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And of course someone immediately spawned a worthless ETH token named "Harry Bōlz" ("harry"). Or did he change his name because some memelord informed him of the existence of that token? It's really hard to tell these days.
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Apr 10, 2023 16:48
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1645505334453125124?t=SyjxPrXHfhgWQnecdC4UTg&s=19 Elon randomly bursting into laughter multiple times throughout the day because he concocted this epic "deez nutz" joke, only waiting for the woke media to clumsily shamble into his masterfully crafted trap. When asked what is so funny, he just mumbles "Oh, nothing" between manic giggles, "nothing at all". He then wipes tears of laughter from his malformed cheeks while whispering "epic" under his breath.
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Apr 11, 2023 04:33
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"AI, create the most epic memes ever to be shared with humanity, so when I post them, everyone will love me and clap. Make sure they convey that I'm a centrist and very cool and smart."
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Apr 12, 2023 04:02
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moist turtleneck posted:lol I didn't know Twitter was taking after YouTube now They were probably told to sustain the claim because the circled image in question resembles Elon.
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Apr 17, 2023 13:19
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a.lo posted:the launch was postponed Did someone throw a ball bearing against the thrusters? 
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Apr 17, 2023 17:56
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Well, that rocket certainly wasn't reusable. Was 3 pages behind, saw the reminder that the start was to be in about 40 minutes, opened my news page, was greeted by big header image of exploding musk-shroom cloud, lolling ever since. What a day.
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Apr 20, 2023 15:18
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Apr 20, 2023 22:25
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Programmer Humor posted:another reason we need the hyperloop, which is immune to this sort of thing If we connect the hyperloop to the exhaust trenches, we could solve multiple problems at once. Looking into it.
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Apr 22, 2023 13:05
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Grimes... good? https://twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/1650304205981089793
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Apr 24, 2023 05:04
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Prioritized for what? Maybe he should come up with even more made up bullshit perks for blue. "verified accounts will now receive VIP (very important twitterer) status" or "verified accounts will automatically join a monthly raffle for 1,000 btc"
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Apr 25, 2023 13:58
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Freedom of speech on the #1 site for finding the truth. https://twitter.com/sue_davison3/status/1651124836318453761 mcbexx has issued a correction as of 12:24 on Apr 26, 2023 |
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Apr 26, 2023 12:19
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Lid posted:Elon can't escape how Google has such powerful framing devices. Watch him now to try to buy YouTube to get rid of the video, in what is commonly known as the "ElonJet" maneuver. Or, more likely, to come up with his own video hosting service to make YouTube obsolete within 2 months, as part of X, the everything app.
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Apr 27, 2023 09:57
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spanky the dolphin posted:This video goes through the starship launch and all the poo poo it hosed up thoroughly - you can see all the large chunks of concrete raining down all over the place from the wide shots. Wait, if I understand correctly (at the 9 minute mark) , the plan to separate Starship from the booster was basically doing a loop-de-loop at mach+ speed and have the stress from the maneuver break the two apart? I'm not a rocket scientist, but intuitively I would assume that's not particularly controlled and uh, the g-forces would probably kill any potential crew.
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May 2, 2023 04:47
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Niwrad posted:is the 480p thing just because the company is broke and he doesn't want to spend money to upload higher quality videos? He will publish all videos of himself in 480p going forward, so that his lawyers can claim each and every clip of him spewing nonsense or outright illegal bullshit are deep fakes made by the woke mind virus Antifa Brigade. "Just check the pixels, your honor," they will argue, "they don't match up. This is clearly a despicable and fraudulent attempt to draw Mr. Musk and his reputation through the mud".
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May 4, 2023 06:46
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THF13 posted:He wants to be able to say "It's our normal policy" while winking directly into the camera when he gives away NPR's handle a few weeks later. Just have an intern at NPR post a funny dunk on Elon on the first day of every month, bing bong, what's he gonna do, shut down their account? He will shut down their account.
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May 9, 2023 05:00
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1656090590021312513?t=HVmi6VOaCAIIRsoDFFXI6w&s=19 "We also added some ancient cultural signets to our emoticon pool for you to use in order to be able to convey a sense of tradition, happiness, tolerance and pride. For instance, we included the sunwheel, also known as the 'swastika', a symbol of divinity and spirituality in most Indian regions, as well as a variety of nordic/germanic runes, such as the sigil representing 'thunder', or 'sig' in it's native expression. We love ourselves some Harry Potter, don't we folks? Anyway, have fun and go hog wild with them. We won't care. " mcbexx has issued a correction as of 06:36 on May 10, 2023 |
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May 10, 2023 06:20
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It's funny how, at a first glance, your avatar makes this look like yet another one of Elon's retweets. Not so funny considering that the countdown to him actually retweeting it with at least three crylaughing emojis has most definitely already started. mcbexx has issued a correction as of 06:37 on May 10, 2023 |
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May 10, 2023 06:25
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Niwrad posted:Searching anyone's last name seems to just give me a ton of hardcore porn clips. Haven't seen the torture stuff thankfully. It's fairly obvious that it's Antifa flooding Twitter with all this pet snuff and hardcore pornography while also hacking the algorithm to make Elon look bad. Malloc Voidstar posted:one of the people in that thread tried the "child por" search and it leads to twitter users looking for child porn, with ads inserted into their discussion thread Hmmmm. Is that really the target group for Tesla ads? mcbexx has issued a correction as of 03:33 on May 11, 2023 |
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May 11, 2023 03:30
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Wanted to see if I also get free porn delivered to my "for you" tab, clicked on the twitter icon in the upper right of Elon's tweet, thinking it would take me to the home page and my feed. Took me to Elon's tweet instead. I have blocked Elon. Tweet is displayed nonetheless instead of the usual "This is content from a user you blocked" notification In the right column next to it, I see this  All things considered, witnessing this broken interaction is not surprising and certainly not the most awful/funny thing that is happening right now, but man, they remaining 4 devs held hostage by their work visas really don't give a gently caress anymore. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) mcbexx has issued a correction as of 14:00 on May 11, 2023 |
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May 11, 2023 13:54
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1657422401754259461?t=y9smundzzSJaHXOpYlZPBQ&s=19 Ah, the famous
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May 14, 2023 02:25
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DirtyRobot posted:"At this point, I think know... more about manufacturing than... anyone currently alive... on earth." If he and Trump meet and engage in a battle of wits about who knows the most about manufacturing, we could get so lucky and will be annihilated by the resulting singularity. Edit: Also imagine being one of the 2-3 rubes in the audience hootin' and hollerin' for this poo poo. Particularly the one clapping like a trained sea lion in the bottom right corner. mcbexx has issued a correction as of 20:20 on May 14, 2023 |
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May 14, 2023 18:42
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1658288584468881408?t=LGtxrhp6zyQyIpBNGwFQqQ&s=19 See, Elon? This would have been the perfect moment to refer to the person in question as a "pedo" instead of flailing around and fishing for weak poo poo like "cretin" and "dumb crook" You know, like when you called the diver back when those kids got stuck in a cave a pedo. That is why you'll never be a true poster.
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May 16, 2023 03:57
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1657807019703943169?t=hNPDTNM7nGiJeUmXSGeVEg&s=19 Next thing you know it'll run red lights because it's convinced "it can easily make it".
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May 17, 2023 01:02
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Man, can't wait about the first report of someone being burned alive in this stainless steel coffin on wheels because the first responders can't open the doors nor pull anyone out through the embrasure-like window slits. And without a ballbearing to throw at the window, they won't even be able to crack it.
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May 18, 2023 15:59
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In a surprise to absolutely no one, the Musk/De Santis Spaces poo poo is going well. As in "being stuck in a 'preparing to launch' and 'details not available' loop" well. Edit: "Ron de Santis left" 
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May 24, 2023 23:04
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It already cut out at around 240k listeners, it's at 483k now and both de Santis and the moderator are no longer in the "space". This is better than watching Starship blow to poo poo. They will gather so much valuable data from this, it's good actually.
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May 24, 2023 23:17
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And it ended. Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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May 24, 2023 23:21
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Asproigerosis posted:Say have they figured out how to get the car to recognize there is a small child in the road yet? Or to recognize oncoming traffic when making a left? Oh, the car can and does recognize both of these things. It... just won't care.
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May 27, 2023 01:10
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quote:Musk did not immediately respond to Insider's request for comment. 💩 It was 💩, wasn't it?
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May 28, 2023 21:12
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Cassette Moodcore posted:I don’t know how I ran him over officer I was just driving my cybertruck and it took over and mowed down them at 88mph The same speed the DeLorean in BTTF needed to reach... hmmm, makes you think.
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May 31, 2023 02:29
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Happy Pride Month. Time to boycott MuskCorps. https://twitter.com/chasingOURtaxes/status/1662913817339400192
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Jun 1, 2023 11:18
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a.lo posted:an elon musk ben and jerry’s flavor 💩 It' going to be 💩, isn't it?
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Jun 1, 2023 19:40
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at still calling it "autopilot".
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Jun 5, 2023 19:17
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Feels Villeneuve posted:what the gently caress were they THINKING???? No no, they were SINKING, not THINKING! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOTpIVxji8
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Jun 20, 2023 12:38
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the milk machine posted:i wanted to retweet an epic elon meme from the bottom of the ocean Well, you couldn't have, because as soon as poo poo went down (haha), they turned off the wifi so the rubes on board couldn't live tweet being crushed by 5000 psi.
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Jun 21, 2023 02:00
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Elon pestering the folks at Neuralink to "upload kung fu into his brain like they did with Neo in the Matrix movie (epic movie btw)".
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Jun 22, 2023 08:19
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RealityWarCriminal posted:Zuck is giving up like 150 pounds to elon. his 3 stripe white belt rear end is going to get pasted. You mean this human specimen with unparalleld grace, poise and body coordination would win a fight against anything but maybe a toddler? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZucUZZkIQw0
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Jun 22, 2023 21:43
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Danny LaFever posted:Oil up like Peterson suggested. You can slip any holds zuck tries. Oil up three Musks and label them "1", "2" and "4". Oh wait, no, that was "three pigs". On second thought, what's the difference?
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Jun 23, 2023 19:25
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Kinda funny that he is condemned to wear a beanie for the rest of his sad life, since getting plugs is gender-affirming and therefore would make him a pariah to his fanboys. Haha, just kidding, they would handwave it away, probably by stating that their idiot king Elon also got plugs and is clearly ftw.
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Jun 25, 2023 18:59
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 I could only skim over less than 0.5% of the replies making GBS threads on Elon's original tweet. This is an outrage. How does this stellar management performance not leak into his other ventures and loving dumpsters them all into the global tech garbage disposal unit?
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Jul 1, 2023 20:54
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