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buglord posted:God what is it with faux-rich dudes and their obsession with doing these exact tacky photos There's weird thing that goes with like rich arab guys. They hire pornstars to say they are the guys girlfriend for the weekend, for like a party. Sometimes they have to gently caress the guy, but not always or even usually. It's just for like show. But the thing is like, they all do it. So like the guys showing up at your party and you're like oh hey this my girlfriend Lana Rhoades, like 2 weeks ago you were at that guys party and he had Kourtney Love and she was his girlfriend. And it's weird because like, they all know. You're not fooling anyone. Anyway, it's true, what Fitzgerald said, "the rich, they are not like you and me"; and it's true, what Hemmingway replied "yes, they have more money."
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Frank Frank posted:lmao Nathen has another problem. This guy has been rapping under the name Egeez since 2015: At first I thought this meant Nathen had been rapping as egeez and the season 3 twist was a tornado.
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Jun 28, 2023 14:47
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Mozi posted:hi Nathan I just wrote this rap for you myself, please pay me Congrats you’ve put more thought and effort into eGeez than Nathen Mazri.
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Blue Moonlight posted:I am not looking forward to having to explain that Hillary Clinton is not ritualistically killing children in the basement of a pizzeria. We all know there’s no ritual she just does it for the joy of killing.
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Escape From Noise posted:You worked for The Drizzle? I told him it was too busy, it was as all too busy.
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Jul 18, 2023 18:36
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david_a posted:I, too, love accepting solicited material required for innovation and open entry for new talents building proximity It means in his mind Netflix wanted him to pitch a show or something and he did, and they didn’t accept the “solicited material”. But he will.
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Jul 21, 2023 08:09
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GolfHole posted:Under Siege, which is also about a persecuted chef who is actually a badass genius and has to save the world from North Korea and America. Pretty sure you’re thinking of the hunt for red October where a heroic cook tries to stop a traitor from selling out his country and handing over a prototype first strike terror weapon for personal gain.
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Jul 23, 2023 09:00
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MassRafTer posted:I don't know how to rip video stories but his latest IG stories are among his weirdest. A bold claim.
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Jul 29, 2023 20:58
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temple posted:Why does he screenshot his comments and post them as stories? This is from PC. He screenshotted his own reply with the iPhone interface showing I think it's like he's hoping people will think he's important and worth quoting.
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Aug 4, 2023 17:44
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Oh good, he's trying to pivot into becoming a streetwear brand. You pivot from doing one thing to another. I’m not sure it’s a pivot when you go from not being a Garfield license to not making a dating show to not running a branding marketplace to not continuing your comedy podcast to not selling ugly tshirts.
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Aug 5, 2023 07:04
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Frank Frank posted:The underlined “don’t” still makes me laugh. I’m not sure whether he’s trying to emphasize the word itself or just to convince Viacom not to sue him because it’s not identical to Garfield’s “catchphrase”* I’m sure it’s 1 weird trick in his mind.
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Aug 9, 2023 16:46
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Yeah China and Russia never do any suppression.
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Aug 23, 2023 06:47
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In 2014…at 25 years old.. youngest garftrepreneur in history, carry the 2, divide, I wonder what lightcone and tenser Nathrnnis using to calculate his age at various points versus the very linear formulation of time most of humanity uses.
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Aug 25, 2023 22:44
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Knormal posted:I'm pretty confident "partying with Lance Bass" means "staring at Lance Bass from across the room of a party they both happened to be at". Or someone claimed he was or would be at the party.
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Aug 26, 2023 03:14
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RoeCocoa posted:So this person went in, gave the place "a clean score of 0," bought a kulen sandwich anyway, found it was rancid, went back anyway and got a pizza, got a stomach ache, went a third time regardless and got a gyro, decided it was substandard, and still goes there every day to note that the prices are going up? Nathen didn't even go in there once when he could just write the review.
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Sep 16, 2023 19:15
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MassRafTer posted:He AIed another blog, been awhile since that gimmick. Now that he can dump it into chat gpt I’m sure he’ll be “writing” more.
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Sep 28, 2023 04:11
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Somehow this guy is like the onion, in a time seemingly beyond parody he manages to ratchet it up to 11 over and over. Partner with DHS to do what.
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This AI article tries to imply he’s already signed with DHS but I’m pretty sure uh, he has not.
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dr_rat posted:That he thinks those sort of companies care at all about their IP's beyond how they can get cash from them, or that anyone else would care He doesn’t even care he’s talked about how he’s a branding expert and Garfield is great up etc.. He only keeps coming back to Garfield because it got him attention, it’s like the only thing he ever did that anyone cared about. He’s basically Tommy Wiseau but saying “Oh hi Garfield”
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Oct 15, 2023 07:23
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Mummies, you fools!! It's been mummies all along! Which is why Nathan is proud to introduce Mummies Alive! Eats!! Europeans ate mummies. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-gruesome-history-of-eating-corpses-as-medicine-82360284/ So really it would just be a retro thing.
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Oct 15, 2023 17:20
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CodfishCartographer posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1716789165424079198?t=cnHo1MNwR0JuGG1G2hL4LA&s=19 No that’s like clean.
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Oct 24, 2023 18:58
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Elephant Ambush posted:I'm just blown away by this dude. He has millions of daddy bucks. He could go wherever and do whatever. Travel. See the world. Buy whatever he wants. And he actively chooses to spend his time reminiscing about his most famous failed business venture to 5 followers on twitter Actually his dad is like rich but not wealthy, so Nathens allowance is probably ludicrous but not obscene. He’s never have to work rich but not bottle service at the club every week rich. I’m sure he’s keenly aware of and bitter about the difference. In every one of his ventures he’s been quite cheap for example and his discord had a heavy dose of constantly trying to get free labor for his projects.
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Oct 25, 2023 01:21
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BigBadSteve posted:He's being honest here. He explained in a recent interview about how, before his GarfieldEATS license was cancelled, the middleman agency he dealt with re licensing issues had staff cutbacks and stopped returning his messages for months. I’m not sure I entirely trust Mazri’s side of the story.
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Oct 25, 2023 05:49
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Busters posted:I just noticed that https://egeez.com/ uses a ton of pictures of copyright heavy characters, including Disney characters. I thought this was one weird trick to get around copyright, just use a silhouette instead of a character front with colors.
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Nov 6, 2023 04:02
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Hasturtium posted:Also are we not gonna talk about the hosed up homunculus cat in the background just staring at Garfield, or how Garfield’s mutant hands are apparently causing him to levitate Don’t talk about it, entergage with it.
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Nov 12, 2023 21:51
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dr_rat posted:Which makes it particular weird when people talk about some movie or what not ruining Garfield. Like how? Even a bad film would at least maybe be somewhat interesting. Anything good would ruin its bland mediocrity.
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Nov 13, 2023 22:51
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Argyle Gargoyle posted:If he's launching a new, soon-to-be-abandoned project, this is the time to get in on the ground floor for a quick payday. He doesn’t actually pay people and is constantly trying to get his “fans” to do things for free. When he does pay he’s incredibly cheap.
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Nov 14, 2023 18:49
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Knormal posted:Yeah, my response to both these tweets is just "...And?" The Hunger Games one sounds like he just straight-up copy/pasted an article title. Worse yet he’s probably using a bot to do it.
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Nov 21, 2023 01:52
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Escape From Noise posted:Please! Nathfied! My children! They no smile no more! They need to be entergated by the worlds youngest Garfield franchisee! Fortuitous or Freudian typo since the gate is $500. It would be kind of tempting to make him read a script.
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Nov 21, 2023 06:27
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Busters posted:Watch this AI man read words about eggs with no understanding at gunpoint. How can this endlessly get stupider. It’s like some weird one man unintentionally funny version of the onion. Eg-ees it’s like a wormhole between the stargates? Does he have a license to use the term Stargate? Maybe through Eg-ees.
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SatansOnion posted:Nathen's assistant, who definitely exists Reporting a stapler in a burger which definitely happened.
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Anime Store Adventure posted:I’m excited for Nathen to start selling #Game #Cubes Or literally anything aside from sad mementos of a failed cartoon themed non-delivery pizza and coffee joint that was somehow an app and somehow innovative and also “entergaging” Maybe someone can do a photoshop Friday of Nathen on the enterprise saying “entergage” with something on screen.
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dr_rat posted:For like two days till he gets banned, but what a glorious two days that would be. I feel like he’d post an intro thread in GBS
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Egeez isn’t anything. A porn audio app is an app for porn, the thing that first made the internet profitable.
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Vargo posted:Do NOT order the chili. Someone tell him about Chefs Salty Chocolate Balls.
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MassRafTer posted:Happy to hear the G in Iggy's does not stand for greed. It’s so gross to have Nathen unfuckable duck lips oldest 25 year old in the world failson ex-Garfield licensee who started a quick mobile restaurant which failed despite millions in earned media using Robert Reich’s words to try to insert his useless “product” that doesn’t exist so he can make a buck off people.
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dr_rat posted:I mean he'd probably only get one or two poster sales and only if they were stupid/weird enough. Personally as a long time irofan I wouldn’t be comfortable buying such merch as there is no online service I can count on to verify the provenance and appropriate licensing of such a product, does Nathen Mazri actually own the rights to iggyz through either a registered copyright or trademark? I highly doubt it.
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5er posted:Disney's just going to re-copyright the loving mouse aren't they? They used his silhouette in an updated trademark I think to renew and extend protection.
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blinkeve1826 posted:How does he still manage to be this disconcerting with such relatively innocuous sentiments He’s really un-charismatic and stilted in his delivery and his facial hair lip situation is just so weird, contrast is way too high.
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