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I regret learning to read.
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UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:I’m loving jealous of all the first year engineering students in 2040 who get taught about this incident in their Physics 1 classes instead of the Tacoma Narrows Bridge or the Kansas City Hyatt Walkway collapse pretty sure by then there will be an entire major dedicated to studying structure collapses in florida
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Jun 23, 2023 07:14
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cease to resist given my goodbyes drive my sub into the ocean you'll think i'm dead and i am
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Jun 23, 2023 07:16
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Are we ready to entomb this thread in the goldmine yet, like the Titan, it should end abruptly before sinking any deeper
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Jun 23, 2023 07:22
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Chamale posted:I just read Futility: The Wreck of the Titan, and uh spoiler warning for a 125-year-old novel but it raised a legal question: In the book, the Titan hits an iceberg while the sailor on lookout was drunk, which voids the Titan's insurance policy. The only person alive to testify to this fact is the sailor himself, and he freely tells the insurance company's lawyers. When he learns that the child he rescued from the wreck will get a large inheritance if the insurance is paid out, he refuses to testify. Would this be some kind of insurance fraud? It would be fraud, yes. This would be a lie of omission.
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Jun 23, 2023 07:24
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zedprime posted:Crabs trying to attract more billionaires. 
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Jun 23, 2023 07:29
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CRUSH MY SUB INTO PIECES FAILED ENGINEER REPORT CONTROLLER, NOT LINKING SIGNED A WAIVER SO ITS FINE IF WE'RE SINKING
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Jun 23, 2023 07:34
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Under the sea, under the sea, there’ll be no more taxation, just rapid pressurisation, under the seaaaaaa
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Jun 23, 2023 07:35
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I assume someone must have already done: Crush my sub into pieces, This is my last resort e:fb
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Jun 23, 2023 07:35
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wet_goods posted:Are we ready to entomb this thread in the goldmine yet, like the Titan, it should end abruptly before sinking any deeper I dunno, I think there may be a little more room for hilarity once the investigation spins up.
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Jun 23, 2023 07:36
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We can see how long the carbon fiber around the thread holds up, I suppose.
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Jun 23, 2023 07:37
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Spinz posted:The conspiracy theorists are going wild here's the weirdest one I have seen Allegedly there was an 18th bolt but .... : https://twitter.com/chiller/status/1671779333784961024
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Jun 23, 2023 07:37
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Allegedly there was an 18th bolt but .... : From what I understand, it was essentially the same in the specific physical sense, but like the discount gamepad, it speaks to a much greater culture of disregard for tested safety protocols and hard-learned lessons. Turns out, when it comes to highly technical stuff like going to space or the deep ocean, you can't just "wing it" and expect to come home again.
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Jun 23, 2023 07:47
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I don't feel bad for the rich people buying tickets to go on this thing or the CEO of the company (lmao what an rear end in a top hat) but I do feel bad for that kid who was on board because he just wanted to support his idiot dad for father's day Like his dad's sitting inside the metal tube all like "See, son? It's fine, don't worry! Join us!" and internally his brain is screaming DO NOT CRAWL INTO THAT OCEAN COFFIN as he goes ahead and does it anyway, that sucks
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Jun 23, 2023 07:59
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bob ballast lol perfect thread btw, esp the "wont someone pls think of the slave labor billionaires!" posters. sad its over thehandtruck fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Jun 23, 2023 |
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Jun 23, 2023 08:00
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I was able to recreate the last moments of the Titan submersible. https://tinyurl.com/2vrh4zrz
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Jun 23, 2023 08:06
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Schweinhund posted:I was able to recreate the last moments of the Titan submersible. JFC lol
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Jun 23, 2023 08:09
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So did they die faster than someone at ground zero in Hiroshima or Nagasaki, given the height at which the bombs detonated? Seems like it was pretty quick. Like, can you map distance in meters from point directly under nuclear bomb to meters under sea in terms of death speed?
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Jun 23, 2023 08:13
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Schweinhund posted:I was able to recreate the last moments of the Titan submersible. Fuckin lol
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Jun 23, 2023 08:15
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Wile E. Toyota posted:This shocked me so much that I went to the site just to see and there are now over 30 "fanfictions," most of which involve the guys loving each other. It's rare that things on the internet shock me anymore, but I was absolutely appalled. That's called "post nut clarity"
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Jun 23, 2023 08:23
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Normal Barbarian posted:So did they die faster than someone at ground zero in Hiroshima or Nagasaki, given the height at which the bombs detonated? Seems like it was pretty quick. dunno but I hope you get your answer. am assuming your next wank depends on it
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Jun 23, 2023 08:26
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Grey Cat posted:Ask and you shall recieve, it's updated This gem deserves a last look before this thread goes over.
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Jun 23, 2023 08:34
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https://twitter.com/thehighlight0/status/1671729168940437504 How am I still learning new and exciting ways in which the sub was an absolute piece of poo poo, lol. This mf wouldn't even pop for a power drill with a bolt attachment.
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Jun 23, 2023 08:42
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Blood OSHA
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Jun 23, 2023 08:54
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Schweinhund posted:I was able to recreate the last moments of the Titan submersible.
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Jun 23, 2023 08:54
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For every 10 meters of saltwater depth, multiple sites say that pressure increases linearly by another atmosphere. So if the ill-fated explorers were still descending at a depth of about half a kilometer, then the pressure surrounding them would've been 50 atmospheres (Titanic settled at the edge of the Abyssal zone at 400 atmos) when something in Titan's hull began to fail. The following catastrophic pressure equalization took the craft's internal sea-level atmo to the outdoor 50 in a near instant, which is a hell of a lot of force to exert on the human body. Even a much smaller 9 atmo change, referring to this oil rig decompression article, has all the force to cube a guy through a half a meter compartment hole in a flash.
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Jun 23, 2023 08:54
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Grey Cat posted:Ask and you shall recieve, it's updated BarbarousBertha posted:This gem deserves a last look before this thread goes over.
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Jun 23, 2023 08:55
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 at people posting that haven't read every post in this thread.
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Jun 23, 2023 08:55
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I'm going to miss this sub and the many threads. Here is my music video and performance in appreciation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bFHsd3o1w0
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Jun 23, 2023 08:57
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EVERY TIME GOING posted:For every 10 meters of saltwater depth, multiple sites say that pressure increases linearly by another atmosphere. So if the ill-fated explorers were still descending at a depth of about half a kilometer, then the pressure surrounding them would've been 50 atmospheres (Titanic settled at the edge of the Abyssal zone at 400 atmos) when something in Titan's hull began to fail. The following catastrophic pressure equalization took the craft's internal sea-level atmo to the outdoor 50 in a near instant, which is a hell of a lot of force to exert on the human body. Even a much smaller 9 atmo change, referring to this oil rig decompression article, reportedly they said they had a hull problem at 13k feet and had dropped weights. That is 392.55 atm of pressure https://bluerobotics.com/learn/pressure-depth-calculator/?input=13000ft they got turned into paste in an instant when it imploded
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Jun 23, 2023 08:59
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Just catching up on the lols lol that their boat AND the navy knew they imploded on Sunday lol that an international rescue effort still went underway lol that they use a ratchet to seal a sub
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Jun 23, 2023 09:01
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e: probably unwise to share and this is funnier
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Jun 23, 2023 09:01
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YOUR MEEEEAT AND BLOWN SMITHEREENS
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EVERY TIME GOING posted:For every 10 meters of saltwater depth, multiple sites say that pressure increases linearly by another atmosphere. So if the ill-fated explorers were still descending at a depth of about half a kilometer, then the pressure surrounding them would've been 50 atmospheres (Titanic settled at the edge of the Abyssal zone at 400 atmos) when something in Titan's hull began to fail. The following catastrophic pressure equalization took the craft's internal sea-level atmo to the outdoor 50 in a near instant, which is a hell of a lot of force to exert on the human body. Even a much smaller 9 atmo change, referring to this oil rig decompression article, Here you go buddy. 
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Jun 23, 2023 09:05
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I think I'll miss the videogame CEO most of all
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Jun 23, 2023 09:06
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Ratjaculation posted:Just catching up on the lols And most likely because the company wanted to try to blame government response to skirt any sort of liability for being incredibly incompentent.
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Jun 23, 2023 09:08
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YOUUUU WHORE YOU BOLTED THE DOOR
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Allegedly there was an 18th bolt but .... :
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a million twitter accounts meditating in the attempt to use the entirety of their posting power to create the hottest submarine death take, all happening at once, this could be disastrous for the psychic state of our world
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