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I buy my sheets pre-farted. My time and farts are valuable.
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RIP Norm 
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Luvcow posted:i unironically enjoyed the macgruber movie and tv series I didn't really enjoy the movie but the series was great.
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I live in an aurora tourism destination. It's still always cool to see.
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If Christmas music was any good they'd play it all year round.
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Can you devil any foods besides eggs and cake?
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redshirt posted:What is "deviling"? Is there a specific thing that defines it? Apparently it's taking a food and adding a ton of condiments.
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You mean Duel Monsters? 
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Chief McHeath posted:I hear they’re this close to making affordable stretch armstrong arms prosthetics If they had stuck with normal corn syrup instead of switching to a proprietary gel we'd be there already! 
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Can you shred a Japanese guitar? Like is it a traditional Japanese instrument, or is it like a classical guitar just made in Japan?
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Did you guys know you can eat a bell pepper like an apple and nobody can stop you. I didn't realize how convenient it was for a healthy snack until I saw some guy do it.
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Charles Bukowski posted:Lovers do their best! Winners go home and gently caress the prom queen!
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Why are there two blank days? 
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20 2024 Hours to go I wanna be sedated -Joseph Ramone
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The existence of the Universal Soldier implies the existence of the Soldier that came with your television.
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Phat Phingers posted:Pathetic includes being broke lolz Have you seen either The Bird Cage or Mrs. Doubtfire, and more importantly has your cousin?
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Draw you as dog please
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timefly posted:I posted a comment on this guy's page about how I had a dream about leading an ambush against hospital workers with machine guns with him and he immediately deleted the comment. I forgot he was a child soldier. I want to shoot myself in the face lol Maybe you both were and you've just repressed it
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A wine cellar but it's just that weird cheeze spray stuff.
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You can say that about most things.
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Toxic Mental posted:didn't steve jobs put crystals on his balls and try to eat vegan to cure his cancer? Steve Wozniak thought he was worth putting up with so he probably had good ideas at some point. Enter Ron Wayne, the guy they gave 10% of Apple to just to mediate between them. He lasted 12 days or possibly months, mainly because he was the only one with assets among the three so he was kinda taking 100% of the risk if the partnership went sideways.
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Wendigee posted:I actually thought it was the half naked duck woman from the bad tattoo thread until someone posted the bigger version. You might want to get your eyes checked But yeah I see it
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Luvcow posted:this thread should all pitch in for a conversion van and have a wizard with a shovel painted on it and then we can use it like a time share van or something like the sisterhood of the traveling pants, but a van Was there ever an X-files episode where they investigated magic pants that'd be a cool crossover
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Wendigee posted:Oh of course my bad... Why is it in the bad tattoo thread?
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Oh she has human feet n/m
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TrashMammal posted:it’s either that or buy a ticket to amsterdam Is that a euphemism
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TrashMammal posted:no, that is a literal statement offered in good faith Oh yeah Legal prostitution I was really overthinking it
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:In Canada they “christen” their plates before attaching them to the vehicle. Some of us even have polar bear shaped license plates.
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Saalkin posted:put my new license plate on my car today Greg Vann doesn't even sell vans, feels like a missed opportunity.
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redshirt posted:I'd buy this car and then feel obligated to become a private detective. That or pimp are really your only options. That or join whatever Texas has for a mafia.
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dee eight posted:scrub tier. i got thousand islands in my refrigerator 
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 He plays it loose, and he's got a handle on things! Wait wrong thread.
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Stop loving your mother and do some squats you no-rear end motherfucker
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Or the best of both, a snuff shoot.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:What’s his username/get him an account I was gonna say they should ask him about stairs
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Turn on your monitor You flirt.
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numberoneposter posted:I think if you wore a pork pie hat while setting up one of those old timey cameras you could actually pull it off. Do this and put one of those cameras on a selfie stick, please, loving please do this.
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Saalkin posted:Where do you live where you need to be shoveling so much? Are you in Edmonton? If so please move. Edmonton probably isn't even in the 20 snowiest Canadian cities. The east coast gets all the snow.
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