Double beat on earnings and revenue re-ignited a sentimental favorite.

Slightly less bullshit than this

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Whoa man, such a sad end. My condolences.

Turn on your monitor.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

StrugglingHoneybun posted:

As promised earlier in the thread:






lmao

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

When my two favorite threads collide

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1643422747320803330

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

anime was right posted:

i dropped out of community college and im very successful. thank ug oons.

:hf:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1647782178292477958?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

WFG :smug:

E: Oh snap I got Ashnikko’d.

Funny because I just listened to this song again. Can’t get enough of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqgK4llE1cw

WrasslorMonkey has issued a correction as of 03:41 on Apr 17, 2023

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


[Doom Econ] If you take out opioids & suicides, the US looks amazing

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Keyboard fondlers?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

For those of you interested in just absolutely hilariously obvious market manipulation



e: it's at 160, lmao

WrasslorMonkey has issued a correction as of 00:04 on Apr 28, 2023

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

WrasslorMonkey posted:

For those of you interested in just absolutely hilariously obvious market manipulation



e: it's at 160, lmao

This went on to hit 200, drop to 100, then go up to 260, and ended at 230.

Zero news, just pure pumping madness. Craziest poo poo I've ever seen (I wasn't watching the HKD bullshit).

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

cool av posted:

and what is TOP financial group limited

Some Chinese company. A few other Chinese companies were getting sympathy plays at the same time. Some bullshit Chinese "logistics" company got a huge pump and dump ipo, same with a new car company. Both of them had janky-rear end websites that looked like they were thrown together in a day.

The stock market is such a huge joke, so entertaining.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/deitaone/status/1652202489855221760?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

:patriot:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

lmao

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1652986168097529858

longs are sweating bullets right about now

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

coelomate posted:

they’re only sweating if they’re too dumb to know they already lost lmao

Oh man, you wanna talk about dumb, people were all about buying the dip at 3.50

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

The number of Chinese shell company stocks being pumped the last few days has been mind boggling. I'm just sitting back and watching in amazement. I've just about stopped looking them up because I know what they're going to be.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


https://seekingalpha.com/news/3962640-first-republic-bank-stockholders-are-now-creditors-joining-line-of-claimants

"According to the FDIC, stockholders will be fourth, and last, in line to collect on claims, following depositors, general unsecured creditors, and subordinated debt holders."

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

euphronius posted:

that’s almost 2 hours long ??

It's complicated.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


ok, I'm like 80% sure this guy is a satirist

https://twitter.com/BradTroemel/status/1599468366452097024

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


75

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Treat yourself and open up the WAL and PACW stock charts and watch them keep halting down

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1654135770616066049

WAL shares blast off, PACW shares reverse

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Oglethorpe posted:

what the hell shopify is up 23%

oh they laid off 20% of their people lmao

of course

I can't remember which company I saw got a good bump from laying off 80% of their workforce, lmao

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

euphronius posted:

let sleeping dogs lie is basically my philosophy in life

Hell yeah

https://i.imgur.com/AS0On6u.mp4

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

gently caress the tree.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Centrist Committee posted:

ai still can’t draw hands i see

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Xaris posted:

this is the problem with all the MMT perverts (who, mostly have died out by the end of the 2010s). yeah it kinda works when your currency is the petrodollar backed up by decades of hegemonic imperial expansion, violently couping and genociding even the faintest whiff of another country not playing ball, and saddling everyone up with debt and forced to buy USD.

for years, the money printer for rich ppl worked because there's 2 economies: the financial capital economy, and productive economy. basically they could print infinite money for hedge funds n private equity because they then just spend it paper inflating luxury art or tech stocks back and forth, but when the eye of $auron turned towards housing, it blew up into the stratosphere like a tech stock. now the USD is substantially weaker and the imperial peripheral is waning and it has to interface with the "productive economy" of not just america but also, more importantly, other countries' productive economies.

also the elite have undergone cerebral desertification and are unable to make decisions that would resolve its hemorrhaging because those decisions have been offloaded to the cybernetics of the system. it is quite literally impossible for it to change course and start taxing finance capital. even cutting the trillion $ defence budget is impossible

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