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Riot Carol Danvers posted:Is that video 3 seconds long and broken for anyone else? If so just lol the only thing that's broken is your ability to comprehend the sheer amount of pure genius level marketing packed into those three seconds entertagement in it's most distilled and refined state it's simply lasagna 
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sharknado slashfic posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1724073738260365752?s=20 GarfieldEATS: Imagine getting dunked on by garfieldfan14 of all people
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yo poptarts are what's up, i like smores. brown cinnamon is also a classic
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dokmo posted:Someone touched the poop, cool! ftfy
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Desert Bus posted:It's always somehow worse than I remember. lol again
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CodfishCartographer posted:Found the recipe preview, dunno why I couldn't find it yesterday: the misspelling/misuse of the word "peak" is irking me to no end for some reason
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I've decided it's time to blow up my brains and wake the f*ck up! That's right, I'm going to gently caress Garfield!!
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CodfishCartographer posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1743742689143554520?t=HVBm97JcPNEk7kkQF9raww&s=19 I don't believe Nathen's horniness for Garfield has any limits so obviously that's a reverse psychology move in the effort to source more Garf porn
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Escape From Noise posted:He warned you..HE WARNED YOU!!! he's doing the finger thing
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Glimpse posted:What Google never forgets GarfieldEATS
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Wee Bairns posted:Can I safely say "gently caress Nathen?" He's celibate
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Frank Frank posted:Naaaaathen please stop. For the love of God, PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS Alternatively; please continue the madness Nathen
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Entergaged and staying browsed.
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Busters posted:IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. manifestation syndrome
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Mozi posted:ah, i'm happy to explain! eGeez (pronounced 'igggges') is an entergaging worldwide brand-consumer peer-to-peer marketplace where famous recognized brands such as Snoopy, Archie, and Pokemon can interface through the groundbreaking app-based technology directly with prospective buyers of licensed merchandise (t-shirts, decorative plates, oven mitts, etc), who themselves are happy to shop knowing they are free and clear from the nightmare of counterfeit merchandise and that their money is going not to some scam artist but to the developer of this middleman app go on...
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dokmo posted:Is Garfield safe? steinrokkan posted:#cumshots
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pseudanonymous posted:I never talked but I took a bunch of screenshots I meant to post them to the thread but never did. you still can! (only if they're funny)
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Ghostlight posted:touching the poop just makes your hands lovely a drat shame it would be for someone to do that
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im proud to announce that i will soon be launching my own line of unlicensed garfield anabolic steroids and they will only be available through egeez
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Crescent Wrench posted:Burst out laughing at the bottom line, holy poo poo. 
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the souls of cartoons must be protected at all costs *cocks shotgun*
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temple posted:This is what he looks like right now. Big difference from his emojified self no plushie is safe around this man
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Absolutely not. Nathen needs to never ever EVER find out about this thread. No one here needs to contact Nathen: doing so would ruin EVERYTHING. I think it'd be funny as heck for the poop to be picked up and thrown at the fan and splatter everywhere, but you're probably right. Nathan would implode and the lols would never be the same.
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Why would anyone write about this thread, anyway? Use it as research to write about Nathen, sure, it's an archive dedicated to his madness. But actually write about the thread itself? This isn't interesting, Nathen is it's the only way nathen would learn of or see this thread. look, it was a stupid scary joke not meant to be taken seriously and I agree nathen should never and will never discover something awful garfEAts thread. Let's be honest, he'd immediately launch into paranoid rants about being gangstalked by internet weirdos who are probably illuminati nickelodeon sicko freak pedo agents who want to destroy his soul and the souls of cartoons everywhere and that would be weird and sad probably. But it also might be funny. Not worth the risk though. Don't worry, he'll never register an account and come in here and freak the gently caress out and try to convert us to im-not-gay-im-celibate islam or whatever
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