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April 2016. Is Pissflaps still arguing about what should and shouldn’t be counted as a troop? e: month. Pork Pie Hat fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Nov 15, 2023 |
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Nov 15, 2023 19:52
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Tesseraction posted:Pissflaps got permabanned and now spends his time being insanely racist and transphobic on Twitter. I saw he was being… that a couple of years ago. He certainly wasn’t going at it half-heartedly. Was it that sort of thing that got him the boot here? Microplastics posted:You really came back to the UKMT after seven years? Oh my Once you go UKMT you never go er… SMTV? I heard about him! Liked jam, got ratfucked by his own party, right? keep punching joe posted:Did you hear about Brexit? Something about racism and a bus? OwlFancier posted:Hang on, hosed off in 2016, returned november 2023... I have quite literally never hosed a dead pig, which David Cameron definitely has done, so no, I’m not him.
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Nov 15, 2023 20:33
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Failed Imagineer posted:As the event becomes more and more competitive it would eventually evolve into Toddler Discus Relatedly, I am 100% certain I could throw Rishi Sunak over a pub.
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Nov 16, 2023 17:26
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Failed Imagineer posted:There's not a person here who wouldn't cheer you on, doubly so if you failed Well now I can’t decide which is funnier, twatting him into the side of the pub like a tiny Wile E. Coyote, or flinging him right over and into the fiery pits of hell so he can meet his hero Maggie.
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Nov 16, 2023 18:14
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Sure, sure his “kid” was watching “football”. I think we all know what’s really going on here 
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Nov 16, 2023 21:58
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Bobby Deluxe posted:I'm not saying the doctors are evil At this point, I definitely am saying that. They know exactly what they’re getting in to when they take the money. Sure, some will think they’re the good ones, changing the system from inside, but they aren’t and they have failed. gently caress ‘em.
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Nov 17, 2023 16:38
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Wachter posted:gently caress me. The pope's gone fuckin woke Wanking off old men instead of pre-teens is “woke” now is it? quote:A one-line statement from the Vatican said Francis had “relieved” Bishop Joseph Strickland Bloody political correctness gone mad is what it is.
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Nov 17, 2023 22:16
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OwlFancier posted:Idiot King Bit rude, not everyone knows all the lingo.
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Nov 18, 2023 16:53
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Tesseraction posted:Idiot King comes from I believe FYAD where their mods are idiot kings who have no access to the full mod forums but otherwise have the same powers. I probably should have put (/s) on my previous post, but I didn’t know where IK came from, so thanks!
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Nov 18, 2023 17:34
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Microplastics posted:I keep getting a thobbing sensation in my bone wolf einstein, what does that mean? If it goes on for more than four hours you should see your GP. To boast about it I assume.
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Nov 19, 2023 20:03
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The piss diamonds may have the 2012 Olympics to get nostalgic and gratingly sentimental over, but gently caress that, this is what truly brought the whole country together:
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Nov 19, 2023 23:46
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Josef bugman posted:I wish I had something to sell that I could get for several handfuls of 50s. Hark at the kidney-hoarder and their two working kidneys. Pork Pie Hat fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Nov 20, 2023 |
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Nov 20, 2023 16:23
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Maugrim posted:
Because you can get used to these things when you’re close to them, and because I don’t think you dickheads* get told this enough, I’m using the last of my weird outsidery status to say that this is genuinely amazing work and you should all feel rightly proud of what you’ve done/are doing. Anyway, enough touchy-feely stuff. Tories. What a bunch of cunts. *It’s a term of endearment round my way, live with it.
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Nov 20, 2023 22:22
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Some good news!quote:LadBaby pull out of Christmas number one single race Obviously not as good as the news that these two and their kids are being fired directly into the sun, but you have to take the small wins.
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Nov 21, 2023 17:13
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EvilHawk posted:Definitely nothing to do with the dad being a Tory and a cheater. Nothing at all. I am shocked to my very core at these revelations. My very core I tell you.
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Nov 21, 2023 17:32
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OwlFancier posted:Message to the leaders of earth, you have three days to overturn capitalism or I shall utilize my forcefemming machine to turn one of you into a catgirl every hour. I think traditionally there has to be a threat of undesired consequences in extortion for it to be really effective.
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Nov 22, 2023 16:32
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Why are you missing the film? Assert your dominance over the cinema by marching to the front and pissing on the screen.
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Nov 23, 2023 15:06
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I, an idiot from Essex, went to university in NI in the late 90s, in part to get away from family etc and in part because it sounded brilliant. It was loving amazing.
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Nov 24, 2023 22:48
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NotJustANumber99 posted:The truly british way would be enslave any natives and have them build the infrastructure whilst pilfering all their poo poo. But i guess that wont work on a desert island. Not with that attitude, commie.
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Nov 25, 2023 14:41
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Not to be confused with Lost Girls by Alan Moore, which is
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Nov 27, 2023 13:32
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You may have talked about it at publication, but just in case you didn’t may I recommend Babel* by R. F. Kuang to the thread? In 1836 a Chinese scamp is told he’s a language wizard It is very good, very sharp and well worth your time. If you want a bibliography you’ll need the Waterstones exclusive edition, or a friendly goon willing to type it up for you (hi!). *Its full title is Babel: Or the Necessity of Violence: An Arcane History of the Oxford Translators' Revolution, so you know it’s going to be good. Pork Pie Hat fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Nov 28, 2023 |
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Nov 28, 2023 14:23
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cat botherer posted:https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/nov/27/racism-allegations-destroyed-my-life-laurence-fox-tells-libel-trial Whichever journalist wrote that up did well to get that quote over the loud banging sound of Fox’s barrister’s head against his desk.
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Nov 28, 2023 20:59
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TACD posted:whiskey supremacy Whiskey supremacy, no. Whisky supremacy, yes.
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Nov 29, 2023 12:00
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Just Another Lurker posted:I've drunk Bushmills and i thoroughly agree with the above. While I’ll always take a whisky over a whiskey, I am partial to a bit of Black Bush. And the drink from the Bushmills distillery with a black label.
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Nov 29, 2023 14:07
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Wachter posted:My favourite Christmas Day drink is an Irish Carbomb Who the gently caress called it that, when Buda’s (Paddy) Wagon was right there. Yes I know, just as offensive.
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Nov 29, 2023 21:42
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I had an out of season packet of Christmas Pudding crisps the other month. They were absolutely minging, but not quite as absolutely minging as you’d expect.
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