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could you imagine touching an erect penis to put it in a woman?? couldn't be me
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Getting an English degree has been super helpful as it taught me two useful things: i learned both things more effectively in 7 years working as a newspaper reporter than i did getting a degree tbh. now im steadily failing upwards in my WFH office job. it rules
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browsing on a galaxy phone. ty AiT
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Oct 8, 2023 21:31
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Dr. Killjoy posted:“Today, the log resides in a glass box at the Jorvik Viking Centre, York, England; where, in 2003, visitors dropped it, breaking it into three pieces. It has since been repaired.” feces pieces lol
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POWELL CURES KIDS posted:what's getfiscal been up to lately been a month or two since ive been on twitter, but he's still getfiscaling the poo poo out of the place last i looked
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last fall, i got a fortune cookie at a chinese restaurant, and it had a goddamned FTX ad inside the cookie. that was the first i heard of the company, and i vowed to make it my life's work to ruin whatever prick stole a fortune from me. if anyone had doubted my power before, they sure don't now
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:I wonder how long until he mysteriously dies of an unforeseen illness yeah, that Steve Jail fella whi showed up in manhattan to say hey to epstein is like to visit SBF in the not too distant future but maybe just for kicks or something because i don't think he'd have dirt like pedo plane man did
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i don't know why i was surprised some government big wig would have their own car shipped over, but bringing your Chinese-made Rolls-Royce competitor over is some swinging dick poo poo
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FlapYoJacks posted:Have you ever stepped foot outside of the states? poo poo, happens all the time in the u.s. too and we can't even agree on what color handles should be to differentiate gas and diesel either in the event the diesel nozzle fits in the gas hole
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Nov 15, 2023 22:34
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we call anal "struggle session"
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Nov 27, 2023 14:34
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it's why it's called "the pond" jeanyus
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Nov 29, 2023 23:01
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such a weak ocean it was conquered by the friggen dutch with shovels
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i didn't know dogs could be dweebs. i knew they could be narcs, but not dweebs
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:can you imagine someone stealing your thunder at your "I'm Going To Commit Suicide" party lol giving a full r. budd dwyer 30 minute speech complete the "Please leave immediately if you have a weak stomach or mind since I don't want to cause physical or mental distress" just ahead of the .357 wall painting after, everyone is like "christ, what an rear end in a top hat. anyway, john, as you were saying?"
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im no fan of biden, but id love to have a christmas card signed by the cop-eating hero dogs 
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bill gave socks away to some staffer. or he ate him and used the "uh, i gave the cat to a staffer" as an excuse for why the world's most famous cat with an SNES game was no longer around
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spotted today in worcester, mass 
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Rigged Death Trap posted:yikes every car you rent from the women means there's one fewer car potentially being driven by a woman, so maybe hold your nose a bit and do us all a solid??
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BonHair posted:Does USA not have at least basic registry of businesses? Over here, I can just check who's the actual owners of a business, here's a random McDonald's and here's Novo Nordisk for one of the harder to read but serious examples.. Of course, that doesn't help with wife owned businesses, but that's for small men who don't realize what will happen at divorce time. kinda, but not really. iirc, you need a federal tax ID as a business, but what sort of information you need to give up really depends on the state. if one was so inclined, you could pay a dude $100 (or whatever the fee is) to start your LLC for you as your "registered agent" and keep your name off of all the paperwork in Wyoming or Delaware or some other shithole and do your dirt with the full faith due a company registered to do business in the U.S., like doing all sorts of cyber crime and poo poo: https://www.reuters.com/technology/cybersecurity/how-cybercriminals-are-using-wyoming-shell-companies-global-hacks-2023-12-12/
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this is obviously steaming horse poo poo, but just because i was curious and mainly because ive never heard of anyone orally consuming PCP, i thought id have a look to see what happens if you eat the stuffNational Institutes of Health posted:PCP’s most unusual feature is that doses of 5 to 10 mg orally may induce acute schizophrenia, including agitation, psychosis, audiovisual hallucinations, paranoid delusions, and catatonia. Doses greater than 10 mg usually result in coma.3, 11, 12 In animal experimental studies PCP is used to investigate the neurochemical basis of schizophrenia. Low doses of phencyclidine have produced patterns of metabolic and neurochemical changes in rodent brains that resemble those in brains of schizophrenic patients.24 A typical PCP-induced coma is manifested as an unresponsive patient whose eyes remain open.1, 10 10 mg is on the upper end of a normal smoked dose. this kid was sitting comatose, eyes opened, at the breakfast table and mom loaded him up on a hand cart and walked his rear end to school https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2859735/#:~:text=PCP%27s%20most%20unusual%20feature%20is,mg%20usually%20result%20in%20coma
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January 6 Survivor posted:like definitive schizophrenia or just temporary schizophrenia so you can experience what it is like? temporary is my takeaway from the abstract. but now i want to see walter white swap the stevia for PCP instead of ricin in that one scene in breaking bad
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Speleothing posted:Though $800 goes a lot further when food is cheap and healthcare comes from the state. i was in hebei for a couple weeks like a decade ago. at the time, you could get a pack of smokes for $1 and a bottle of the local baiju was a couple bucks. i changed a $100 bill over to RBM at the hotel and i spent maybe $15 while i was there. a cspammer could live pretty well as a mythical mountain monkey
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the han are tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired
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i was expecting the musical artist macklemore instead of the joker e: pic thread, may as well post the pic of maklemore 
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tokin opposition posted:if like me you're confused why ETG is posting what looks like a photoshop, it's real yeah, it's just the most bizarre thing. like...fuckin why would a human being do that unless it was super mega ironic like for borat or you're a stormfront guy doing a bit?
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ackman is the guy who led the charge against the harvard lady for plagiarism. his wife is a professor at MIT who made her students make orbs for epstein (not a euphemism) and some publication turned the plagiarism eye of sauron on ackman's professor wife and whoopsy-doodle, she did a plagiarism. she did a no growth. she did a weak apology and now ackman is mad
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CaptainBeefart posted:Is that a pencil sharpener? i think he's cutting cocaine with a final fantasy giant sword on a wooden table?
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ea nasir sold poor quality copper and a guy wrote a bad bronze age yelp review about it and the tavern and dog joke is the oldest known joke in human history. it's a comic written for dweebs who learn history through memes (me)
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Tsitsikovas posted:Wanna put his tender rendezvous - now here, drink my goo
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if you're getting it straight from the source, you'd have to swallow a goddamned pint of ice cream in short order and would get an incredible brain freeze and wouldn't taste much. sounds like a nightmare for your partner if you weren't sucking it from the source, biden could just say "gimme some ice cream, jack" and make you beat off in the corner and fill a container he could enjoy at his leisure. that sounds ok provided its the only way ice cream is available on this planet, or id simply tell the president that ice cream is free for him and he doesnt have to eat some stranger's ejaculate
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Is Michael savage even still on the air anymore. I’m old enough to remember when he had a decent sized audience my boss listened to savage everyday, and the howie carr show. that was forever ago and now im old thanks for reminding me, michael wiener
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BigJB21...2021 the year biden becomes president...horny-posting during a stressful reelection campaign. my god
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recipes can't be copywritten. anyone can take any recipe and publish it as their own, and no one can stop you, even famous people's. maybe you'd get in trouble for calling your enchiladas "brad pitt's famous encheladas" or "elizabeth warren's indian taco" or whatever, but otherwise, go nuts.
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syphilis rules because one day you get a sore on your dick and you ignore it and hope it goes away and wouldn't you know it, it does! then you lose your mind and every once in a while you become briefly lucid and find out you've been elected president but before you can really let it sink in, you continue to sweatily rant in front of 10,000 people about how your toilet won't gobble up the turds like they used to
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i wonder how many samurai swords eisenhower traded for or took from underlings during the war. swinging 'em around and making whooshing noises in the white house
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nomad2020 posted:How do you even miss Germany? i clicked through because i was "the hell are they on about" after some obvious ones didn't blow up, but the countries are all bombing targets post Germany's 1945 surrender, so it includes japan. a weird set of parameters, but that's why
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