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Biggest disappointment of 2023?
The Dallas Cowboys (gently caress 'em)
The New York Giants
The Philadephia Eagles
The Washington Washingtons
Myself for watching NFC East Clownball
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Edit: gently caress wrong thread.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Apr 25, 2023

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
can't believe guy with jason garrett for an OC and HC didn't win more

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

euphronius posted:

Let’s see the cowboys schedule

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
How many Super Bowls has Dak lost tho? Zero. :smugdog:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
he literally just led his team to the super bowl

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Cartoon Man posted:

https://wtop.com/washington-commanders/2023/05/goodell-confident-commanders-sale-will-gain-approval/



Sounds like the hold up is the league needing to rewrite their rules to allow it. Because the costs are skyrocketing for team sales, this is not going to be the last time someone will have to have an army of investors to raise enough capital otherwise there’s only like 10 or so billionaires able/willing to buy a team.

they should probably make sure, like, none of the new owners are sex pests, but eh, you know the nfl

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

blarzgh posted:

- Dak Prescott led 14 game-winning drives in his first 3 seasons, which is the most by any QB through 3 seasons since at least 1960. (this stat just popped up on PFR and I thought it was neat).

no one is impressed by any of these cherry picked dak stats

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Mr. Nice! posted:

I think this is where a lot of people are coming from when they say Hurts is a better QB. Blarzgh tries his best, but you cannot use logic to talk someone out of a position when the original position is not based upon logic.

football stats don't have much to do with "logic"

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
"Commanders" is trash tier anyway.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I don't think spending a 4th on a project QB is a bad move, but that's just me.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

euphronius posted:

The nfl is all in on Mahomes being a star and hate the eagles so winning a Super Bowl in the near term seems unlikely

yeah the nfl doesn't want anymore star QBs, one is enough

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

euphronius posted:

Correct . One at a time

like could you imagine the bind the nfl would be in if there was some kind of qb rivalry over any length of years?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

euphronius posted:

I don’t know what that means.

It’s possible now that they gave Mahomes a ring this year they will cool off and “open it up” but I think the nfl is under pretty intense pressure to make a new megastar after Brady died. We will see.

My hope is it turns into more of a meritocracy and doesn’t go down the NBA path to being a pro wrestling league of scripted events

it would have been amazing if they had found some kind of rival for brady, someone he could go toe-to-toe with year after year, that would have been a huge ratings boost. hmmm

really is amazing they let megastar brady lose to the eagles i guess

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

euphronius posted:

Can you just say what you mean plainly. I can’t parse the sarcasm posts

There's nothing the league would love more than to have another Brady vs Manning rivalry. They'd love for there to be another string of Brady/Manning/Big Ben Super Bowls. So the idea that they would put their thumbs on the scales of justice because they "don't want more superstars" is just so incredibly stupid that no one will even bother entertaining it.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Asproigerosis posted:

You can't come back from that kind of not showing up.

Like when the 49ers beat the Cowboys 42-10 and ended their season?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Chris James 2 posted:

lmfao his name's really Cheeseman

Before every snap he yells "CHEESE IT!"

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

fartknocker posted:

I’m slightly disappointed when I see NFC East thread regulars seemingly falling for Wes Steinberg posts.

Absolutely no guile in the NFCE. 100% clown show.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I have it on good authority that neither the Eagles nor Cowboys will win another game this season. Sad, but true.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

blarzgh posted:

Dak Prescott Advanced Passing Ranks 2023 Regular Season:
On Target %: 1st
Total On Target Throws: 1st
Bad Throw %: 1st (lowest among qualified starters)
Drops: 2nd most among all QBs
Drop %: 3rd most among all QBs

Dude should put the ball where it can be caught.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Febreeze posted:

It's pretty sad if your super bowl is posting disconnected stats about your favorite QB before the wildcard game

Blarzgh are you okay do you need a friend? Dak Prescott is not your friend, he does not know you exist, I mean a real one

Let him have these last few hours before the Cowboys are eliminated in the first round. It's a Cowboys fan best time of the year.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I'm sure there's a chart that explains why that was a great throw.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Let him have these last few hours before the Cowboys are eliminated in the first round. It's a Cowboys fan best time of the year.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

blarzgh posted:

I still think Pickett has potential. I like this move a lot better than the trey Lance one

Big LOL at both of these.

Let's see the Pickett chart.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Trey Lance started four games for the 49ers. One of them was in a monsoon and in the next one he broke his ankle in the first quarter. I think there could be more potential there than in a guy that played two seasons and looked like poo poo doing it.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Dak has 1 more 4th quarter comeback than NFL legends Jimmy G and Jared Goff.

Baller.

Edit: Jimmy G has started 63 games. Dak Prescott has started 114 lol.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Mar 25, 2024

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

blarzgh posted:

They've all received MVP votes!

So did Brock Purdy lol.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
lol

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

blarzgh posted:

At .090, Dak is squarely in the median of teams at this.

And further to my point @Mr.Nice, the difference between.100 and .090 is so miniscule as to be statistically insignificant.

There is Mahomes at 30% and then everyone else.

ok but you didn't claim he was the most median clutch quarterback...

blarzgh posted:


He might literally be the most clutch quarterback to come into the NFL since 2016 other than You Know Who

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
lol dak prescott has no loving chance at the hall of fame

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Dak doesn't have the stats. He doesn't have the story. And he doesn't have the rings - and he never will. Zero HOF case.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Big time offseason win.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Never forget the Eagles Dream Team.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1777431932151689293

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

indigi posted:

I think Allen is a top 5 QB

He spends like a third of every season playing like a moron.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
:confused:

https://twitter.com/NickiJhabvala/status/1781009223138070925

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