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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

*starts screaming and farting uncontrollably*

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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

I have a room mate who will tear a slice of bread in half and put the other half back in the bag is that weird or am I weird for thinking its weird

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Smugworth posted:

I do this all the time at my friends' houses

what for?

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

AARD VARKMAN posted:

does he just eat the half slice or does he add anything to it and what kind of bread is it

generic whole wheat bread you get at the grocery store

$4/loaf quality stuff

I have never seen him in action doing this no idea how he eats it i just kept finding torn off half slices at the top of the bag and one day asked him what was up and he was like oh yeah i just wanted half a piece bro

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

its not a problem necessarily ive just never met anyone who does this before and it seems weird

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

I need sex

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

I need sex

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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

I don’t understand why I was probated twice

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

while I was on probation I had sex

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The gentleman’s name op? :grin:

bradzilla

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

ripping disgusting farts

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

not getting fat is hard theres too much good food out there!

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

I love gbs

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

the doctor said i cant use salt anymore or ill have a heart attack or a stroke :(

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

kntfkr posted:

you gonna let some nerd doctor push you around like that?

i mean yeah i dont want to die

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Well look at Mr. Reason-to-live over here

my only reason to live is posting in gbs

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

RIP AND FART

RIP AND FART

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

I played board games with my friends today :)

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I was led to believe you didn’t have any friends PH

I was memeing

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

redshirt posted:

Congrats! Big fan here. For the record, I enjoy your threads.

thank you :)

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

bradzilla posted:

thsi. doesn't jive with the carefully crafted friendless virgin guy persona

Mandela effect?

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Chief McHeath posted:

I’ve never once thought of Rhode Island what’s up up there

You know those lists of us states where things are ranked 1 to 50 like education and such well generally 5 of the New England states are in the top 10 and you have mississippi and louisiana at 49 and 50 and then rhode island is at like 38 or so

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

ive had some good times there but theres just a lot of poverty and corruption

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

massachusetts loving owns

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i miss when it was ailments couchtard

i didnt know there used to be couch tards in the us ive only seen it in quebec

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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

pencilhands posted:

i didnt know there used to be couch tards in the us ive only seen it in quebec

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Why in the hell was I probated for this? It’s a literal brand name

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alimentation_Couche-Tard

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i miss when it was ailments couchtard

I was replying to this goon who was not probated

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

In case you don’t know it is THE gas station in Quebec. As ubiquitous as 7/11 in the us. It is not “niche”

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Seth Pecksniff posted:

You're complaining about a sixer that ended two hours ago

And?

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Ok fine how do you want me to resolve this situation?

I would like a voucher to exchange for a future 6 hour probe

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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Ok I can do that

ty

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

test

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

I ate too much last night now i feel queasy

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

just ripped a shart

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

once my coworker was bragging to me that his tax person got him a $13000 refund that year and asked how much i got back and i was like idk a few hundred bucks and he looked at me like i was mentally challenged

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

RIP AND FART

BLAST AND SHART

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

grubhub and its consequences have been a disaster for my waistline

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Smugworth posted:

It's ok PH it's what's on the inside that counts

:)

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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

hot farts on the rear end

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