Frank Frank posted:

oh my god, and he provides us with the formula for total entertagement (this is huge)

Peanut Butter posted:

RIP all teenagers who killed themselves when the local pizza place got bad reviews on yelp. gone but not forgotten 🙏

Frank Frank posted:

Looking for news about the 4th podcast episode (RIP), I stumbled across a second Nathfield IG account and I have questions:



Stay out of my back alley, Nathfield.

Oh good, we have comics now:



IDGI

Frank Frank posted:

It points to his IG/twitter so I'm pretty sure it's his. Plus that 2nd comic is the same as the other "art" he has posted from the podcast but I've never seen that particular comic before.

david_a posted:

Unfortunately I’m pretty sure we all know who he means by “they”

wynott dunn posted:

Is it egeez or oh, geeze?

Mozi posted:

hi Nathan I just wrote this rap for you myself, please pay me

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, let me tell you 'bout a place,
Where authenticity meets a vibrant space,
It's called eGeez, where the magic comes alive,
A marketplace online where legends thrive.

(Chorus)
eGeez, where the real ones shop,
No counterfeits, just legit non-stop,
From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear,
Branded merchandise that's crystal clear.

(Verse 2)
If you're a license holder with a dream,
eGeez got your back, it's a winning team,
Sell your goodies, share your brand,
Connect with customers from every land.

(Chorus)
eGeez, where the real ones shop,
No counterfeits, just legit non-stop,
From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear,
Branded merchandise that's crystal clear.

(Verse 3)
Every purchase made, secure as can be,
No worries 'bout fake stuff, that's the guarantee,
Customers stroll in, they know what's up,
Authentic products, no shady hush-hush.

(Chorus)
eGeez, where the real ones shop,
No counterfeits, just legit non-stop,
From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear,
Branded merchandise that's crystal clear.

(Bridge)
From classic cartoons to icons so grand,
eGeez got 'em all, just a click from your hand,
Satisfaction guaranteed, no room for doubt,
Legit merch, that's what it's all about.

(Chorus)
eGeez, where the real ones shop,
No counterfeits, just legit non-stop,
From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear,
Branded merchandise that's crystal clear.

(Outro)
So join the eGeez fam, let your style unfold,
Discover the wonders, let your stories be told,
Embrace the real, say goodbye to the fake,
eGeez, the marketplace where legends make.

Binary Badger posted:

Beats me, but I figure whomever would come up with that getup probably has to be a goon

Killingyouguy! posted:

i've already met him once i don't want to do it again

Frank Frank posted:

Wait. Hold up, didn’t he just sell that garfield suit?

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

I hate his stupid made up word
"arabiolosis"
Jfc it sounds like a disease or a physical condition

Frank Frank posted:

Lmao Nathen’s t-shirts ship to Canada only. The lasagnas I get, but t-shirts?

Captain Yossarian posted:

Escape From Noise posted:

Had no ideal Pearl Harbor was a criminal transformer.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Man he's really going down memory lane isn't he

Frank Frank posted:

I talked to him on the phone. It was unsettling.

Busters posted:

I'd be interested in seeing this.

temple posted:

It's siri but for licensed holders and their loyal consumers

steinrokkan posted:

Ctrl-Alt-DelEATS: Not Eating Here Is Your Loss

mediaphage posted:

i think you could also successfully do it the other way. a restaurant that serves licensed recreations of fictional foods from various ips

having said that i’m honesty surprised there isn’t a harry potter restaurant chain

popular with children under ten and children who are 35

Seth Pecksniff posted:

You ain't kidding



warm your vocal cords up Frank Frank, it's rendition time!

UwUnabomber posted:

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1729702123263131737?t=fXKpgU0Cja7o1MgJ7WZInQ&s=19

How the gently caress does he always have something else?

BigBadSteve posted:

Are these some of the 10 Laws of Arabiolosis?

Frank Frank posted:

Minding his own business is definitely not Nathen’s strong suit

BigBadSteve posted:

New in my local (Australian) supermarket:

pseudanonymous posted:

If he starts posting there's like a 50/50 chance it's totally hilarious or else completely ruins the thread.

pseudanonymous posted:

Egeez isn’t anything. A porn audio app is an app for porn, the thing that first made the internet profitable.

Vargo posted:

Do NOT order the chili.

SRQ posted:

okay so I looked up egeez and it's entire selling point seems to be that it's impossible to find merch for licenses as a customer?
but like
no?

??????

CodfishCartographer posted:

As long as mods don't consider it I will absolutely be posting every recipe here, assuming Nathen actually delivers the promised word doc (a huge assumption, to be fair)

Frank Frank posted:

GarfieldEATS has a lot in common with Oppenheimer. They both feature giant bombs and entirely too much talking

DoombatINC posted:

and they each lasted about three hours

Frank Frank posted:

E: my wife is also famous for her deep dish lasagna and is already wrinkling her nose and saying things like “honey in the marinara? Are you SURE about that?”

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

I for one still salute you for subjecting yourself to those horrors, including the garficcino.

o7 o7 o7

MassRafTer posted:

Yes it is episode 1 of Nathen's reality show. We are waiting patiently for Episode 2 as well as Episode 4 of the Nathfield Podcast.

Strategic Tea posted:

Learn from Dubai, an unsustainable hell city that would genuinely be better off nuked

Piss And Shittium posted:

What in the poo poo loving gently caress is this? I'm watching the Love me, feed me, don't leave me YT video and reading this thread, and this might just be the weirdest loving poo poo i've seen in time. I can't stop watching though ... I feel ... I feel ... entergaged. A million per cent entergaged.

MassRafTer posted:

This is even more confusing than the usual Nathens.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1753476082739642725

Mozi posted:

remember the 5 Ps!!