WWE General Thread: He woo'd directly into a blind grandmother's face.

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Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

D.N. Nation posted:

For me, it's Finn/KOR at one of the pandemic Takeovers.

In the "they'd never do it" part of my brain, I was thinking it'd be cool if Finn beat Seth and then Priest cashed in on Roman so you've got All The Belts And Also Dom, but nah, Judgment Day are losers 'cept Rhea

I just want Finn to do a couple years in AEW, and have matches with all the old Bullet Club guys. And a match with Danielson, because I�ve always wanted to see that. Nakamura can come too.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 17:27

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 06:41

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

TK rubbing his hands together.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2023 00:30

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Kevin Nash the other day said he offered to be the master of ceremonies at Summerslam but �They don�t want this loving liberal anywhere near that show�

Detroit popping for Kevin Nash would almost have made SummerSlam worth watching.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2023 23:43

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He was like if Danhausen could wrestle without injuring himself.

Massively over, even when he was booked like poo poo. Even when I didn�t like the work, his effort was always top notch.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2023 02:20

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

People were pretty happy when Kenny was #1 Lulu Pencil was #500, and Danhausen was on there for the first time.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2023 21:25

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

They'll just run Cody vs Seth again.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 20:06

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Fed brains getting themselves worked up about the Rock being at Wrestlemania next year, as if he isn't going to bail out the second that the actors strike is over.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 19:20

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Rowlf Zaggler in the Impact Zone.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2023 19:31

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

MJeff posted:

Two sports entertainment shows against one another, I imagine the one with the bigger stars on it will win.

Call in the Bunny.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2023 14:54

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

How was Nakamura and Rollins?

# ¿ Oct 8, 2023 07:01

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Imagine wanting to watch NXT instead of Swerve vs Danielson, and Switchblade vs Hangman.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2023 22:06

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Chops aren�t bad if someone can do them well. I�ve mentioned before that my friend and I would gently caress with people at the bar by getting them to agree to get chopped if I took one first. I�d sell it like death to get the person nervous before they find out it�s pretty much all noise.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2023 19:42

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

What�s the problem with DIY getting back together? They kicked rear end together in NXT.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 22:33

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

But it�ll be a MOMENT when they look at their hands on the main roster.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 22:52

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Sandman McMahon posted:

I liked when Kevin Nash fought the Ninja Turtles

Dude fought the Ninja Turtles and the Punisher but knew better than mess with John Wick.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2023 05:04

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Punk is going to lose his poo poo when he can't wear a pro-choice shirt in Texas.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2023 09:45

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Good thing Talking Smack isn�t around. Punk would meltdown if the Miz cut a promo on him like he did with Danielson.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2023 17:23

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

They�re going to send him to the performance center to perform for DeSantis and his family.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2023 18:26

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

He wore a white shirt last night because he didn�t have anything else that is WWE approved.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2023 18:33

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

As long as he doesn�t get into a fight with Roman or Hunter WWE will probably bend over backwards to take his side in an argument to placate his ego.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2023 00:41

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

That's what TK did and it didn't really work

Not even close? Punk went right after The Elite.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2023 01:18

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

I wonder how Kofi feels about Punk being back.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2023 23:31

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Testekill posted:

Much like how Rampage is the fastest hour in wrestling, RAW feels like it takes an eternity to sit through three hours.

"I spent a week in WWE one Monday."

# ¿ Nov 28, 2023 03:51

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1729349311870423164

Me when I'm lying

You can see in real time as his last shred of dignity died.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2023 05:13

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Digital Jedi posted:

waiting for the simpsons cut to appear on botchamania

Exactly what I was thinking.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2023 05:29

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

WWE has done more with less, but they were probably expecting Jade to be able to hang with someone like Rhea in a fifteen minute match without being exposed. It's kind of amazing that they're not just making established talent job to her.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2023 02:48

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Imagine when Jade realized that WWE is PG and that she couldn't say "Cut the poo poo" and "That bitch" in every promo.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2023 20:32

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

oldpainless posted:

Bring back AJ Lee

She's got a bad neck, but she still has a spine.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2023 19:35

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

britishbornandbread posted:

I don�t watch either product weekly. It�d be a waste of time.

Watch more. Post less.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2023 23:30

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Is Punk going to start taking pics with Big E, or is Punk mad that his father is Ziggler?

# ¿ Dec 14, 2023 01:19

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

edogawa rando posted:

Was that Jake? I always thought it was Warrior that got farted on, among other things.

He probably did that to a lot of people. According to George Steel, Andre would also rub onions on his massive hands.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2023 09:39

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

They wanted the Rock but got Diesel.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 18:18

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Curious to see how Seth and Jinder compares to Joe and HOOK Wednesday.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 18:28

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

No way Joe and HOOK can compete with that.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 05:25

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Digital Jedi posted:

Beepie is giving away crowns

https://x.com/LexisKingWWE/status/1747451303595282445?s=20

How long until the Burger King chants?

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 05:08

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

I can buy that Shawn and Razor wanted Bret in the kliq when he had more stroke in the company than they did. I can also buy that they�d stab Bret in the back whenever it was convenient

# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 23:56

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

I help host a Royal Rumble party every year at my friends bar. It�s the only time we ever watch WWE anymore, but now we might just cancel the whole thing.

Also, there�s a lot of people using Triple HGH not being named as an excuse to still watch the fed.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 18:45

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Cody and Punk love the WWE locker room now because they're the leaders of the boys club now. Only Roman and Seth could give them any trouble with management.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2024 22:12

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Cody never recovered from the crowd turning against him in his feud with Malakai Black. He thought it was going to be like his dad beating up Kevin Sullivan or something, but the audience just wanted to see Cody get his head kicked off.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2024 20:53

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 06:41

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Alexander Hamilton posted:

Still baffling that a Shazam and a Black Adam movie came out within a year of each other and they never acknowledged one another.

Edit: Or maybe they did, I didn�t see either one

The Rock big timed Shazam and didn�t want anything to do with it. He knew if they ever crossed over he�d have to job to a group of teenagers.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2024 03:27

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